Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Friday, February 22, 2019

u deserve a break today

hey hey... hey mom..

do u think maybe we can itchday cootiecay pantymcay antspay and otogay the iikkychay iletfay? :)

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

nightmare on wolf street

o m g. this. cannot. be. happening. again.

Monday, February 18, 2019

elbow to elbow

seriously, cassie? i mean, it’s not even a question worth debating.  look. elbow to elbow. mine are smaller, nimbler, much more efficient mover of earth and stones. besides tracking in mud and leaves what do your crazy fluffy legs do of value? zilcho. nada. no thingy or thingies. u cannot even hold a snackie bone and gnaw on it without needing to borrow a giraffe’s neck... ugh, fine. we can ask her but make it snappy because chocobot’s cootie proximity protection spell is sizzling in overdrive and this wiener wolf does not want another bath just because mom thinks i smell when we both know - oh wait, here she is..

mom, dontchoo think my legs are like eleventy zillion times more ferocious than cassie’s? 

Friday, February 15, 2019

s is for stowaway

hee hee, hurry, duk duk, mom will be here any minute so get your smelly butt in there and make it snap- what? we talked about this already. besides the fact that it is physically impossible and pretty much restinkulous to switch places...

i wasn’t the one who ate half our gummy worm savings when both of us agreed months ago that we needed the extra gummies so we could finally afford premium priority linebuster tickets for the both of us. we have been looking forward to this forever.

and now we barely have enough gummies for one basic admission to the world’s most incredible stink and smell show which is also why we have to make it snappy because we will be standing in line for hours just to get a whiff of the corpse flower. hee hee, hey that tickles! wait, did u just foof-

oo, (kaaaack) hurry i hear mom coming!

oh hello, mom, thank u for agreeing to drop me off at the stink show. it is a pity duk duk cannot come but i know some quiet time alone in the heat cave is just what he needs to feel right as a robin :)

Wednesday, February 13, 2019


mom, are u sure me and duk duk have 2 go to school today? things are starting to get really kissy kissy there if u know what i mean. and well, according to the guidelines put out by the world wolf health organization, wolves should limit their exposure to cooties, particularly when the wolf is older and ferociouser. like i am. it’s a win win for everyone really :)

Monday, February 11, 2019

secret powers :)


okay, mom, i guess u can look at them....

but please do not tell anyone about my webbies because they are one of my supersecret superspecial superpowers :) 

Friday, February 8, 2019

wolf in the high castle

mooom, can me and duk duk borrow the sheets off  the bed and, um, use them to make a ladder? 

Wednesday, February 6, 2019


hee hee, i know my annual checkup is still several months away yet, mom, but wait’ll the tushie man sees me this year - he will hardly even recognize me :)

Monday, February 4, 2019

wolf rider

well, okay, mom, if that is the only way. but it hardly seems responsible when a wolf is on car security duty..

hee hee, okay i am ready! o please let my surprise be a delicious frenchy fry!! :)

Friday, February 1, 2019


i can too, mom. just put it on me and see..

see? just like a rhino. rawrrr! rawrrrr! rawww-

wait, what does a rhino sound like again? 

Monday, January 28, 2019

little mister everywhere :)

These past couple of weeks have been doubly consumed by a cascade of rearranging and refeathering activities in our nest upstairs, which of course gave tiny chumley many opportunities to sniff at things both old and new, and jaunt about, crashing every rug test picture I took, because that’s what happy go lucky little wolves like to do. :)

Friday, January 25, 2019

coming soon: super ferocious holding hearts

hee hee, and that’s the last of our incredibly special prototypes, all nice and cootie protected now! now we just need to get mom to make a zillion more by january 31st for our winter megadoot and we’ll be set! 

yeah, okay, maybe not a zillion considering today is already friday and like everything we think up, they take forever to make. so maybe half a zillion. and we will talk to her about finally maybe taking special orders in batches.

o and i guess we still need to write up all the mooshy mumbo jumbo for our listing and decide if they should be called remembering hearts or holding hearts.  but i don’t feel like crying right now, do u, duk duk? yeah. maybe we’ll let mom write it up this time. (sigh) we really have lost a lot of wolf friends since we began blogging...

