pee-atsu

hee hee, okay i will b right there, mom. just as soon as dad finishes massaging my ferocious shoulders. :)

hook, line, and stinker :)

um, well, i guess u could say me and duk duk are still here at home and not in school because, well...because today is a school holiday. for, um, just wolves and falcons. and we forgot 2 tell u because...well, because it is a really new school policy that they only decided yesterday. u know, just to give the kids a break from all that ferociousness. and...as for our spiderman ps4 game and gummy worm super mega pantry order that was just delivered, it is just a coincidence, really. because me and duk duk were just getting ready to ask u if we could help u with chores today. u know, because we are home and all. well, i mean we can start helping just after duk duk comes back from wherever he went which i am sure has nothing to do with anything really. so, um, yeppies, that is pretty much it. can i get u some monkey chow tea or anything? :)

banana shark :)

“o yes, mother,” the little wolf promised, “as a bona fide ferocious wolf, i promise not to chomp your delicious banana when u r not looking. wolf’s honor and everything! please, feel free to read your book.”

no sooner than his mother start reading did the little wolf giggle as he drew air through his gills and opened his mouth wide to reveal not one nor two but three rows of razor sharp teeth. besides, he thought gleefully to himself as took a giant chomp, everybuddy knows that sharks like bananas.

eau de taun taun

(sniff sniff)...(sniff sniff sniff sniff).......(sniff)...(sniff sniff)...

hee hee hee. yeppies, duk duk, pretty sure things definitely smell worse here on the inside. :)

chester mcZippyZappy

hee hee, sorry for wiggling so much doctor miss erin - the new zippy zappy zip zapper tickles!

we deserve a break 2day

hee hee, mom, what with us being so luckee with the hurrycane and all, and well, we have been cooped up 4 so long, do u think maybe me and dad can go to the mickey me midnitey nite drive thru for some frenchy fries? :)

little dog big wolf

hee hee, okay, mom, from all the way up there on the ladder, am i still ferocious? :)

tiny tomato harvest

okay, mom. i promise not to eat any of the delicious cherry tomatoes here in this bowl until u and dad come back home.

yeppies. no buddy will eat not even a single precious tomato in this bowl. no eatey nada en este frutero. not on this wolf’s watch. wolf’s honor. all the tomatoes in this bowl are safe and sound! okey dokey, bye bye, i love u too. have fun on your errands with dad. smell u later..

hee hee hee, nobuddy said anything about the tomatoes that accidentally fall out of the bowl when a wolf is not looking... :)

chisanpoop :)

...eighteen, nineteen, twenty. okay. lessee, so if that’s twenty..multiply by four...take the integral...partial derivative...eleventy ten take the two carry the nine...

mom, to satisfy a wolf’s ferocious daily calorie requirements, i am pretty sure i am going to need at least infinity cubed more pieces of kibble. :)

serving size :)

a whole week’s worth?? dad, i’m pretty sure mom meant that to be a single wolf sized serving of chunky chicken. :)

extracurricular

hee hee hee, they’re coming! okay cassie, remember - if anybuddy asks, your name is george and u r not playing because u r a magic dragon who temporarily lost his powers and got stuck in a dopey big dog suit. and then u excuse yourself and say u have 2 stand over there so u do not accidentally set anyone on fire. o,and, most importantly, what do u need 3 remember? do not talk about uknowwhat club.

wolfing melon :)

and the happy little wolf chomped and chomped, until finally, his tummy was a big and round as the delicious watermelon he had just eaten. :)

smelly with a chance of cooties

hmmm, note 2 self, proceed with xtreme caution...cassie? (sniff)...

(sniff sniff sniff)

hmmm, well whodathunkit...

mom, i think the smell from the guess whose foofie game me and duk duk were playing upstairs wafted down and knocked cassie out cold. :)

i say tomato, u say tiara

um, mom, when i said i needed a new thinking cap for school this year, i am pretty sure that does not mean a thinking tiara.

effective immediately

mom, i just wanted to let u know that after last week’s epic cootietastrophe, me and duk duk have decided that my cassie based guest hosting fees will be increasing eleventy-finity fold, not only to cover the rising costs of level 18 decontamination and reconstruction efforts, but also to compensate for the humiliation, suffering, and general malaise experienced during and after said hosting encounters. full payment due in advance, payable either in gummy worms, pb snackies, paypal, refillable debit card, or any combination therein. effective immediately. :)

the ruffled grouse

“...no stranger to ferociousness, the ruffled grouse, whose scientific name is bonasa umbellus, may be a dumb bell away up north, where they say that, when flushed, he flutters to a nearby limb and sits there, rubbernecking like a rube on a broadway bus.” hmmmm... “ blah blah, blah blah blah blah...”

“...blah blah long pants, which as the neighbors say, smells just like blah blah blah.” hee hee hee. “but the blah blah may be even lying right next to u, blah blah blahing up the whole room. and yet some say the grouse still has to blah blah to the blah blah panty pants because his mom is making him do it, solely on the unreasonable account of some blah blah falcon blabbing about the ruffled grouse not starting his summer blah blah reading yet...”

“...but hopefully the blah blah panty pants is way too dopey 2 even notice that the most of what the ruffled grouse is reading is - “

this...cannot...be...happening...

the great divide

eeeew. cassie, u r doing it again.

i told u, WFSHA cootie transmission prevention regulations clearly state that in situations where a physical barrier cannot be erected, two parties shall maintain a minimum separation distance of no less than 378.093 milimeters. min-i-mum. every time u pant i feel your expanding chest and stinky cootietaminated breath violating my personal space. keep this up and next thing u know, i will be sick for we-...hmmmm....for weeks...

kaaack! kaaack!!!

um, mom, when did u say the first day of school is again?

hmmmm

hmmmm....

hmmmm...

hmmmm...

hmmmmm.....

um, mom. u r not planning 2 have us be twinsies in my school picture this year, are u? :)

tidy paws :)

mom, thank u for doing my nails and all, but next time, can we just skip the pawdicure and go straight to the part where i get a delicious snackie? :)

the dachshund and the poodle

“ein dackel und ein pudel scharren beide im müll herum. da findet der dackel ein kästchen, und der pudel findet ein schlüsselchen...”

“der dackel sagt zum pudel: ‘laß sehen, ob dein schlüstelchen zu meinem kästchen paßt!’ “

hey quit shoving, duk duk. it’s not my fault this story is about a dachshund and a poodle. i’m just reading it like they wrote it. now stop interrupting. our end of summer school prep already taking forever without u making it last infinity forever. okay, now where were we?

“da gibt der pudel dem dackel das schlüsselchen, und der dackel steckt das schlüsselchen ins kästchen. das schlüsselchen paß und das kästchen geht auf. ratet, was ist darin?”

hee hee, o a mystery!! yeah duk duk, i think so, too. i mean seriously, they do not find kackiewurst in there, then what’s the point of even finishing this book? i mean, other than the fact that we have to. plus i mean look, two wolves, a squirrel, the only thing that’s gonna keep the peace is finding something in common that they can bond over. okay, let’s see what the answer is...

“ ein bißchen luft und ein bißchen duft das war natürlich gleich verpufft.”

what?? seriously?? that has nothing to do with the squirrel in the picture and why does squirrel even have the key and the box now? sheesh! okay, okay, i will ask her...

mom, i know we have to start reading again so we can be ready for school but do u have any books that are maybe ferociouser?