Monday, November 19, 2018

in a six (or nine) wolf open sleigh!

hee hee, yeah duk duk, i do not know which one i would pick, either.


i mean, well, with six teeny weenies, the mark six is already a powerful, above entry level option. and it is really cool, what with the tiny frosted gold chain reins...


and the rich red corninthian leather sleigh built for speed and comfort


but the mark nine in ferocious fang white with after market pro x4 internal methane combustion coupling system? well that’s just top of the line, isn’t it?


i mean, it is like the first vehicle ever whose interlinked coupling system relies solely on the foofie generated by teeny weenies. and no tiny chain reins means a quieter ride that allows u to truly enjoy the true and gassy noises of your ride. plus, i mean have u looked at the payload?


the mark nine red corinthian leather sleigh is capable of hauling eleventy gigsnakes to deserving boys and girls everywhere!


yeppies, duk duk, they take so long to make, we only have these two sleigns to offer for cyber brown wednesday, but hopefully we can get mom to make after the holidays. and besides, our storybook teeny weenie mecharamas will be available too and they would be perfect for leaving out all year round.


what’s that, duk duk? hee hee hee, o lemme check..

nopies, not smelly enough! i guess we know what we will be doing today!! :)

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Baxter, I had a friend who's dog tore open a bag of bone-meal potting soil and ate a bunch of it. The next morning, it was very cold after a night of snow. But, this doggie made some steaming poopies -- that were glittering in the sunlight! This was probably from all the vermiculite in the bone meal potting soil. But, your glittering gigsnakes reminded me of this. How wonderful that your santa can deliver these gems to all of the boys and girls on Xmas!