just doo it :)

uh, no mom, i do not just do...

i Scooby Dooby dooOOOOooooooo it :)

desk wolf :)

hee hee hee, okay mom do i look more ferocious like this...

or like this? :)

sleight of paw

hee hee hee, no mom, come closer so i can pull a snackie out of your ear :)

something pretty this way comes :)

well mom, here, see? wolves can too use them. like this...

it is quite comfortable really.  especially for, u know, after a long day of digging, or,  say to warm your paws after a cold poopie outside. u know, stuff like that. and the purple flower stink i smell is actually quite relaxing when it is not in the form of a b-a-t-h. i have 2 say, i really like it!

but, if u insist, me and duk duk will write the etsy listings the way u would like and do everything u want. ..














 

...only, i am not exactly sure i can model them properly for pictures. :)

  

(hee hee, doot doot! come treat yourself to some lovely lavender and rice filled eye pillows by visiting our kalyxcraftopia etsy shop today! :) #notintendedforlittlewolvesorfalcons  #butperfectfortheirmamasandpapas)

table manners :)

(blink blink)...(blink)....(blink)...(blink blink)...(blink).......(blink)....(blink).......(blinkety blink)......(pfweeeeoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooop!)....(blink)..

mom, in case u were wondering, that makes seventy two seconds between foofies so technically i am holding up my end of the bargain and technically that means i get 2 lick your plate like u promised. :)

lessons for little wolf puppies: snow days are even funner when u share them with friends :)

hee hee, little miss julia, read the part again where the ferocious wolf tells goldilocks her breath really stinks and she's like, well your breath's not any better and he's like, yeah, well at least i can lick my butt! and she's like, well, i never! and he says, exactly. then she's all huffy like, why am i even in this story? and he's like, beats me. bye felicia! but then he realizes she did not leave him the basket of delicious snackies she brought and then he's like, o snap!

little pink fuzzy wolf secrets :)

well, yes, mom, this one is really nice and i appreciate u making it for me from sleeve u cut from the cashmere sweater u got at the thrift store but...well...hang on...

nopies he's not over there...

...aaaand okay, i think the coast is clear...

so, do u think u can maybe make me a onesie with footies from the pink fuzzy angora sweater that i saw u also got from the thrifty store? and, u know, we can just hide i mean keep it in your and dad's bed and i can wear it when we snuggle in the mornings? :)

little contractors

see mom? even with all of us inside we still totally have room for the mini fridge and the tv nobuddy uses in the guest bedrooom. and, if u approve our west wing addition plans, we can start work today to have a separate power line installed because i am pretty sure the stadium lighting will really stress the capacity of the circuit we currently share with george and your iron  :)

hello 2017 :)

hee hee, a ferocious, heart shaped tummy hello to you, 2017.  i hope we can be really good friends. :)

goodbye 2016

mom, do u ever feel like u sort should have a lot to say but then u realize it will only bum u out so all u can really say is...
goodbye 2016. u were really weird.

hee haw and merry gorgemas :)

the little dachshund's eyes grew as wide as saucers when his mother finally opened the special tin that he recognized as his from christmases past. "o what a bounty of delights!" the little dachshund thought while he quickly devised his game plan, knowing as he did that he would have but moments to take whatever he wanted from his tin on this very special day.... :)

making spirits bright :)

hee hee, let's walk faster, dad! this cheer ain't gonna spread itself u know :)

three hundred fifty nine

oooooOOOooOoooo! yeah sure mom, go ahead and get the door. i will watch your cake 4 u.

boy that cake sure smells so delicious! i wonder if i just took a little...

