Showing posts with label hardeehar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hardeehar. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

summer reading list

"...and the smelly girl kissed the unfortunate boy and they supposedly lived happily ever after..."


sheesh, duk duk! that's like the eleventieth kissy book we've had to read this summer. and thanks to all the reading we did not do last school year, we have like eleventy hundred more to go.


yeppies, i think u r right. if there is going to be any lesson learned, we are pretty much learning it now. well, we will be. go ahead and hit it, duk duk.


hee hee hee, yeppies it really is true. some things are definitely funner in comic book mode :)

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

now always ready :)

well, technically, it has always been always ready, but sometimes it helps to highlight our important qualities, dontchoo think, mom? :

Sunday, January 29, 2017

just doo it :)

uh, no mom, i do not just do...


i Scooby Dooby dooOOOOooooooo it :)

Friday, April 8, 2016

#trueWolfStories part 2 (guts and glory)

 




...so i'm like "hrop thith one thoo?? dhad, you're kiddingh hme. the whole reathon hwhy hwe hwent thlooking hin hower backhyard hwas hthoo theck and hthee if there were henny more. i caughth hit hfair andh thquare." 













 















then the hungry wolf in me decided, "hnope. hnope. hnoth afther hlast thime no thirree. hnot gonna hrop it. hen-oh-capithal peeth."
































it seemed like things were going nowhere, but then i had an idea. "hey hmom, hdo u hrememberr hwhat hwe talkedth habout hearlier? hafter the hfirth bunny? hif u hlet me do hthat hthen i hwill hrop it.  do hew haff a hdeal?"


"i hthaid, do hwe haff a hdeal?"




















yesssss!






and that, my friends, ends the reenactment portion of our #trueWolfStories for today. thank u anton the little lion for volunteering to play the role of bunny numero dos. 

now duk duk, if you would pull the blinds so we can start the video portion of our - what's that, lil pink puppy? oh yeppies the second bunny i caught was like a whole week older so naturally it was bigger, just like anton here. it was probably my biggest catch to date as a wolf, really. i know, so impressive, right?  and, yeppies it hopped away, back into the periwinkle patch where i cannot tinkle in for the next few weeks because mom says they need to get bigger and smarter.   any more questions?

well, lulu the tiger, u see, me and duk duk pretty much knew mom would never let us record and post what we really would want to if i ever caught a bunny and gave it the real wolf treatment, so we came up with a discreet but awesome design we could use to post a picture of my wolfy success facebook and instagram, and we came up with a plan on how we could make a video that would pretty much capture the essence of what we know would happen when a wolf uknowhats a bunny, without it, being, well u know, too #rawwwry. so mom agreed to let us do all that. speaking of which, without further ado, please now enjoy the video portion of our #trueWolfStories.  Ladies and gentlewolves, me and duk duk present to u, guts and glory. :)



Thursday, February 13, 2014

world war b: genius knocks at the back door

Unable to use their jury-rigged cootiesphere from last year because their mom filled it with fabric, Baxter and his toyfriend, duk duk,  use their snow day off from school to continue brainstorming new and viable solutions to the anticipated and very much dreaded outbreak of Valentine's Day cooties, transmittable only by stinky girls who refuse to stand over there....













hee hee hee, by poops, i think we've got it, duk duk!  if we just wear our pants on our heads and keep walking backwards like this at school all day, i think this plan will totally work!























and the best part? if anybuddy violates our stand over there policy and tries to kiss us in the "face" and give us cooties, ka-pow, instant stinkification! :) :)













































Saturday, November 2, 2013

waste not whomp not
















hee hee okay everybuddy stand back, stand back...





























 
 

Pow-derrred Sugarrrrrrr! (whomp)











hee hee hee hee hee. oh yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout!  


soon all our yucky leftover candy will be smashed and we will have enough powdered sugar to sneak into school and sprinkle on our lunchy lunches for the next hundred years!!   :) :)


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

kids in the lake












well I'll be,  henry gumption, my friend...













