Showing posts with label hardeehar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hardeehar. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

be kind rewind

hee hee, okay, okay, duk duk. just give me a couple more minutes with this fresh hot pile of laundry and then i can help u with the thanksgiving centerpiece for our table.

what? no, those are my gummy worms fair and square. it's not my fault u stink at playing monkey chow mambo chugalug chewdown. i mean, seriously, i feel like i am so full of monkey chow gas bubbles right now that the only thing keeping me from literally exploding is...hmmmmmm. well, nothing real-


-ly. hee hee hee. foo-whee! um, mom, i think we might have to hit the rewind button on this load of laundry if u know what i mean :)

Friday, October 27, 2017

ask a wolf a silly question:)

hee hee, really, u do not know, mom? here, i will show u..

see? they do it like this...(nibble nibble..nibble nibble)

and then, if they run out of leaves, they just turn their head, and they eat more!
(nibble nibble. nibble nibble nibble)

and that is pretty much how giraffes eat. :)

Friday, September 22, 2017

a brushy a day :)

ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..

hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)

Friday, September 1, 2017

quack three times

hee hee, no, duk duk, u can go if u want to but i toldjoo already i am not moving an inch until mom starts another hungry games. last time it was chicken jerky versus mackerel and greens and before that it was cherry tomato vs chicken jerky. i did not know it was even possible, but the stakes seem to be getting higher and even more deliciouser.
besides, what r u even doing back there by my tushie? u know how dan-


-gerous it can be. hee hee, whoopsie. um, i cannot really see u so quack once if u r still conscious, twice if u need urgent medical assistance, and three times if u do not want me to eat your share of dessert tonitey nite. :)

Monday, August 28, 2017

partial scene from the morning of the first day back 2 school (insert poop emoji here)(insert second poop emoji here)(insert third poop emoji here)

...well, i guess when u put it that way, mother, i guess the answer is yes. but it is hardly like i really have a choice in the matter when it is patently obvious that picking the alternative would engender a thick and gooey, conscience smothering layer of motherly disapproval, is it? it's not my fault she's reeking with coo- fine, okay, okay. i know she has been standing right here the whole time. let's just get this over with. (sigh). i cannot believe i am saying this, but yes, cassie, u can go to school with us in our pedal car. cooties and all...


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

summer reading list

"...and the smelly girl kissed the unfortunate boy and they supposedly lived happily ever after..."

sheesh, duk duk! that's like the eleventieth kissy book we've had to read this summer. and thanks to all the reading we did not do last school year, we have like eleventy hundred more to go.

yeppies, i think u r right. if there is going to be any lesson learned, we are pretty much learning it now. well, we will be. go ahead and hit it, duk duk.

hee hee hee, yeppies it really is true. some things are definitely funner in comic book mode :)

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

now always ready :)

well, technically, it has always been always ready, but sometimes it helps to highlight our important qualities, dontchoo think, mom? :

Sunday, January 29, 2017

just doo it :)

uh, no mom, i do not just do...

i Scooby Dooby dooOOOOooooooo it :)

Friday, April 8, 2016

#trueWolfStories part 2 (guts and glory) i'm like "hrop thith one thoo?? dhad, you're kiddingh hme. the whole reathon hwhy hwe hwent thlooking hin hower backhyard hwas hthoo theck and hthee if there were henny more. i caughth hit hfair andh thquare." 


then the hungry wolf in me decided, "hnope. hnope. hnoth afther hlast thime no thirree. hnot gonna hrop it. hen-oh-capithal peeth."

it seemed like things were going nowhere, but then i had an idea. "hey hmom, hdo u hrememberr hwhat hwe talkedth habout hearlier? hafter the hfirth bunny? hif u hlet me do hthat hthen i hwill hrop it.  do hew haff a hdeal?"

