Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Friday, May 19, 2017

...over many a whiff of malodorous cooties galore...


...while i pleaded really ranting, despite my pleas and heartfelt canting,
arrived some one heavy panting, panting at my back room door...











Thursday, May 18, 2017

while i protested, bleak and scary


stay with us? seriously??? here?? for a few hours? mom, just one cootie, one single cootie, has an infection radius of 50 meters. that means anyone standing within 50 meters of a contaminated individual has a one hundred percent chance - one hundred percent chance - of becoming infected. not to mention the cootie's rate of cellular mitosis is unparalleled to even the most virulent of infectious diseases. the justinian plague, the black plague, the bubonic plague - they will all look like minor colds compared to what can happen in just five minutes with her in this room. that's why the infected have to stand way over there and that's why SHE has to stand way over there. dontchoo understand, mom???


Wednesday, May 17, 2017

once upon a morning wary...


(sniff sniff...sniff sniff) (sniff...sniff) mother, why do i smell cooties wafting in from the hallway under our bedroom door?

(to be continued..)

Monday, May 15, 2017

everything is better with blueberries


ooOOOOooooOooooOOOOoooOooo! i smell chunky chicken water and one...no, two...no, wait. three! three boo boo blueberries! :)

Sunday, May 14, 2017

happy mother's day :)


happy mother's day, mom. i saved u a snackie :) :)

Friday, May 12, 2017

wolf and wolverine


...well, okay mom... i do not really want to say anything more about it after i say it out loud, but yeppies, it was the mousey trap in the garage.


but after u kiss my boo boo to make it better, and u let duk duk back in the room, can we please stick with the wolverine story? :)

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

wolf and bee


the little dachshund could hardly believe his luck. it had been many years since his last encounter with his little bee friend, but there it was, perched on the side frame of the windowsill, smelling of lavender and honey and thyme and just the faintest whiff of iris.

why, smello, mister bee! thelittle dachshund squeaked most enthusiastically. it has been many years since we have seen each other, and in that time, i have always been hoping i would see you again, so that i may finally ask you something that i should have asked you long ago, something that i have been wanting to ask you for a very, very long time ...


mister bee, is it true that honey comes out your butt and if so, may i please lick it? :)

Monday, May 8, 2017

time and relative stink in space


hee hee, see little miss julia? i told u, no matter how big u get, all of us will always fit because it's totally bigger on the inside. now make way and let a wolfie in. :)

Friday, May 5, 2017

happy stinko de mayo :)


okay, mom, all our chores are finished and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are alldrying off from their baths as we speak. and chocobot even pooped in the backyard so there is no glitter to clean off the sofa or in the bed. now may we please start preparing for our tgidisco stinko de mayo party? :) :)

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

wolfouflage


hee hee, i know u see me now, mom, but that is only because i want u to see me.

Monday, May 1, 2017

trojan limeade

ooOOOOoooOOoooOoooo! hee hee, a very delicious looking swirly drink for me? o i can hardly wait! i wonder what it is made of...

(sniff sniff )... (sniff sniff sniff)...hmmm, water, limes...(sniff sniff)...hee hee, sugar....(sniff sniff)...and there's something else...distinctive but...(sniff)...


...i think i have smelled it before..but only in trace amounts...never as strong as i smell it now...(sniff sniff)...(sniff sniff sniff)...kind of like, frooty..but with a touch of rainbows...and sparkle goo....and stink. purple flower sti---


eeeeeek! COOTIES!!! red alert! red alert!! (kaaaack) red alert! ( kaaack kaaaaack) it's a trap!! everyone scatter! alexa voice engage doomsday protocol eleventy five oh seven (kaaack) authorization poopie tango sleestak optimus prime (kaaaaack)

Friday, April 28, 2017

the overall wolfy package of ferociousness


hee hee, well, okay, mom, since i am still drying from my bath, i guess u can brush me. but make sure to keep any fur u collect for project u know what. and try not to leave comb marks because it would probably dry that way and, well, i feel like comb marks would significantly detract from the overall wolfy package of ferociousness if u know what i mean. :)

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

the lion stalks today


hee hee do not worry about lunchy lunch for me today, mom, i'm hunting it! :)

Monday, April 24, 2017

specifically

um, well, mom, before we answer that, can u please tell us what u specifically mean by "smelly"? :)

Friday, April 21, 2017

pollen pollen go away


The spring pollen is keeping us inside more than a little wolf would like, but at least he can dream of chasing bunnies while he keeps me company by the sewing machine. :)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

show n smell


hmmm....well, mom, yes, my book ag is already full. and i guess it is true that i do not have any pockets big enough..


but, i was thinking maybe i could take it to school with me if i carried it like this. :)

Monday, April 17, 2017

fun with thrift store scores: kids tee edition :)













hee hee...finest quality....superior workmanship...












...there are letters...f-e-e-d-m-e.    ...interesting....




 








not for someone else. 
this dud is for me!!

yippee!  thank u, mom :) :)











 









 

Friday, April 14, 2017

power station

Even little wolves need to recharge their batteries sometimes, especially when they find a nice comfy place in the sun. :)