Showing posts with label all gussied up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all gussied up. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

rent a ring wolf :)


well, i am pretty sure it would be a viable summer job, mom. i mean, u saw harry and meghan’s wedding. it was really lovely but well, every wedding needs a little ferocious walking down the aisle, right? plus me and duk duk and chocobot can totally dj the reception after and we can even help with keeping things tidy by eating anything that falls to the floor. o and besides, i am eleven now so i can be the something old, and obviously since i already have a family i would be borrowed...

and looky, if i wear this, i can be the something blue, too!

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

happy valentine’s day :)

well, mom, i mean, we were just wondering..


i mean since u did such a nice job with mine and all...and, well, on account of u not letting us stay home on seriously like the most contagious and cootieriffic of all days...

well, before we goto school today we were wondering if u could make duk duk some cootie protection too. :)

Monday, January 15, 2018

i think, i thank, i thunk :)

hee hee hee. oh yeah, this is totally going to work.


what??? snufflupagus? okay fine, duk duk. roll it up so my nose shows but that’s it. besides, if ima gonna wear it all day at school i guess it would be good to have a second blow hole. well, i mean a second smell hole. wait, i guess i still need to clarify. a blow hole slash smell hole for breathing in. which technically makes this new hole the one (and only) blow slash smell hole for that particular purpose. because the other blow slash smell hole that we already accommodated is really more of an blow out-

(sniff sniff) mom?


um, o nothing really. just getting ready for school. and well, u know how my ears get really cold ? and, well, the rest of me really? and u know how i cannot wear my puffy coat during class anymore for, well, reasons? well, tadaah - solution. say hello to the shai hulud 3000. now with two blow holes.

wait, what, mom?

hmmm...

hmmmmmm..

hmmmmmmmmm..


nopies, mom. i do not think that wearing this will affect my ability to learn any less than i already do in school :)

Friday, December 29, 2017

the makey list

wait, what do u mean u cannot make inflatable poopie snakes, mom? we agreed before that me and duk duk are in charge of the makey ideas and this is our list. if it's on the list, it's on the list.


and inflatable poopie snakes are definitely on the list. :)



Wednesday, December 27, 2017

the dark wolf raises (a stink)


hee hee, like a hawk in search of prey, the dark wolf surveys his land while he waits for his handlers to finish readying themselves for a nice winter walkie...


how many people would he frighten on his walkie? , the dark wolf wondered. and not by any particular effort on his part, but just by merely being the ferocious something that they were seeing.


as he watched the girl handler approach him and open the door, his hackles bristled under the puffy cape santa had given him, in subtle acknowledgement thst his second handler was talking at him from be-


what? ugh. dad!! a dark elf?? sheesh, i toldjoo already the dark wolf is not, i repeat not any kind of elf. the dark wolf is the primary protector/collector of poops of all shapes and sizes and he fights inpoopstice against the downtrodden. not an elf. repeat, not an elf. nope. nopies. nope. just because his head gets cold and this was the only hat he could fi- nope. nopies. daaaad.


mom, can u please tell dad if he cannot kindly refrain from bothering the dark wolf during our walkies then he will be asked to remain at home for said duration of our walkie?

Monday, December 25, 2017

rawwwrry christmas my friends! :)

dear diary,
today i am busy spending time with my family but i thought i would share a peek at some of the things we got for christmas and a picture that is pretty representative of what our christmas morning was like. because, well, u know, ima wolf. anyhow i hope u have a merry rest of today :) :)


Friday, December 22, 2017

baxter and duk duk's infinite christmas playlist

okay, that one..o, maybe a million times. no wait, a million and one times.


hee hee, what's that, duk duk? oh yes, by apples in stereo. i will look that one up next.


oh no, not again! seriously why bother even making an app for something that may as well be easier and more reliable if u trained a monkey to do it using punch cards and an abacus.


now we have 2 start all over again.


boy, i sure hope santa appreciates how busy we been spending all this time trying to stay good. how many days is it til christmas again??



Monday, December 18, 2017

spa day

hee hee, do not tell mom but u know, i think she was right.  these slippers are so cozy and perfect for lounging around after a long day's pedaling to and from school.  and putting mom's face cream on my paws beforehand? pure genius! already i can tell my pads will be smoother than a baby's blankie. what's that? oh yeah, we totally need amend our christmas list and ask santa for two jars of that gooey stuff. one for us and one 2 re-replace the nilly frosting we substituted in mom's jar so she would worry about what hap-


oh, why, hello mom. u look lovely and hydrated today. wait, what was that? oh.  nopies we have not been in your bathroom at all today. in fact, we have just been sitting here being good for goodness sake really. why do u ask? :)

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

today i am eleven :)


hee hee hee, ooOOOooooOooo! i smell blueberries and i smell strawberries and i smell carrots and i smell chicken and i smell duc- i mean, i smell watermelon..mom may i please open my eyes now?


oooOOOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOoo! it is even taller and deliciouser looking then i ever imagined! :)

Friday, December 8, 2017

little red riding wolf :)


rawwwr! rawwwr! rawwr!


rawww-


hee hee, why hello, mother. um,
guess what - i found the red sweater u have been looking for. :)

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

happy halloween :)


hee hee hee, yeah, duk duk, mom really did a super job with it didn't she?


whodathunk it is only papier mache! yeah i know this year's costume is really genius. even if people actually figure out who i am, they really will not know Who I am after chocobot does his thing, right??

 okay, first, lemme take my collar off and make sure the specs are what we specified in our drawings..


hee hee, yep,  i think this will work just fine really. 









well, i guess there is no time like the present. okay chocobot, remember if this is gonna hurt u need to give me fair - 















































































































Monday, October 23, 2017

come and get it :)

hee hee, well mom, after dad and i help u fill calendar orders, we thought maybe we should celebrate by getting ice cream :)


(psst - u can clicky here to get your supercool calendar too http://etsy.me/2xVZzkh and if u want, maybe u might also want to add some super cute christmas cards too because we added a new one of those too :) )

Monday, October 16, 2017

the pilgrim

hee hee, hmmmm. finest quality..exceptional adorableness...

..excellent workmanship and shift resistance..perfect for stylish little wolves who know how to party!


yeppies, mom, i think our supercool nexus four uptown funky monkey thanksgiving pilgrim buckle hat design is a winner, dontchoo think? let's book it into the makey schedule for a limited micro production run and me and duk duk will start pulling fabrics and buckles immediately so u can finish them by early november!

Friday, September 8, 2017

canis platiformis :)

well, lemme just wiggle my toesies and sliiiide this one on and..oo hey duk duk, can u wing the other one a little closer?


hee hee, thanks, duk duk.


now lemme just sliiide my lefty and see if i can just stan- woop. woop. woo-o-o-oop. wait wait. duk duk, can u - hee hee, okay yeah, duk duk, just spot me right there for now til i get used to the extra height and.. okay, yeah, see? yeah these will totally work.

whoa - everything looks so much closer now. oh yeah, right. u can call mom over now.


see mom? no need to worry about me hurting myself with the upgrades we asked u to make to my flippy floppies. in fact, with hurricane irma maybe coming and what with all the water she will bring, maybe u can add another nother layer to make them super duper platform flippy floppies? :)


(to everyone in the path of hurricane irma, we send u our heartfelt wishes for your safety and protection. )