"i hthaid, do hwe haff a hdeal?"


and that, my friends, ends the reenactment portion of our #trueWolfStories for today. thank u anton the little lion for volunteering to play the role of bunny numero dos. 

now duk duk, if you would pull the blinds so we can start the video portion of our - what's that, lil pink puppy? oh yeppies the second bunny i caught was like a whole week older so naturally it was bigger, just like anton here. it was probably my biggest catch to date as a wolf, really. i know, so impressive, right?  and, yeppies it hopped away, back into the periwinkle patch where i cannot tinkle in for the next few weeks because mom says they need to get bigger and smarter.   any more questions?

well, lulu the tiger, u see, me and duk duk pretty much knew mom would never let us record and post what we really would want to if i ever caught a bunny and gave it the real wolf treatment, so we came up with a discreet but awesome design we could use to post a picture of my wolfy success facebook and instagram, and we came up with a plan on how we could make a video that would pretty much capture the essence of what we know would happen when a wolf uknowhats a bunny, without it, being, well u know, too #rawwwry. so mom agreed to let us do all that. speaking of which, without further ado, please now enjoy the video portion of our #trueWolfStories.  Ladies and gentlewolves, me and duk duk present to u, guts and glory. :)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

world war b: genius knocks at the back door

Unable to use their jury-rigged cootiesphere from last year because their mom filled it with fabric, Baxter and his toyfriend, duk duk,  use their snow day off from school to continue brainstorming new and viable solutions to the anticipated and very much dreaded outbreak of Valentine's Day cooties, transmittable only by stinky girls who refuse to stand over there....

hee hee hee, by poops, i think we've got it, duk duk!  if we just wear our pants on our heads and keep walking backwards like this at school all day, i think this plan will totally work!

and the best part? if anybuddy violates our stand over there policy and tries to kiss us in the "face" and give us cooties, ka-pow, instant stinkification! :) :)

Saturday, November 2, 2013

waste not whomp not

hee hee okay everybuddy stand back, stand back...


Pow-derrred Sugarrrrrrr! (whomp)

hee hee hee hee hee. oh yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout!  

soon all our yucky leftover candy will be smashed and we will have enough powdered sugar to sneak into school and sprinkle on our lunchy lunches for the next hundred years!!   :) :)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

kids in the lake

well I'll be,  henry gumption, my friend...


...this lake i wanted to show u was full only a month ago when i was here last. and the shoreline came all the way up to here.  i wonder why they had to drain it...

some fishie or dukkie must have pooped one heck of a floatie...

hee hee, let's see if we can find it!! :) :)

Thursday, August 22, 2013

blind taste test

hee hee, oh goody, a blind taste test!

oh did i hear a package just open?

(sniff sniff) oh yummy - maybe... chicken!

okay okay, mom,  i promise i will not spoil things by detective snifffing anymore but boy does that smell delicious!!


...and we're waiting, we're waiting...oooh wait, did i just hear mom take something out?? hee hee, all tummies to battle stations!


okay mom, just say when!!

(shwoooomp nibble nibble nibbleypoo!)

that was dee-licious! what was it mom?  may i take my blindfold off so i can see?

"orijen dog treats. nourish as nature intended. brome lake du-" wait wait i can't read that very well with out my glasses (squinty squint) "brome lake...duh...duh-uck?"

duck?... duk??... DUK???

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! oh the dukmanity!!

(blink...blink blink..)

mom, may i please have some more before duk duk comes home from swim camp? :)

Orijen Dog Treats - totally tummylicious!  Special thanks to the folks at for this special opportunity to test this tasty product. :)

Bonus behind the scenes video cuteness...

the test...

a second helping please. :)

Monday, July 15, 2013

hulkzilla smash

rawwwrrrrrrr! rawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr! rawwwwwwwwrrr!

rawwwwr! rawwwrrr! rawwwrrrr!


hee hee hee. anybuddy else got a tiny village to smash?? :) :)

Monday, April 8, 2013

baxter and duk duk's nitey nite bedtime stories: the little kielbasa helps a bunny (part 2)

"What is new, Pussycat?" asked the Little Kielbasa, "May we please take this delicious bone that you are not using?  My bunny friend and I are planning to make monkey chow pancakes!  You are welcome to join us, too, and bring those super delicious u-know-whats that you make that I like so much. You know, the ones you always bury in the special treasure box just for me. :) "

After letting Pussycat know what time the pancake party would begin, the Little Kielbasa and Strik left Pussycat and stopped by the bunny's garden.  "Should we have a bit of green salad with our pancakes?" asked Strik.  "Well, maybe," mumbled the Little Kielbasa as he tried to hold on to the bone they had just gotten.  "It sure would be tasty with a nice gummy worm dressing.  Oh snap! I forgot we do not have carrots..."

Uh oh, a salad with out carrots!  What will the Little Kielbasa and his bunny friend do now?  Find out tomorrow night and until then, poopie dreams! Good nitey nite my friends !! :) b