Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Friday, September 22, 2017

a brushy a day :)


ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..


hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

front seat driver :)









ooo ooo - i see it! do not worry, mom,  i've got this.










beeep beeeeep!












 











beep beep beep! beep beep beeeeeeeep!






 

















sheesh, the service around here is apooping...














beep beep beeeeEEEeeoooEEEEeeeeeoooEEEeeeoooEEEeeeeeoooEEEeeeoooeeeep!














oh good. finally.


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hey, dad..u missed a spot. :)



Monday, September 18, 2017

always happy 2 help


hee hee, dad, if u need me to chomp anything for u, a wolf will be right here by his bowl :)

Friday, September 15, 2017

u r invited: baxter and duk duk's tiny helping houston teeny weenie texas tree fundraiser event











yes, mother, me and duk duk agree to ensure one hundred percent of the proceeds from our special teeny weenie helping houston texas tree fundraiser will be donated to the houston spca to help wolves and falcons in need.  now, may we please have some time alone so we can start photography and planning our event?















 




 

hee hee, i thought she'd never leave. wait, is she gone? okay good.  i did not want to say it in front of her, but these teeny weenie helping houston texas trees we asked mom to make on short notice turned out even better than i expected! i mean, it's got all the adorableness of our other teenie weenie trees, and it's got all the awesomeness that u would expect out of something that might cost a little more but they are meant for a special cause. i mean, the three piece, glove soft,  hand cut, full leather wrap that makes up the texas state flag on the block base?  the tiny hand dyed indigo blue trees with even tinier texas star tree toppers on top?  the classic teeny weenie we designed with tiny red swarovski crystal nose standing ferociously atop an iridescent glittery snow surface? the hand branded logo that we designed on the bottom?  the pearly-descent stars we punched and carefully placed on the flag? all the tiny touches really add up to some one of a kind awesome, don't they, duk duk?





 yeah, i know. my tummy is already rumbling at me for donating our gummy worms to help buy supplies for these trees. but just think, we could have donated our gummy worms directly, but by investing them  in supplies and turning them into these trees, hopefully people will buy them and we can multiply the amount we can donate! and, it's a win win all around because not only will people know they are helping a good cause, but they will be getting something really awesome that they can keep or maybe even give to another friend, u know, to pass along the smile favor. and if that person lives in texas or is from texas, why, even better, right?




anyhow, i hope our friends can remember to mark their calendars for - wait, when did we say again? oh yeah, saturday the 23rd at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard time. but i hope they can remember if they are interested or pass the word along because we only made like fifteen of them plus or minus what a wolf might have chomped on because, well, u know, that's what a mom gets when a wolf finds things at wolf height and he thinks he is being helpful by bringing it to her only by the time he brings it to her there are pretty much chomp marks all over it. because that's what wolves do. :)











Wednesday, September 13, 2017

wolf patrol


okay, okay, dad, i know we only just started our walkies. i promise i will only be just a minute...


oh little bunnies, come out come out wherever u are... :)

Friday, September 8, 2017

canis platiformis :)

well, lemme just wiggle my toesies and sliiiide this one on and..oo hey duk duk, can u wing the other one a little closer?


hee hee, thanks, duk duk.


now lemme just sliiide my lefty and see if i can just stan- woop. woop. woo-o-o-oop. wait wait. duk duk, can u - hee hee, okay yeah, duk duk, just spot me right there for now til i get used to the extra height and.. okay, yeah, see? yeah these will totally work.

whoa - everything looks so much closer now. oh yeah, right. u can call mom over now.


see mom? no need to worry about me hurting myself with the upgrades we asked u to make to my flippy floppies. in fact, with hurricane irma maybe coming and what with all the water she will bring, maybe u can add another nother layer to make them super duper platform flippy floppies? :)


(to everyone in the path of hurricane irma, we send u our heartfelt wishes for your safety and protection. )

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

grill marx


hee hee, hey dad, no need to carry those all the way to the dinner table - a wolf can chomp it all down right here, no buns or forks necessary. :)

Monday, September 4, 2017

chikky likky stick

o chikky likky stick,
thanks for keeping me busy
while i get lasered :)

Friday, September 1, 2017

quack three times


hee hee, no, duk duk, u can go if u want to but i toldjoo already i am not moving an inch until mom starts another hungry games. last time it was chicken jerky versus mackerel and greens and before that it was cherry tomato vs chicken jerky. i did not know it was even possible, but the stakes seem to be getting higher and even more deliciouser.
besides, what r u even doing back there by my tushie? u know how dan-


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pfweeeeOoooOOOOOooOooT!)



-gerous it can be. hee hee, whoopsie. um, i cannot really see u so quack once if u r still conscious, twice if u need urgent medical assistance, and three times if u do not want me to eat your share of dessert tonitey nite. :)

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

b is for banana kitty

hee hee, yeah duk duk, i cannot wait to use everything either! - not tell mom but i guess hauling cassie's cootie butt to school really was worth it. i mean, just look at all the extra cool things mom gave us from her trip - an incredibly mesmerising banana kitty notepad, a super cool hot dog and ketchup flash card study block set, and super cute sticky flags that aost makes me want to do tonitey nite's reading so i can mark where we fell asleep...


and of course all sorts of me shaped things! and, if we put everything together...


i'd say we got a pretty good haul. :)

Monday, August 28, 2017

partial scene from the morning of the first day back 2 school (insert poop emoji here)(insert second poop emoji here)(insert third poop emoji here)

...well, i guess when u put it that way, mother, i guess the answer is yes. but it is hardly like i really have a choice in the matter when it is patently obvious that picking the alternative would engender a thick and gooey, conscience smothering layer of motherly disapproval, is it? it's not my fault she's reeking with coo- fine, okay, okay. i know she has been standing right here the whole time. let's just get this over with. (sigh). i cannot believe i am saying this, but yes, cassie, u can go to school with us in our pedal car. cooties and all...


kaaaaaack!

