Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

today i am seventeen

hee hee ooooOOOOooooOooo! hey hey, mom, hurry up and put it down here where a wolf can see already!



oooo, made with teeny weenies and thrifted vintagey goodness.



finest quality, superior workmanship…



truly pooptacular! and it is just how a ferocious wolf envisioned it!




um, so i know duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are not back yet from princess prettypink’s holiday partyrama but u think maybe i can try my birthday crown now? uknow, just 2 make sure it is ferocious enough? 



hee hee, wait’ll everyone gets a load of me!


  
hee hee, ooo, i thought a wolf was feeling  ferocious before, but this birthday crown is 
totally taking it to the next level! i cannot wait til duk duk gets - 
 


uh oh, a wolf is feeling tingly tangly woofy - 



RRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR! 




um, mom, can u maybe make my crown maybe seventeen percent less ferocious? just enough so a wolf can still enjoy his meat cake 
without, u know, eating his toyfriends. :)




Tuesday, November 14, 2023

puffy jacket weather :)

tiny chumley’s aging little body has been reminding us both to appreciate our time together a little more, and so, despite the many things we could and should be doing, we find ourselves sitting together by the open window, watching and smelling the world go by.  :)




Tuesday, October 24, 2023

nopies nopies nopiesrazzi:)

well, mom, it is mostly because i am a grown up ferocious wolf now, and ferocious wolves are rarely captured on film. but today can be an exception if u make it snappy, and maybe give me a snackie or two, or three or four or, u know, eleventy. :) 




Monday, September 11, 2023

a tomato a day brings the shark to bay :)

The  little dachshund was very excited. Not only did he and his best toyfriend duk duk convince their mom to have a spookyween doot in early October, but his tiny tomato farm had produced so many tiny tomatoes this year that he could chomp not one, not two, not even three tiny tomatoes but eleventy tomatoes a day. At this rate, by the end of  summer, i will have perfected my chompy chomp so much that i will be ferociouser than even a shark, he thought to himself with glee. :)  



Wednesday, August 16, 2023

first last :)

the little dachshund spied the delicious tiny cherry tomato in his meal bowl. “o luckee me!” he squealed with glee. “a tiny tomato picked fresh from the garden!  the perfect addition to my bowl for lunchy lunch! i save save it for last so i can savor it.  no wait , i should chomp it first, because i am ferocious and that is what ferocious wolves do. no wait, last, because flavor will linger and it will be the last thing i will remember from my meal. no wait, first. no wait, last! first! last! first! last!”



 and then, before the little dachshund could debate any longer, his tummy decided for him. “hee hee,” he thought to himself as he chomped into its juicy deliciousness, “first.” :) 




Friday, July 28, 2023

weird science :)

well, i know we have the dvds but it just seemed easier to buy and stream it all, what with, um, well, u know, what with project baloney cheesevds having been prematurely and, if i might say again, unjustly terminated. 
and besides, duk duk thinks it will probably take at least a week even in this heat before the cheese melts and the baloney is hard enough to eject properly :)




Wednesday, July 5, 2023

big bada boom


A few insanely loud, house shaking, seemingly professional grade firework booms a few years back have caused tiny chumley to be little less predictable when it comes to days like yesterday. Usually, we turn the tv on loud with some sort of bang bang shoot ‘em up movie and or sit with him in the bathroom while the festivities happen, but yesterday, the combination of a pacing little wolf and a need to do some laundry led me to an interesting discovery that I don’t know why we didn’t think of sooner. And so we sat in the laundry room, watching the wash go round and round, enveloped in the white noise of the dryer and the occasional jet engine like noises of the washer, the booms sounding farther off than the ever have before. 

um, well, a ferocious wolf needs to protect his hearing, and u need clean laundry so poopso facto this is perfect really, isn’t it? just let me know when it is over bc me and duk duk will b busy, u know, playing games that may or may not cause us to pass out in here. :) 




