etsy fresh: baxter & duk duk's guts and glory dachshund xray secret story valentine's day card

hee hee, omg, duk duk, our super new xray guts and glory valentine's day cards turned out really swell, dontchoo think? do not tell mom, but this totally makes up for actually having to get that darned xray from the scary special tushie man so long ago.  i cannot wait for everybuddt 2 find these cards in our etsy shop!
 

  

what's that, duk duk?  yeppies, i agree.  i am glad we resisted the temptation to color that part brown like we really wanted to.  it is definitely more subtle this way.  and that way it can be a secret that nobuddy will know except u and me and anybuddy who knows what we know if they know where 2 look.  

 so on the outside, when u r giving out valentines, u can look all innocent and be like,  "hi howya doin? my what a pretty dress u r wearing. cooties, what cooties?  here's a valentine's day card, see ya. "

 
and on the inside u can be like, hawhaw, the jokes on u - i just gave u a valentine with an xray of my incredibly packed poopie filled colon on there, too. 

 
well okay, intestines.  but colon just sounds better when u think it, doesn't it?

anyhoo, i sure hope our friends think this will be a unique and swell valentine's day card to send to their friends this year because i know we do! :)

clicky here to score yours today! :) -->
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work in progress :)

ooo, i like it! and maybe we could try the baby rosy pink flat one next. u know, with the sparklies on it over there? that would be very valentiney too. but, u know, in a subtle yet sophisticated way. kind of like how when u add frenchy onion soup mix to monkey chow chili, it kind of helps bring the olfactory equivalent of unami to the afterparty if u know what i mean..

hee hee oh yes me likey! okay i think we have our nose option number eleventy twelventeen! u are going to try and make as many weenies as we have valentiney options, right mom? :)

o christmas glee

hee hee, okay mom, turn it on..

ooOoooOOOOoOooooooOooo!

thanks, mom! this is exactly what we wanted. now we just need to put a red ballie on top and it can dry while we are at school. and then, when we get home, we will make our masterpoop video and then we can post it this evening and everything! :)

wolfy wolferstein, PgMP®

hee hee, yes please, mom, i would like to see...o snap. i guess u do still have a lot of finish work to do, mom. when me and duk duk were developing our doot schedule, i guess we were only thinking about the number of sets we wanted u to make and not the number of individual items u would have to spend time on.

and i see how pretty they are and we certainly would not want to rush u..

okeky dokey, i agree. let's move the doot date for our ornaments from monday 12/4 to saturday 12/9 at nine pm est and i will tell duk duk so we can update the first video we made and post it to instygram and facebooky.

u know, this schedule change works out really well really because it hopefully gives me and duk duk more time so we can make a second ornament video. because the first one was meant to be a teaser . u know, kind of like so when people see it, they would be like, ooooOOOOoooooooOOOooo - did u see that? i think i saw the legs move and i know i saw the tail move and i wonder what the rest of it looks like and haw haw haw didjoo see the size of the poopie plop it made??

(pfweeeOoooOoop!) um, mom, u are still wearing your gas mask, arentchoo? :)

when everything is last minute but cyber brown wednesday is still today at noon and nine pm est :)

hee hee, well mom, we kind of want them to have kind of that gumball machine prize feeling, only they would be for grown ups. so, better made, obviously, and, well maybe, not like, just some random solid primary colors, but something with a lot of depth and visual texture and contrast. and, well, it still has to be in keeping with the spirit of cyber brown wednesday, so be sure to not make it so sophisticated that nobuddy would recognize we had a paw and wing in developing it. like, we were stinking it should be offered as a special cyber brown trio, that u can stack. and maybe one of the could be glinty sparkly like our glitter poops - maybe that should be the brown one. and one can be like, visually soft yet light reflective and interesting, like u know those quartzy stones we saw at the gem show with the golden lines in it? o, i have an idea for that which i am totallu prepared to sacrifice for but lets get back to that in a second. oh, and so the last one could be like, kind of muted colorful pearly pretty, but, maybe like, make it look like my guts the way it looked when the special tushie man took an xray of me. u know, kind of gas bubbly but not mister bubbles bubbly? more like organs and stuff, but not so defined that its all gray's anatomy gross. and, well, that's about it really. o, and can u make like eleventy million of them or at least maybe six sets in each of the mold sizes we got u? that way we can split them among our double doots happening at noon and nine pm est.

