Friday, September 9, 2016

agent brown

and so i was like, "heck no, mom, it's a trap. i'll stay right here with u and dad, thank u very much."

what's that, lulu the tiger? it's okay, yeah, u guys can come closer and look.  and smell if u want. it does not really hurt anymore. lessee, where was i?


...oh,  so even though i turned my electromagnets on, the special doctor tushie man still managed to take me to the back, right? and that's where i see it. but nobuddy else does and i'm like, "uh, hello, anybuddy else see the multimaster robot megamonster of doom and destruction? anybuddy??" nopies.  crickets. and a bunch of big noisy dopey dogs being dopey and a cat. well i think it was a cat. i never saw it, only smelled it.  but i am pretty sure it was a cat cuz it smelled like cheezy fish breath and raspberry lip gloss from all the kissy kissies they get on their head.

anyhow, so i'm thinking, great, surrounded by dopey big dogs who are too dopey to do anything, and me without our emergency backpack. u know the one, that we packed with our mini travel trebuchet and my long bow and at least three different types of light sabers plus enough ammo and arrows and dragon glass to fight off at least two hoards of zombies and seven battalions of white walkers and orcs.  and probably one multimaster robomegamonster of doom and destruction probably, but i will never know because mom would not let me bring it. "too heavy for my back," she said...

..which makes me wonder... maybe next time, well if there is a next time i go to the special doctor mister tushie man because he did say i seem to be doing well enough that we could delay my MRI at least until we see what happens next time i have an, maybe next time i have to see him, which hopefully is maybe like, never from now, well hopefully maybe mom will let me bring my weapons backpack if we tie it to the hood of the pedal car and then we tie the pedal car to mom's car so we can tow it... 

what's that chocobot?  oh yes, right. so, at that point i'm like, "sheesh, swell mom.  dragged back here and left on my own, staring into the face of the multimaster robot megamonster of doom and destruction.  swell.  thanks for making me leave all my weapons at home, mom and dad. thanks a lot. "

and then, before i could even think another word, the multimaster robot megamonster of doom and destruction shot at me with his inviso ray eyes, then it poked me with a needle. not once but twice and it even drew blood! by that point i only had my wolfy instincts to rely on, but the robot was so close and angled in such a way that i knew my ferocious fangs were not really going to be very effective.  so i did it.   i was really hoping to save it too because i could feel it was going to be a doozy, but i had to do it. there was nothing else left i could do.  i released the agent brown...if u know what i mean. 

yeah, lil pink puppy.  the robot pretty much dissolved immediately really.  then the techs came back and found me they were like, "yo dude what's that smell and what happened 2 you, ferocious wolf? " and i just said, "u would not believe me if i tried, my friend." so they wrapped me up and took me back out to mom and dad  and we went home and here i am. 

well, hee hee, okay, they also gave me the picture the robot took of me before agent brown came to town, if u know what i mean. i cannot wait to show u guys. let me get it and i will tell u what else the special doctor mister tushie man told me... (to be continued :) )


Anonymous said...

Dear cutie Baxter,
I found your morning update to be very interesting and amusing. However, when I read about "Agent Brown", I lost it. I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. Thanks for a good morning laugh at your expense. Here's hoping that your good news will continue and that you won't have to visit the chamber of horrors again. Oh, and one more thing....while you may not smell of raspberry lip gloss, I'll wager my week's salary that you get lots of kissy kissies on your sweet little head.......and ENJOY them.

May the Force be with you!
Little Klaus' Mom

Anonymous said...

Yup that Agent Brown is one powerful weapon and is an excellent defence when in tight situations. Of course the Yellow neutralizer does a handy job as well where warranted but should be used sparingly as you do not want to give all your secrets away. Keep fighting the good fight, title ferocious wolf! Wally and b

Anonymous said...

Good boy Mr. B. Keep up the good fight. There's a sausage army ready when you are. So glad it sounds good. Mom is so very careful with you. I don't know what more she could do. Love you Mr. B.

kalyxcorn said...

hee hee hee i am so glad u enjoyed my story miss little klaus's mom. and so grateful that u and wally n b and miss marene and penny leave comments on here that i read on a rainy day. it's a little treat in waiting! :)