Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

the great divide

eeeew. cassie, u r doing it again.

i told u, WFSHA cootie transmission prevention regulations clearly state that in situations where a physical barrier cannot be erected, two parties shall maintain a minimum separation distance of no less than 378.093 milimeters. min-i-mum. every time u pant i feel your expanding chest and stinky cootietaminated breath violating my personal space. keep this up and next thing u know, i will be sick for we-...hmmmm....for weeks...

kaaack! kaaack!!!

um, mom, when did u say the first day of school is again?

Monday, August 13, 2018






um, mom. u r not planning 2 have us be twinsies in my school picture this year, are u? :)

Friday, August 10, 2018

tidy paws :)

mom, thank u for doing my nails and all, but next time, can we just skip the pawdicure and go straight to the part where i get a delicious snackie? :)

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

the dachshund and the poodle

“ein dackel und ein pudel scharren beide im müll herum. da findet der dackel ein kästchen, und der pudel findet ein schlüsselchen...”

“der dackel sagt zum pudel: ‘laß sehen, ob dein schlüstelchen zu meinem kästchen paßt!’ “

hey quit shoving, duk duk. it’s not my fault this story is about a dachshund and a poodle. i’m just reading it like they wrote it. now stop interrupting. our end of summer school prep already taking forever without u making it last infinity forever. okay, now where were we?

“da gibt der pudel dem dackel das schlüsselchen, und der dackel steckt das schlüsselchen ins kästchen. das schlüsselchen paß und das kästchen geht auf. ratet, was ist darin?”

hee hee, o a mystery!! yeah duk duk, i think so, too. i mean seriously, they do not find kackiewurst in there, then what’s the point of even finishing this book? i mean, other than the fact that we have to. plus i mean look, two wolves, a squirrel, the only thing that’s gonna keep the peace is finding something in common that they can bond over. okay, let’s see what the answer is...

“ ein bißchen luft und ein bißchen duft das war natürlich gleich verpufft.”

what?? seriously?? that has nothing to do with the squirrel in the picture and why does squirrel even have the key and the box now? sheesh! okay, okay, i will ask her...

mom, i know we have to start reading again so we can be ready for school but do u have any books that are maybe ferociouser?

Monday, August 6, 2018

wolf beauty school

hee hee, i guess we can do the full body wrap, but when u get 2 my head, be sure to use extra conditioner on my ear flappies because my mom likes them puppy smooth. hee hee, and i do, too. o, and remember, little miss julia, what happens at the ferocious wolf salon stays at the feeocious wolf salon. :)

Friday, August 3, 2018

wolf patrol svu

hee hee, thank u for working wolf patrol with me today, little miss julia. with duk duk visiting his cousins before school starts, hardly anybuddy else can really appreciate the intense preparation, vigilance, and patience required to protect our lands.

yessir, keeping post is a sacred duty and honor, upheld by years of tradition and fealty. us wolves and falcons, and honorary wolves, do more than just protect our lands, really. we let mom know when packages arrive, we scare off bunnies and other ferocious predators, why, we even keep traffic flowing smoothly and efficiently by discouraging loitering by pedestrians and vehicles both large and small. we cover it all really, using sophisticated visual and tactical and even aural techniques to ensure a successful outcome. and it pays pretty well, too, like a snackie an hour if u play your cards ri— ooo ooo! pew eeew no sniff back ten o’clock, agent brown landmine activation times two - unsuspecting pedestrian duo with stroller. double points award category eleven o niner, poop smear and skid marks!

hee hee hee, yessssss! i cannot wait to tell duk duk when he gets home. :)

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

countdown 2 unknowwhat

um, mom, what do u mean school starts in two weeks? me and duk duk have not even finished making our summer fun list yet, much less order all the parts for our hovercraft.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

when unicorn appreciation day falls on a sunday u pretty much party all weekend long :) (part 2)


...that nobuddy can pee-ny!!


happy unicorn appreciation day, chocobot!!

hee hee hee,  now let's open all these glitter bottles and get this smorgasbord party started!!

Friday, July 27, 2018

when unicorn appreciation day falls on a sunday u pretty much party all weekend long :) (part1)

hee hee, okay everybuddy, ready for the last song? key of pee...

for he's a jolly good smell-ow,

...for he's a jolly good smell-ow...

...for he's a jolly good smell-LLLL-ooooooooooooooow....

(to be continued sunday :) )

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

this is not a test

um, mom, sorry 2 bother u, but based on my calculations and the current air flow speeds in this part of the house, u have exactly three point one four one eight seconds after this conversation to put your gas mask on. for, um, no particular reason really. but, i would totally put it on if i were u. :)

Monday, July 23, 2018

wile e. wolfie

unable to speak out loud lest he scare away the prize he and his vest toyfried spied beneath them, the little dachshund gleefully thought to himself, hee hee hee, only three more days of putting out carrots, then we suspend our anvil and klonk! bunny pancakes for breakfast :)

Friday, July 20, 2018

smells like rawhide :)


this element of our top secret makey for this year’s summer fart fair is turning out even better than me and duk duk ever imag— uh-oh, mom, it smells so deli- mom,i do not think i can ..u better..the wolf ...


Wednesday, July 18, 2018

snackie love

mom, thank u for telling me how much u love me all the time by, u know, kissing me on the forehead and stuff like that but, u think maybe u can try showing me in snackies, too? :)

Monday, July 16, 2018


mom, you’re not giving this to cassie or anything, are you?

Friday, July 13, 2018

private question

mom, what with my fur and all getting wolfier every day...well, do u think my ears will finally start getting pointy any time soon? :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

chuck it

(garrrrrrrrrrgh) hee hee, chuck it over, mom, i can chomp it :)

Monday, July 9, 2018

oyfriendtay lubcay illway ebay eetingmay odaytay

mom, do u think u can be busy somewhere else at 2 pm today because, well, um, i cannot say really :)

Friday, July 6, 2018

wolf legs

hee hee, do not worry, mom, if u would just open the door for me, i am pretty sure me and my wolf legs
can catch up to that bunny in no time. and then, chomp!! :)

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

happy 4th of july

well, i guess maybe that would work, dad...

...but me and duk duk were thinking instead of sparklers, we would put chocobot’s uknowwhat in our trebuchet and poof! shiny sparkle everywhere!! :)

Friday, June 29, 2018

can can :)

..i can too. can. can. can. can. can. can 2. can..can can can can can. oh wait, maybe you’re..wrong! nopies i totally can. can too. can with a capital can. let’s see, what day is today again? o that’s right, it’s not friday, it’s can-toosday! hmm, is it time for lunchy lunch yet cuz i sure go for a giant can-toona sandwich right about now. can. totally can. can times infinity. can times a million infinity!

duk duk, how is it possible that we are even having this conversation right now when u know i am right?
fine. but i am going to need mom to help so let me ask her.

mom, can u please hold a match up to my butt so i can prove to duk duk that i can breathe fire?