..nopies. t minus six days until christmas. nopies. nosirree. not this wolfie. three hundred fifty nine hard earned days of being good. all me and duk duk's work to stay off the santa's naughty list will not be ruined by one teeny tiny nibble of super delicious smelling cake. no sir. not one tiny bite. not one teeny tiny itty bitty tasty bite. nosirree, not ruining christmas over one small bite of cake. besides, u know what they say..

go big or go home!! :)

today i am ten :)

 Every day is a birthday as far as tiny chumley is concerned, but somedays are definitely more birthday than others :)
 
"ooooOOOOOooOOooOOOOoOOoooo!" the little wolf  squeed when his mother finally brought out his birthday meat cake,  his nose having told his tummy ages ago that something special was most definitely in his future.  "one..two..eleventy..ten.  i count ten carrot candles! and u know what that means everybuddy - today, i am ten!"

final draft review

 ...hee hee, well of course nobuddy really likes him, duk duk. but he's the guy with all the presents so what can u do, really?

 yeah, i am glad that mom does not make us go see him in person either. my friend hankie says with every passing year he gets scarier and scarier,  and if hankie thinks he is scary, u know what i would think. and i am pretty sure santa would not take very kindly to an impromptu meeting with agent brown, if u know what i mean. 

yeah, it is so much better just to write him a letter, even if we do have to write it all by hand still. 

 









































oh yes, where were we?  oh yes, final draft review. let's go back to the first page.. "dear santa....howya doin...technically good all year...blah blah blah...duk duk's fault...my fault..."  turning to next page...

















 





"...mutually resolved to each party's satisfaction...laser guided mega monster trebuchet...block of cheese...robot walrus submarine...cannot take delivery until the 3rd for obvious reasons ....regards to the missus...enjoy the carrots and cookies..hope u did not step on the u know what by the stoop.  yours truly, baxter & duk duk".

well, i think that's pretty good, dontchoo duk duk? i mean, concise and to the point with just enough pleasant chit chat to hopefully smooth over some of our more notable infractions this year. which we clearly did not hide or cover up and in fact i think we explained ourselves pretty well. but, i guess don draper is right about changing the conversation.  i mean like, we never ask for cheese and santa i am sure will be like, cheese? what's a wolf and falcon going to do with cheese? i guess i will just have to find out! and then he will give us everything on our list because our list is so short, like seriously, he should be embarrassed to give us anything less than all of it really. then come christmas morning, bwoop! megamonstertrebuchet-robotwalrussubmarine!
  

 

hee hee hee, i love christmas so much, dontchoo duk duk? :)

 

words with friends :)

hee hee oh yeah duk duk, that makes three jillion eleventy threeve for the both of us! okay, fork over another p and two o's..or maybe a p and an e. orrrr maybe a..oh i see it, an s and an a and a k and an e. or two f's and an o and and i and an e.  but really let's go with the p and the two o's for the win.

wait, what? nothing? u have got 2 be kidding me. how are we supposed to spell anything??

mooom, i hope u saved the receipt because think this new game u gave us is totally defective. :) 

 

little lap wolf

Without fingers and thumbs there isn't really much a little wolf can do to help with filling doot orders, and yet tiny chumley always manages to fill the most important job of all.

hee hee mom, do not worry if your legs fall asleep because at least i will keep them warm :)

cyber brown wednesday is today and there will be two doots :)

dear diary,
today is the day me and duk duk have been waiting for forever as far as cyber brown wednesday goes, and so I thought I would show u the things we will be putting in our shop today and tell you that we will be doing it in two doots, one in the mid morning during our lunchy lunch, and one in the late evening so that way we can stay up late and have a midnight snackie.

there are plenty of things i would like to tell you about our doots, but really we spent so much time writing our listings that i am pooped.  but i do want to tell u that even if u do not score a three wise poops, i hope that u might take the time to read one of those listings because we included an early draft excerpt from the companion book we hope to be working on soon (but probably not soon enough for christmas because seriously, after this we really have to focus on making at least a few christmas ornaments like we promised).

anyhow, i hope u had a wonderful thanksgiving and a dootiful day, and like i like to tell duk duk every day after third period when we have to split up for gym class, "smell u later my friend!"

toodley-doo!
b.

PS - here is a link to my mom's etsy shop where u will find everything at the appointed times (or at least close to it bc the first time we will have to hunt and peck thru our listings to make sure the right ones are activated.)   https://www.etsy.com/shop/kalyxcraftopia

PPS - if u missed out on a regular teeny weenie christmas tree or are looking for a block one please do not worry we will be making more eventually :)

table manners

hee hee, mother, will u please pass the last tomahto? :) :)

happy thanksgiving 2 u :)

um, mom, are we finished taking pictures yet because because we have been waiting like all month for this :) #thankfulforthanksgiving