attention squirrels outside this window!
even though i have not been able to fully perform my chasing duties at all lately and you have taken over the bird feeders,
and even though i no longer have a kitty perch upon which to jump so that i can bark at u,
and even though u are ignoring me right now.. know this my bird seed stealing friends...
i will be watching u..
...even if it means my mom's legs are going to fall asleep!!