at least this way, if people want to, they can hold these heavy little hearts in their hands,  and they can close their eyes, and they can remember what it was like to (sniffle)...they can remember what it was like to their ferocious paws in their hands and - (sniffle) - okay okay.  no i’m not crying you’re crying. i said already we’ll get mom to write it up. besides, that was just my spring allergies anyway. wolves don’t cry...mostly. anyhow
o i think i hear mom coming. let’s ask her..

um, mom, me and duk duk think we are too ferocious to write up the mushy mumbo jumbo for the listing for our remembering hearts so do u think maybe u can do it? :) 

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

in case u missed it :)

dear diary,
in case u forgot the other night to look outside the window and see the super blood wolf moon, me and duk duk took a picture of it for you. and trust me, it smelled pooptacular. :)


Monday, January 21, 2019

the little wolf snake

sensing that there was something incredibly tiny yet very delicious before him, the little wolf snake flicked his tongue, tasting the air 
with each ferocious flick. 

“oooOooOooOooooo! my snakey senses sense a grain of delicious white rice!!” proclaimed the little wolf snake as he quickly pondered how to put it in his slithery tummy. “o, i know!”

and in the blink of an eye, the little wolf snake did what little wolf snakes were born to do. “CHOMP!!!” :)  

Friday, January 18, 2019

risky business

well, it seems a little risky, mom, but if u say so...

do not worry, george, mom will have u back together and all spiffy and clean in no time. :)

Monday, January 14, 2019

love snack baby

well, okay, mom, thank u for telling me u love me, but, well, considering what the exchange rate is and everything.. u think maybe u can pay it to me in snackies?

Monday, January 7, 2019


hee hee, see? i told u i am still growing, mom. now can we please increase my kibble and snackie allowance? :)

Friday, January 4, 2019

the scentient sentinel

hee hee, dad, i’m pretty sure that is not how u use that thing.

no seriuously, dad, i’ve watched mom use it like a gazillion times and she never - i mean, u cannot be doing it right bc it doesn’t even smell in here and that pretty much is like the only reason why i personally would even consider - wait, what?

fixing it? what do u mean ?

but dad, i mean, if it is doing that all by itself...i mean, well, dontchoo see?? after all these years of “using” it, we were actually feeding it. and now, finally, it has evolved and become self aware and here u r taking its lid off trying to fix it when really there is nothing here at all to fix. in fact, we should be celebrating its ascent into sentience with like, a party or something really. not gutting it like some common - dad? dad r u even listening to me?

mom, can u please tell dad that he is interfering with a highly complex situation beyond his understanding and that he should put everything back and cease all operations immediately?

o and tell him if he finds any tightly wrapped packages of gummy worms marked top secret do not show duk duk on them - well if he finds anything like that, like behind its water tank or something, then i am pretty sure it did that. u know, because it became self aware and all. :)

Monday, December 31, 2018

goodbye 2018

Once a year on this very day, for a very brief moment, tiny chumley becomes a tall little wolf, exposing his heart shaped tummy to the world in all its rounded pink glory so that we can say goodbye to the year that was. I'd love to say I remember why we started this tradition, but as with all things random, I don't. In fact, it's all I can do to remember to wear a different outfit every year for our photo, while mother nature lends a helping hand and takes care of the tweaks in the little kilebasa's appearance, swirling his underside in lighter shades of tummy pink and dappling it with dark little spots, while painting the rest of his body in wintery white using bolder, broader brush strokes. 

2018 was a challenging year for our tiny family in real life, but through it all we had our makey makes, and we had this little boy and his merry band of poop and gummy worm obsessed toyfriends, always there to remind us that beauty, love and acceptance comes in all shapes and sizes, and that joy and comfort is just a smelly laugh away.  Thanks, friends, for all the support and love in 2018. :)  

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

boba time :)

well, only because my head is still spinning from all the christmas candy me and duk duk ate yesterday, do u think i could please have a strawberry smoothie with double regular boba not popping boba with one swirly whippy cream and theee cherries on top? :)