Wednesday, June 21, 2023

super luckee day :)

the little dachshund squealed with glee. “a strawberry bigger than my nose and toes? why today is definitely my most super luckee day!!”  :) 




Monday, June 12, 2023

unloaded question :)


well, when u say pooped in the bedroom, could u be more specific as to which bedroom and also specify exactly where? and by just, do u mean in the last five minutes or the last four hours? i mean, i am only asking so we are both clear on the question that specifically needs to be answered. :) 




Monday, June 5, 2023

all for one and one for all :)

the little dachshund could hardly believe his eyes. “omg,” the little dachshund exclaimed to his mother as he stared at the silver basket placed before him, “our very first harvest of blueberries from the garden!  i count one, i count two, i count three, why, i count eleventy zillion of them! and they all smell delicious! hee hee, wait’ll duk duk tries to guess my foofie tonitey nite.” 



although the little dachshund was eager to start chomping, he paused, reminding himself that thoughtfulness and manners are always very important. “mom,” the little dachshund asked before putting a napkin around his neck, ”did u pick any for yourself and dad, too?” :) 




Friday, May 19, 2023

me before u except after we :)



pssst! mom, if we have a snackie while dad is in the bathroom then it really would not count as a snackie and then, u know, when he gets back, we can have second first snackies  :) 




Friday, May 12, 2023

tgidiscofriyay :)


well, why not double snackies tonitey nite?tgidiscofriday will start after u and dad go to bed and me and duk duk will need all the energy we can get 2 robot the nite away :) 




Friday, May 5, 2023

fire and cheese :)

seriously, mom, can u please stop calling me baby chocolata con queso y cheese? it doesn’t even make any sense. and besides, baby chocolatte con fuego y olor sounds way better. :)




Wednesday, May 3, 2023

the poundlings :)

well, i would sneak up on him, like this. and then i would chomp his smelly butt. and he would go quack quack quacky quack and drop all the gummy worms. and then i would pound him and he would pound me abd i would pound him more and then we would goto the candy store together and buy more candy for later. because that’s what friends do, really. pound, forgive, and forget. :) 




Monday, May 1, 2023

innocent until proven smelly :)

um, nopies, mom. i have no idea who pooped on the hall rug. i was just here enjoying a nice rainy sunday afternoon nap with dad. but, well… now that i stink i mean think about it, dad did eat more of the cheesy block than i did. maybe u might should wake him up and ask him?  :) 




Monday, April 24, 2023

walk this way :)

hee hee, follow me, mom, and i will show u the site of me and duk duk’s new super sized poopie snake museum!  :) 




Monday, April 17, 2023

a very fun day :)

The little dachshund had such a fun day that he hardly made it onto his blankie before he fell asleep. :) 




Wednesday, April 12, 2023

happily ever after on you :)

mom, u know, we have been watching this show for over sixteen hours now and i was pretty sure that ri jeong-hyeok and yoon se-ri would end up together but there have been so many twists and turns and now that uknow what happened to mister uknowwho and miss uknowwho is uknowwhatting, i am really not sure at all what is going to happen and maybe it is best we just not watch the last fifty minutes because that way, u know, nothing bad happens for sure and we can just imagine that it all works out. 




Monday, April 3, 2023

open window weather :)


the little dachshund stood by the open window, his nose twitching with delight and wonder. what a glorious spring day, he thought to himself. mother nature puts on such a show in the spring! the plants smell plantier, the earth smells earthier, the bees get buzzier.  if only there was something i could do to be doier, too! hmmmmm. hmmmmmm. o i -  
(pwfeeeeeeeooooooOOOoooooOooooot!) know. i can be tootier! :) 





Friday, March 31, 2023

well considered :)

hmmmmmm….



hmmmmmmmm…




nopies, mom. i cannot think of a reason at all for why u cannot share at least half your bowl of popcorn with me. :)