 










...this lake i wanted to show u was full only a month ago when i was here last. and the shoreline came all the way up to here.  i wonder why they had to drain it...












some fishie or dukkie must have pooped one heck of a floatie...



hee hee, let's see if we can find it!! :) :)

Thursday, August 22, 2013

blind taste test








hee hee, oh goody, a blind taste test!

























oh did i hear a package just open?

(sniff sniff) oh yummy - maybe... chicken!





okay okay, mom,  i promise i will not spoil things by detective snifffing anymore but boy does that smell delicious!!




 












...and we're waiting, we're waiting...oooh wait, did i just hear mom take something out?? hee hee, all tummies to battle stations!






 






okay mom, just say when!!

























(shwoooomp nibble nibble nibbleypoo!)
























that was dee-licious! what was it mom?  may i take my blindfold off so i can see?








































"orijen dog treats. nourish as nature intended. brome lake du-" wait wait i can't read that very well with out my glasses (squinty squint) "brome lake...duh...duh-uck?"

duck?... duk??... DUK???















nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! oh the dukmanity!!














(blink...blink blink..)

































mom, may i please have some more before duk duk comes home from swim camp? :)

























Orijen Dog Treats - totally tummylicious!  Special thanks to the folks at chewy.com for this special opportunity to test this tasty product. :)



Bonus behind the scenes video cuteness...

the test...


a second helping please. :)

Monday, July 15, 2013

hulkzilla smash












rawwwrrrrrrr! rawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr! rawwwwwwwwrrr!



rawwwwr! rawwwrrr! rawwwrrrr!









raawwwWWWwwwwwwr!




































hee hee hee. anybuddy else got a tiny village to smash?? :) :)




Monday, April 8, 2013

baxter and duk duk's nitey nite bedtime stories: the little kielbasa helps a bunny (part 2)


"What is new, Pussycat?" asked the Little Kielbasa, "May we please take this delicious bone that you are not using?  My bunny friend and I are planning to make monkey chow pancakes!  You are welcome to join us, too, and bring those super delicious u-know-whats that you make that I like so much. You know, the ones you always bury in the special treasure box just for me. :) "



After letting Pussycat know what time the pancake party would begin, the Little Kielbasa and Strik left Pussycat and stopped by the bunny's garden.  "Should we have a bit of green salad with our pancakes?" asked Strik.  "Well, maybe," mumbled the Little Kielbasa as he tried to hold on to the bone they had just gotten.  "It sure would be tasty with a nice gummy worm dressing.  Oh snap! I forgot we do not have carrots..."


Uh oh, a salad with out carrots!  What will the Little Kielbasa and his bunny friend do now?  Find out tomorrow night and until then, poopie dreams! Good nitey nite my friends !! :) b

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

timeparadachsnduks: one step closer, another step back

"disappointed to find that their mom's unfinished timey wimey device did not turn back time as they had hoped, girl baxter and girl duk duk are now faced with an interesting observation, and a time challenge of a different sort..." 



" ..hours later..."



to be continued (sheesh!)..

Monday, March 18, 2013

time paradachsnduks: the schwoomp effect

"having overheard their mom talk about the coming week's makey projects, girl baxter and girl duk duk hatch a plan to change themselves back into boys... "






























Saturday, March 16, 2013

time paradachsnduks: rubber dukkie


"transformed into girls by the giant time bwoopsplosion, and now extremely concerned about cootie infestation, baxter and duk duk hold off on finding a solution to their girl transformation, and spend their saturday afternoon steeped in bubbles and song..."


to be continued :)

Friday, March 15, 2013

time paradachsnduks: never say never again


"merged back together into one set of baxter and duk duks but transformed into girls by the giant time bwoopsplosion, baxter and duk duk must now deal with the aftermath of their extraordinary time travel event..."






to be continued...