Wednesday, December 27, 2017

the dark wolf raises (a stink)


hee hee, like a hawk in search of prey, the dark wolf surveys his land while he waits for his handlers to finish readying themselves for a nice winter walkie...


how many people would he frighten on his walkie? , the dark wolf wondered. and not by any particular effort on his part, but just by merely being the ferocious something that they were seeing.


as he watched the girl handler approach him and open the door, his hackles bristled under the puffy cape santa had given him, in subtle acknowledgement thst his second handler was talking at him from be-


what? ugh. dad!! a dark elf?? sheesh, i toldjoo already the dark wolf is not, i repeat not any kind of elf. the dark wolf is the primary protector/collector of poops of all shapes and sizes and he fights inpoopstice against the downtrodden. not an elf. repeat, not an elf. nope. nopies. nope. just because his head gets cold and this was the only hat he could fi- nope. nopies. daaaad.


mom, can u please tell dad if he cannot kindly refrain from bothering the dark wolf during our walkies then he will be asked to remain at home for said duration of our walkie?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whether you are a Dark Wolfie or a Dark Elfie or just yourself.....you are so adorable, Baxter.

Little Wisconsin Klaus' Mom Krista

marie said...

You're looking quite dapper in that gorgeous walking suit Baxter! Such a stylish wolf!

Anonymous said...

Kisses Mr. B.

Marene&Penny