Thursday, May 18, 2017

while i protested, bleak and scary

stay with us? seriously??? here?? for a few hours? mom, just one cootie, one single cootie, has an infection radius of 50 meters. that means anyone standing within 50 meters of a contaminated individual has a one hundred percent chance - one hundred percent chance - of becoming infected. not to mention the cootie's rate of cellular mitosis is unparalleled to even the most virulent of infectious diseases. the justinian plague, the black plague, the bubonic plague - they will all look like minor colds compared to what can happen in just five minutes with her in this room. that's why the infected have to stand way over there and that's why SHE has to stand way over there. dontchoo understand, mom???


Anonymous said...

So that's what your nose was telling you yesterday! Well you know sometimes we just have to play the hospitable host and grin and bare it. Who knows you may just have a lot of fun! Wally and B

Lissa said...

Cassie is adorable!