oh and can u hurry up and give us set for us to photograph now so we can work on our marketing pictures? i mean, i know we are also offering a few special teeny weenie xmas tree pee blocks and we just released the second edition of our teeny tiny story book the poop pn the stoop, but i really think our cyberbrown wednesday event today will not be the same without them, dontchoo? :)

baxter & duk duk's special friday matinee feature: weenie reindeer games :)

dear diary,
next week is thanksgiving week and as might imagine we will be very busy being thankful and eating and entertaining family and stuff so please do not worry if we are not posting regularly or responding very quickly. also, i am stilll washing cooties off myself from cassie's relatively brief but incredibly stinky visit, so there is that. but anyhow, even though we might still be posting a little next week, me and duk duk thought it might be nice to leave u with an officially awesome video we just made which we are sure u will want to watch with the sound on over and over again during next week's comedy drought. plus it has a very special announcement at the end. 

oh and if u were wondering, we hope to have a few goodies for cyber brown wednesday but we may not have a lot of time to preannounce what it will be so stay tuned because there will probably be ninjadoots! okay, me and duk duk need to pick up lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger from chukky poops so i will write u later and i hope u have a very good weekend. :)

toodleydoo!
b.

teeny weenie csi

no, mom, i do not know how it got this way at all..

and i do see how u might think that these are ferocious chomp marks. but as u know, there are many tools here that could easily make those marks. and u know that i know u know i know u know i know better, so that pretty much rules me out, dontchoo think?

and besides, even if a wolf really did have anything to do with it, i am sure he would be very very sorry. :)

mega sunday teeny christmas weenie tree doot :)

hee hee yeppies, mom, in addition to our classic teeny weenies on glittery snow covered birch slab base in tiny double and single tree style in either pretty natural or festive green colors, me and duk duk made the more of the biggie smalls tree and we even expanded our selection of super adorable modern leather wrapped block bases and we even have a few double weenie ones too! and u can choose the topper u want and in addition to being able to add ornaments, for the biggie smalls we are thinking maybe u can choose to add a poop on the stoop and everything! well, probably - me and duk duk have a lot to do before our sunday doot at nine pm eastern standard time. and it might take us a little while to fill orders bc the trees are customizable, but do not worry we will promise we will fill each and every order so that way we can take it easy the week of thanksgiving :)

very soon there will be doot (like at 10:30AM EST this morning)

dear diary,
well needless to say, our halloween trick or treating was a super success and we ate so much candy that we are still buzzing these many days later! this was actually a very beneficial thing as it would turn out, because me and duk duk are getting so much done.  like for instance, how we are going to post a whole sixteen special dooty doot items today at 10:30 AM EST.  some of them u already sort of know about if u follow us on instygram or facebook, but here we will give u a special peek at all the items and tell u a little more about them so u can be on the lookout.

1) Puppy blankie play mats: When I was little and just adopted, my mom made me a special me-sized blankie play mat.  She spread it out in a very special quiet place where she promised nobuddy would bother me or take my toys away or anything.  There I would get special delicious snackies  and I could play for as long as I wanted to.  Needless to say it became a very special spot.  Even now as I am turning into a ferocious wolf and have like, a million beds and blankies, if I get or find something super terrific on the floor, u can pretty much count on seeing me make a jaunty beeline to my special place to be with it on my special blankie.  Anyway, while we were thinking of how to help other doxies in need this year, me and duk duk  realized there might be other little wolves out there who might appreciate a special blankie play mat, too, and so we decided to donate all the profits from the three blankies we will be posting today to Sophia's Grace Foundation for Dachshund Rescue. Please be sure to look at each listing even if u do not need a blankie because me and duk duk think we did a pretty good job with the saleswolfship, if we do say so ourselves.

 2) Funky Monkey Pilgrim Party Hats! Yeppies, thanksgiving is an often overlooked holiday and me and duk duk thought it was time to correct that with new hats for seven lucky and exceptional thinkers and stinkers.  They go on pretty much the way u put on our birthday hats with the adjustable double chin strap design, only u wear them hopefully while u r standing in front of a giant plate of turkey or at least stuffing or at least a big bowl of snackies.

Here is a peek at all of them plus the blankies and brooches which we will show u next.

