wednesday’s wolf is full of chomp :)

hee hee, do not worry, mom, i can finish this corn all by myself :)

ferocious hippo :)

gee mom, that is a toughie...

i mean, it could have been anybuddy really...a ferocious walrus, or a ferocious hippo...maybe a ferocious buffalo? ...or maybe even a ferocious manatee because even though they are not normally found this far north, i hear their migration patterns have been evolving, what with the changes in water temperature and all.

but nopies, sorry, mom, i have no idea who might have accidentally chomped on your rawhide hammer. but if i see anything or anyone suspicious, i will be sure to let u know :)

drawing picture with tiny boyfriends :)

...bigger......bigger.....wider.....longer..o and more dramatic shading like pretty much everywhere really...

okay, now pointier, and glintier...

..hee hee hee. hmmm, well it sort of looks right but hmmmm...

mom, would it help if maybe i just showed you?

see? u want to draw him ferocious, like this - rawwwwr!! :)

a feast for wolves

as he spied the little puffs of smoke and fire poofing out of the magnificent beast before him, the ferocious little wolf could not believe his luck. the battle would be fierce, he knew. and it would take forever, as dragon skin was practically impenetrable. but little wolf was confident that the day would be his, and that all the scars and wounds would be worth it, for he would finally know the taste of pink dragon meat. :)

yesterday

(pfWEEEEoooOooooOoooOooot!)
stop?? but dad, me and duk duk have been eating monkey chow for forever now and if there is any day to be doing it, it’s today. i mean, (pftoooeeeeEeeEeeeek) they don’t call it fa- wait, what? oh. (pfeewwweet-eeet-ooop)

well, i guess (pfweeep) me and duk duk would like 2 wish u both a happy father’s day and a happy farter’s day, dad. :)

jamón and please sandwich

hee hee, omg, duk duk. he’s so cute. i mean, he’s just so plump and chompy..

...and his curly swirly tail is so dreamy!

hee hee, what’s that, duk duk? yeppies, i will ask her..

mom, i know we asked u to make him and i know it was a lot of work and all...

but maybe could u please make little miss julia another soft leather birthday piggy and we can just keep this one because jamón says he does not want to live in a house full of cassie cooties. :)

by the dawn’s early light :)

hee hee, i know it is early but u know what they say, duk duk, the early wolf and falcon catch the bunny :)

wolf gps :)

hee hee, okay mom, now in 800 pedals turn right, and then in 450 pedals turn left, then slight right at the fork for 250 pedals and then u will see the chikky fil a on your right. :)

strawberry shortlegs

mom, after doctor miss erin finishes laser light sabering me, do u we could go get a strawberry slushie boba with extra strawberries and bubbles? :)

capital offense :)

hee hee hee, new snackies!! b, b, b...

mine mine mi- hey!

no snitching, turkey breath! it’s not my fault some dukkie played hooky while me and mom filled orders yesterday. i earned these birthday cake snackies fair and square. besides...

with the b and all, they practically have my name on each and every one of them. so no sharesies and definitely no snitching.

wait, what? nopies. nope, no way nosiree. nope. how can u even say that? look. they are too. fine, we will ask mom.

mom, are these snackies shaped like a capital b or two capital ds??

r u ready for the summer :)

The beginning of summer is always so full of promise and anticipation. There are books to be read, beaches to be visited, gardens to tend, and of course much fun to be had, even if summer mostly means sitting at a desk every day. I like to think that baxter and duk duk takes all these things into consideration when they dream up the little goodies for our shop, which is why their tiny summer cyber doot fair is so rich this time not only with the return of recent resin favorites, but also new goodies to delight the senses and help make summer as special as they think it should be.

Going to a summer wedding? Why, you’ll need cootie protection of course.

Looking to tidy all your keys to the house and rocket ship? We’ve got u covered!

Stuck inside the office all day? Do not worry, we can bring the sunshine and smelly flowers inside to you!

Got a lot of boring reading to do? We can keep your place and make it funner!

Need a little help enhancing your ferociousness temporarily while u work on your summer tan ? Hee hee, looky!!