Friday, August 25, 2017

a wolf, a falcon, and a crocodile :)


whoa, duk duk. whoda thunk mom would actually find us a present from korea that is as ferocious as we are. this is incredible.

and u say he is all ours, mom? and when he wakes up, he will not bite our toesies? cuz u know i have sensitive toesies. and duk duk, well he barely even tolerates my chomping on him and we are best friends.

mm-hmm. okay. i see your point. i mean, here i am a wolf and all and most of the time i control my ferociousness, too. except when i am hungry because seriously, hungry is as hungry does, right?

well, i am still really impressed u were able to get him in your suitcase without losing at least a pinky. thank u, mom. and do not worry, all our chores will be done by the time u get back from the grocery store. yeppies. okay we love u too and smell u later...


i cannot wait til he wakes up, can u, duk duk? i mean, just look at the size of his mouth. i bet u he has a million teeth in there. no, maybe eleventy jillion. and when he yawns, i bet we could probably fit my whole
head in there. or my plumpty rumpty even. or a whole falc-


-on. um, duk duk, can u please get me my iphoney so we can google how to make crocodile-proof body armor?

Friday, August 18, 2017

baxter and duk duk's day at the bazaar (part 3 - no bag necessary)

hmmm, well i am not sure that would leave us enough for the pedal ride home and they still are very blue and not pink like i want them..so i guess i am just gonna have to take them off and..what's that?


okay, two bags of gummy worms and throw in some orange flippy flops for my friend here and u have a deal, no bag necessary!


hee hee, wait'll everybuddy sees us in school this year, right, duk duk?? :)

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

baxter and duk duk's day at the bazaar (part 2 - and not a gummy more)

hee hee omg, duk duk, the way they fit, it is like these flippy flops were made for me!


u do not think they make my ankles look less ferocious, do they?


okay okay, do not get your feathers in a fluffle, duk duk. i was gonna do it already...okay, there. and still as comfy and awesome as ever. oh she's coming back...


miss market stall braavosi bazaar mom lady, me and duk duk will give u one bag of gummy worms for them and not a gummy more. :)

Monday, August 14, 2017

baxter and duk duk's day at the bazaar (part 1 - market pettiquette)

whoa, duk duk, those flippy flops are supercool!! but i bet if i show too much interest, she will ask a wing and a leg for them. and that's a lot of dark meat if i do say so myself. yeppies. besides i should really try them on. let me ask her.


miss market stall braavosi bazaar momlady, may my friend and i please try on this pair of really unimpressive flippy flops that probably will not even fit right and are an ugly blue color?

Friday, August 11, 2017

step five: watch your mom make your flippy flops and then oo and aw at them while the glue dries :)


mmm-hmm. mm-hmmm. oic. a skip tooth sawblade. not a flame throwe then. ok. ok. yes with an xacto blade and a drill bit - we would have done that wouldn't we have, duk duk? o, i see - a straw for the toesie part so the ribbon does not get smooshy weird. okay, yes, we would have done most all of that. except maybe for the part where we would have probably slightly burned a few feathers but seeing as how that would have been extra, it would have been a bonus step. like the way sometimes u get a bonus question on your test for extra credit and if u answer it right it makes up for the other questions u did not answer right bc u did not study really and otherwise u would have gotten a zero instead of a one. okay, okay, some stuff we forgot to take pictures of..and, that's it? hee hee, yay are we all done? well i mean except for the glue drying part?


may we see them, please, mom?


oooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOooo!

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

step four: if u get caught, think fast and deflect deflect deflect


hee hee, yeah, and maybe after, we can use it to carve our names on the unknowwhat by the uknowwhere. boy it is taking forever for that thingy 2 heat up. maybe i should go over and check on -


- uh-oh, i hear mom coming. if she finds out we will be grounded forever and not jusy til school starts again. quick turn off the thingy and help me get my safety gl--


oh hello mother. u smell nice today.
did u know we pooped and peed behind the sofa today? i will show u while duk duk stays here and does dukky things. and then maybe after, we can watch u finish our flippy flops? :) (ickqupoopay ukdpoopay ukdpoopay, eanclpoopay pupoopay ilewhpoopay ewpoopay reapoopay onegpoopay).

Monday, August 7, 2017

step three: try not to get caught by your mom using tools u r not allowed to use

hee hee, it may be overkill but finally, we are playing with fire!! well, a really hot cuttermajiggy anyway. or whatever that thingy is. just lemme get my fire goggles on and...


oh yes, dad. do not worry we have watched mom do it a million times. we are practically professionals.
okay, c u later.

hurry, duk duk, we need 2 finish this before mom gets home so we can show her how responsible we really are.


hee hee hee, okay, duk duk, it is time to ignite the flaming sword of poopsilon !...