 

3)  Mixed Media Dachshund Brooches: Here is a peek at all of them and how they will be numbered for the posts.

 

This little fella is nakey and on the back is a duk with plenty of space for u to quack your own tiny secret message.

This girly cameo still knows how to party, cuz, u know, #smelledit. :)

This little nakey fella loves to fetch ballies, and pretty much everything else he finds on the floor. :)

 

This sweet little red is a bringer of joy, which shall be to all people. 

 

This dapper cameo also has space on back for a secret tiny message, because maybe u want to remember something or someone or just want to make someone smile.

and last but not least, a nakey doxie puppy, running as fast as he can, so he can pee on the tallest tree.

I hope all our makey goodies will find new forever homes, dontchoo? and as a special thank you for reading all the way down to here, we just thought we would mention that we hope to start dooting teeny weenie trees late next week and we are working feverishly hard on ornaments so they will be coming too sometime. 

toodleydoo!
b :)

come and get it :)

hee hee, well mom, after dad and i help u fill calendar orders, we thought maybe we should celebrate by getting ice cream :)

(psst - u can clicky here to get your supercool calendar too http://etsy.me/2xVZzkh and if u want, maybe u might also want to add some super cute christmas cards too because we added a new one of those too :) )

the pilgrim

hee hee, hmmmm. finest quality..exceptional adorableness...

..excellent workmanship and shift resistance..perfect for stylish little wolves who know how to party!

yeppies, mom, i think our supercool nexus four uptown funky monkey thanksgiving pilgrim buckle hat design is a winner, dontchoo think? let's book it into the makey schedule for a limited micro production run and me and duk duk will start pulling fabrics and buckles immediately so u can finish them by early november!

a little behind :)

hee hee, do not worry, mom. i know we are usually more ready by now but i promise me and duk duk are working on our calendar for next year and we will get it into our etsy shop hopefully probably before thanksgiving. :)

u r invited: baxter and duk duk's tiny helping houston teeny weenie texas tree fundraiser event

yes, mother, me and duk duk agree to ensure one hundred percent of the proceeds from our special teeny weenie helping houston texas tree fundraiser will be donated to the houston spca to help wolves and falcons in need.  now, may we please have some time alone so we can start photography and planning our event?















 




 

hee hee, i thought she'd never leave. wait, is she gone? okay good.  i did not want to say it in front of her, but these teeny weenie helping houston texas trees we asked mom to make on short notice turned out even better than i expected! i mean, it's got all the adorableness of our other teenie weenie trees, and it's got all the awesomeness that u would expect out of something that might cost a little more but they are meant for a special cause. i mean, the three piece, glove soft,  hand cut, full leather wrap that makes up the texas state flag on the block base?  the tiny hand dyed indigo blue trees with even tinier texas star tree toppers on top?  the classic teeny weenie we designed with tiny red swarovski crystal nose standing ferociously atop an iridescent glittery snow surface? the hand branded logo that we designed on the bottom?  the pearly-descent stars we punched and carefully placed on the flag? all the tiny touches really add up to some one of a kind awesome, don't they, duk duk?

 yeah, i know. my tummy is already rumbling at me for donating our gummy worms to help buy supplies for these trees. but just think, we could have donated our gummy worms directly, but by investing them  in supplies and turning them into these trees, hopefully people will buy them and we can multiply the amount we can donate! and, it's a win win all around because not only will people know they are helping a good cause, but they will be getting something really awesome that they can keep or maybe even give to another friend, u know, to pass along the smile favor. and if that person lives in texas or is from texas, why, even better, right?

anyhow, i hope our friends can remember to mark their calendars for - wait, when did we say again? oh yeah, saturday the 23rd at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard time. but i hope they can remember if they are interested or pass the word along because we only made like fifteen of them plus or minus what a wolf might have chomped on because, well, u know, that's what a mom gets when a wolf finds things at wolf height and he thinks he is being helpful by bringing it to her only by the time he brings it to her there are pretty much chomp marks all over it. because that's what wolves do. :)

appyhpoopay nicornupoopay preciationappoopay aydpoopay :)

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, i will miss them all too. but at least they are all going to very good homes and this way we can really focus on what's really important today and celebrate in style.

oh u r right. mom will be here any minute. i think we better call in the big guns if we are ever gonna get finished tearing down our booth so we can get to the store and spend all the money we earned on u know what for u know who today.  

hee hee, yeah i know he still has not figured it out. if it's not about princesses or rainbows or medieval cartography or interdimensional time travel, unicorns can be so clueless.  okay okay hang on he's finally here...

smello chocobot! i hope princess prettypink is recovering from her umpteenth bout with cooties. okay hey, lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger, clear the blast zone!


