world war b: genius knocks at the back door

Unable to use their jury-rigged cootiesphere from last year because their mom filled it with fabric, Baxter and his toyfriend, duk duk,  use their snow day off from school to continue brainstorming new and viable solutions to the anticipated and very much dreaded outbreak of Valentine's Day cooties, transmittable only by stinky girls who refuse to stand over there....

hee hee hee, by poops, i think we've got it, duk duk!  if we just wear our pants on our heads and keep walking backwards like this at school all day, i think this plan will totally work!























and the best part? if anybuddy violates our stand over there policy and tries to kiss us in the "face" and give us cooties, ka-pow, instant stinkification! :) :)

waste not whomp not

hee hee okay everybuddy stand back, stand back...

 
 

Pow-derrred Sugarrrrrrr! (whomp)

hee hee hee hee hee. oh yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout!  

soon all our yucky leftover candy will be smashed and we will have enough powdered sugar to sneak into school and sprinkle on our lunchy lunches for the next hundred years!!   :) :)

kids in the lake

well I'll be,  henry gumption, my friend...













 

...this lake i wanted to show u was full only a month ago when i was here last. and the shoreline came all the way up to here.  i wonder why they had to drain it...

some fishie or dukkie must have pooped one heck of a floatie...

hee hee, let's see if we can find it!! :) :)

blind taste test

hee hee, oh goody, a blind taste test!

oh did i hear a package just open?

(sniff sniff) oh yummy - maybe... chicken!

okay okay, mom,  i promise i will not spoil things by detective snifffing anymore but boy does that smell delicious!!

 

...and we're waiting, we're waiting...oooh wait, did i just hear mom take something out?? hee hee, all tummies to battle stations!

 

okay mom, just say when!!

(shwoooomp nibble nibble nibbleypoo!)

that was dee-licious! what was it mom?  may i take my blindfold off so i can see?

"orijen dog treats. nourish as nature intended. brome lake du-" wait wait i can't read that very well with out my glasses (squinty squint) "brome lake...duh...duh-uck?"

duck?... duk??... DUK???

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! oh the dukmanity!!

(blink...blink blink..)

mom, may i please have some more before duk duk comes home from swim camp? :)

Orijen Dog Treats - totally tummylicious!  Special thanks to the folks at chewy.com for this special opportunity to test this tasty product. :)

Bonus behind the scenes video cuteness...

the test...


a second helping please. :)

scenes from a unicorn appreciation day party: abandon ship

hulkzilla smash

rawwwrrrrrrr! rawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr! rawwwwwwwwrrr!

rawwwwr! rawwwrrr! rawwwrrrr!

raawwwWWWwwwwwwr!

hee hee hee. anybuddy else got a tiny village to smash?? :) :)

baxter and duk duk's nitey nite bedtime stories: the little kielbasa helps a bunny (part 2)

"What is new, Pussycat?" asked the Little Kielbasa, "May we please take this delicious bone that you are not using?  My bunny friend and I are planning to make monkey chow pancakes!  You are welcome to join us, too, and bring those super delicious u-know-whats that you make that I like so much. You know, the ones you always bury in the special treasure box just for me. :) "

After letting Pussycat know what time the pancake party would begin, the Little Kielbasa and Strik left Pussycat and stopped by the bunny's garden.  "Should we have a bit of green salad with our pancakes?" asked Strik.  "Well, maybe," mumbled the Little Kielbasa as he tried to hold on to the bone they had just gotten.  "It sure would be tasty with a nice gummy worm dressing.  Oh snap! I forgot we do not have carrots..."

Uh oh, a salad with out carrots!  What will the Little Kielbasa and his bunny friend do now?  Find out tomorrow night and until then, poopie dreams! Good nitey nite my friends !! :) b

timeparadachsnduks: one step closer, another step back

"disappointed to find that their mom's unfinished timey wimey device did not turn back time as they had hoped, girl baxter and girl duk duk are now faced with an interesting observation, and a time challenge of a different sort..." 

" ..hours later..."

to be continued (sheesh!)..

time paradachsnduks: the schwoomp effect

"having overheard their mom talk about the coming week's makey projects, girl baxter and girl duk duk hatch a plan to change themselves back into boys... "

time paradachsnduks: rubber dukkie

"transformed into girls by the giant time bwoopsplosion, and now extremely concerned about cootie infestation, baxter and duk duk hold off on finding a solution to their girl transformation, and spend their saturday afternoon steeped in bubbles and song..."

to be continued :)

time paradachsnduks: never say never again

"merged back together into one set of baxter and duk duks but transformed into girls by the giant time bwoopsplosion, baxter and duk duk must now deal with the aftermath of their extraordinary time travel event..."

to be continued...

time paradachsnduks: the after bwoop

"after experiencing a giant time bwoop in yesterday's cherry tomato bwoopsplosion, baxter and his toyfriend duk duk regain consciousness and assess their condition..."

time paradachsnduks: tummy's last stand

"earlier this week, baxter and his toyfriend duk duk decided to pack their most important belonging and ride the giant daylight savings time rift into the the future by one whole hour, wherein they would enjoy a much warmer climate, and meet up with their future selves.  these are the continuing brief and short stories of our tiny time traveling adventurers..."
 

 

to be continued... :)