Needless to say, we’ve got a lot of work to get everything into the shop for sunday night, and it might just be a little more than even I anticipated if a little wolf and falcon have their way...

mom, do u think i can borrow dad’s electric razor? just to, u know, shave a small, o, u know, 2 inch area on my hiney quarter ? for um, well, no particular reason really...:)

rent a ring wolf :)

well, i am pretty sure it would be a viable summer job, mom. i mean, u saw harry and meghan’s wedding. it was really lovely but well, every wedding needs a little ferocious walking down the aisle, right? plus me and duk duk and chocobot can totally dj the reception after and we can even help with keeping things tidy by eating anything that falls to the floor. o and besides, i am eleven now so i can be the something old, and obviously since i already have a family i would be borrowed...

and looky, if i wear this, i can be the something blue, too!

dooting june 3: smelly 2.0 peecret garden limited edition felt flower reed diffuser set and more!!

..hee hee, yeah me, too, duk duk. i mean, seriously, i do not know how, but we always seem to be able to come up with something super cool every time! i guess when u like smell as much as we so, the inspiration just comes sort of naturally really, even if they are inspired by something as smelly as the flowery stinks of the garden.

hee hee, yeah, i know, i wish we could have made more that 20 diffuser sets but mom said it kind of took a long time sewing all the pretty flowers from the wool felt. and then there was all that sanding and making all the packaging and well, we are using essential oils for the smell this time so, u know, there is that...

but i hope they all get wonderful homes because even after the diffusers are done smelling, a beautiful tiny felt flower garden will remain for people to enjoy forever. and if they want to, they can even cut out the stinkbugs we put all over the packaging. yeah, that was genius really.

speaking of genius, i am also really glad mom is letting us do a cyber doot fair so we can doot a bunch of things at once so hopefully people can save a few gummy worms on shipping. and that way, if anybuddy missed out on cootie protection amulets or weenie stack rings, or maybe they need a little F(art) for the home or office, or maybe they need some experimental cool things we made for father’s day, well, they can do all their shopping at once! yeah, i know, our marketing will be all over the place but i think we’ve made good progress on developing an angle for it. we really need to start photographing everything for our listings, too.

o, smello, mom. hey, me and duk duk were wondering if finally for our next smelly set, u know, not this one, cuz it smells of flower stink, well, we were wondering if finally we can make a poopie scented set. u know, cuz, it would smell amazing? :)

f e r o c i o u s

ha ha very funny, mom. everybuddy knows there is no such thing as a bark button and even if there were, wolves would not have one because we are f e r o c i o u s. that’s right, ferocious. :)

(ps - we are hoping to have a supedoot fair probably june 3rd or so, so stay tuned bc we are not sure how nuch advance notice we will be giving on account of us being so busy making like, everything!)

advanced smellfare :)

“...love, miss debbi.”

omg, duk duk, looky at what miss debbi sent us!

have u seen anything more perfect for us? it’s candy, it’s a poopie, it’s a fan - it’s a candy poopie fan!

hee hee hee, peeee-eeew! duk duk, i thought we agreed, no secret stench foo- hang on, r u stinking what i am thinking?

hee hee, do it again, duk duk. i bet with this thing, we can blow our stink all the way to poopbuktu! :)

eeny meenie hiney ho

well, i guess u can, mom. but u should know that hiney chomp chomps are a quarter each. o, and the foofies are free. :)

an aye for an eye

mom, i feel like all my life has been leading up to that moment. like, well,  me, earning all my badges in pupscouts, and all the patrol walkies we've been on. and. um, toyfriend club, of course, which i can't really say much about.  but, i mean, seriously, my point is...

 ..every wolfie knows when the Peeing Bush gives u a bunny, no matter how small he is, u chomp it. which i did fair and square. but then when i pulled it out of the bush, u screamed so i dropped it. and then the baby bunny hopped away.  so, yeppies, i do think i deserve at least as many snackies as would have filled my tummy if i ate him. and i would like payment in full now, please. :) 

something borrowed something blue :)

hee hee, what do u think, duk duk? is it too pretentious? yeah, i guess u r right. it is a daytime wedding after all...

o i know, how bout this? simple, yet stylish! and easy 2 disco dance in, u knwo, for the after party. 

yeppies, i think this is the one, too. now lemme ask mom..

mom, do u think we can borrow your credit card so me and duk duk can book our tickets to london? prince harry and megan’s wedding will not be complete without a ring wolf and a ring falcon. :) 

statuesque

hee hee, yeppies, mom, i can be a statue. see? :)