(bwoooop pinggg!)


oh yes, nice job chocobot. one of these days u r gonna need 2 remind me why that does not work in our heat cave or on any of the areas specified on our chores list. 

o i think i hear mom coming.  now remember, lil pink puppy, ixnpoopay outabpoopay ethpoopay
artyppoopay orfpoopay ocobotchpoopay ndapoopay eepkpoopay imhpoopay usybpoopay tilunpoopay ewpoopay etgpoopay ackbpoopay romfpoopay ichaelsmpoopay ithwpoopay apoopay arcpoopay ullfpoopay fopoopay itterglpoopay.

hee hee, okay mom,  me and duk duk are ready for u to take us to the nowhere special store now.  chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are going to stay here and help wrap orders. :)

interview with an artist wolf and artist falcon

hee hee hee, well mom lady interviewer, that is a very good question. i think duk duk would agree with me in saying that we think that people will be pleasantly surprised by the delicate balance of richness and restraint we used and the vibrant subtlety of the work we created for our very first fine art fair. we want our work to challenge the viewer, yet also charm them, and sometimes secretly, sometimes not so secretly, take them to their happy place. to that end, me and duk duk focused primarily on four different themes for this show.

what's that? oh no i am sorry, to maintain the joys of surprise, we cannot specifically share theme specifics nor will we preview all our fartwork now, but i can tell you we hope the themes capture the essence of nostalgia and beauty through our use of carefully selected imagery, materials, and color. as conceived and imagined by a wolf and falcon, of course. next question?

yes, i can see how one might think that, but nopies, there may some sly references to it, but with this series of fartworks we also wanted to challenge ourselves and as such there is no direct depiction of it. visual metaphors maybe. but yes i can say with absolute certainty there is no literal depiction of poopie in our work for this show. besides, that is what cyber brown wednesday is for.

how many pieces for the fair? oh, um, hmm. i think maybe 13 or 14, right, duk duk? it really depends on if we can get the kind of bubble gum remover that wont eat thru canvas if u know what i mean. what?? no, mom, okay, i know u told us we could not chew bubble gum inside but taking away our wii for three weeks is hardly commensur- um, yeah okay okay, duk duk, i agree. can we please get back to the interview, professional lady miss interviewer?

okay, yes, we decided we really like the look and feel of small but chunky canvas so that is what we used as the base for most of our fair fartwork. and we finished the sides and put hangers on the back and everything so no additional framing is needed. our biggest piece is hmmm...8x8 inches and then smallest is 3x3 and most are a nice 1 3/4 inches deep. like i said, chunky. meaty, like my rumpty dumpty.

oh yes, a great last question. our summer pop up cyber fart fair starts this friday at 10:00 am est. only at kalyxcraftopia. thank you for interviewing us and we hope 2 smell u there bc we think you will really like it. oh and here is one of our supercool fartfair posters. :)

call it donezo :)

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, i think they are turning out pretty good, too.

yeah i know! i mean, could we be any more geniuser with this project? here we are not having to ready any more of those kissy books, having fun making supercool fine art from stuff we have on hand, and when we finish, we can put it all in mom's etsy shop and host the kind of summer art fair even we can attend, because nobuddy overheats while shopping online like they would if they were outside shopping in all this danger heat.

yeah i cannot wait til we are donezo so we can work on our art fair poster. see that's another genius thing - i mean why more people do not call them fart fairs is beyond me. fine art. fart. bob's your uncle really. welcome to baxter and duk duk's summer donezo fart fair! date tbd.

oh ps do not tell mom but i am really glad she took us to the art museum last week. it was really quite inspiring, wasn't it? all the styles and textures and colors. all the details and sometimes lack thereof. i really think as a wolf and a falcon we have something original and awesome to say thru our art, dontchoo? okay okay enough talking more arting..

hee hee, hmmmmmmm. okay, wing me the red paint, will ya, duk duk? i think this one needs a red ballie and then we can call it donezo. :)