car games, part 2 :)

garrrarrrrrrrggrhhhhharrrggghhh!

garrrrarrrgghharrrrrghhhh!

mom, r u even trying?? these snackies are not going to just jump into the ferocious chomping jaws of death by themselves, u know. 

happy smellentine’s day :)

i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up with the shot already,  mom?  

i mean, seriously, like, i’ve only been standing here for three seconds and already i feel dizzy. and not in a fun fun woozy way but, more like, in a slobbery, cootie contaminated sort of way. 💩

outside voice :)

hee hee, mom, i said...can we please strap this thing onto the roof of our car and take it home with us?

baker’s dozen :)

...hmmmm....hmmmmm..........hmmmmmmmmmm.....

mom, r u sure i can only pick one ? they all look so delicious! :)

technically speaking :)

hee hee hee, and to think mom said i am not allowed to do it...

hurry, dad - i cannot wait to tell mom i pooped on the beach!! 

leg room

...and that’s why u should never bring a monkey with u on an airplane. mom, i know we have been on the road for like three hours now and it has only been two minutes and eleventy eight seconds but while we are waiting for dad to get whatever it is u got off facebooky marketplace, can u please check the baby wolf n falcon cam again? i know duk duk said his tummy hurts and he promised he would not touch our gummy worm stash while he is home alone but my spideywolf senses are tingling and - 

o m g what the heck??eeeeeeeeeEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeek! bwoop bwoop!  

mom where the heck are we and who said anything about demagorgons? all hands seek immediate cover! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! make way mom, make way...

phew that was close! chocobot says demagorgons eat wolf tushies for breakfast. 



um, mom, for the record, chocobot also says that screaming is really the only way to scare off a demagorgon. but anyway, u won’t tell duk duk about this, will u??:)

pack wolf :)

see, dad? it is ezPz really. but i should stop talking now so i do not drop them. :)

chasing rainbows

hee hee, hurry, dad! chocobot says at the end of every double rainbow lives a dragon that foofies gumdrops and poops gummy worms!! :)

sun soaking :)

A tiny adventure to score some bulky items meant the little kielbasa couldn’t use his snoozer when he accompanied me to our desination this past weekend, leaving him feeling quite disappointed that he couldn’t exactly see where we ended up, but blissfukky happy thar that he could soak up the sun :)

backseat riddler

hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out?

a ferothith hoopie thnake!

aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! :)

filet of seoul

When you find yourself in a foreign land, stripped of your ability to quickly and conveniently communicate with others as equals in a common tongue, when you land in a world in which there are gaps in what otherwise would be grounding elements of a common upbringing, life becomes a series of slow, untethered, and often mysterious moments.

I posted these pictures of my recent trip to South Korea on instagram with little explanation, and do so here, at least initially, for the exact same reason - to generate the same sensations of mystery and wonder, and to let your brain fill in the blanks as mine had to, sometimes with the help of spotty google translations, but more often than not, without the symbolic aids and cultural cues we've grown accustomed to. Besides, at the end of the day, it's all about the shopping and eating, isn't it? :)

it came from behind

hee hee okay, mom i promise i did not peek at all when we were walking here so just let me know when i should turn around and look at what i am sure will be something very cool but not necessarily as spectacularly ferocious as me because really, and i am not bragging here but have u seen how white my paws have gotten? i mean any day now i think my fangs will be geting longer and sharper and my ears will get all pointy and my tail all bushy and ..what's that? oh i can start turning around?

so anyway like i was saying, i can hardly thing of anything as ferocious as me so whatever u want 2 show me must be really really super...

scary!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! run people, run it's a giant bunny!!!!

wolf island

dear diary,
earlier this week, mom and dad took me to the beach, and needless to say we all had a lot of fun.  it was mostly a delicious eating trip, but we also got some quality beach time walkies in and it is very amazing what a difference a day makes. in fact, i wish duk duk could have come with us instead of choosing to go with chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy to the land of make believe (which is very real than u very much, but not very accommodating to ferocious wolves because, well u know, ferocious. plus really where can u hide from a ferocious wolf when all the castles and forts and even the best hiding places are made of edible pink sparklepuff?).  anyhow, like i was saying i wish duk duk could have come with us as i am pretty certain we could have gotten him to fly on the second day we were there on account of the hurricane coming even though it was still pretty far off. plus parking was free because all the meters were wrapped up, so we could have stayed as long as we wanted to.

but even without duk duk and even with the hurricane coming, the beach was still a very nice place to visit and walk on because all that salty air can really clear a wolf's head and help him think and stink.

so, even though our stay at the beach was very brief, all in all we had a very lovely time. in fact, there is pretty much only one thing i wish could be just a little different, if only for just like, oh, thirty seven seconds...

hee hee, okay so i will probably be posting more about my visit on instagram and facebook later because now me and duk duk have to study for the test we have in ten minutes. i hope u have a wonderful day, diary.

toodleydoo,
b. :)

opie n me :)

hee hee, okay I will pose but let's hurry, mom, before that big dog comes over here. 

okay, now, let's see, one paw here and one paw there and..okay, what do u think, should I turn my left paw just a little more? :)

little souvenirs

 


oooOOOoooOOOOOooooooOooo! me so likey, dontchoo, duk duk? i do not have my reading glasses on but let's see if i can read what it is. pee..no - pet.. key.. cover. oh, pet key cover,  for pets who have keys! yesss, finally we can stop mixing up my key with your key for the u know whats because u know whating u know whats the u know what and then u know what u know whats. hee hee let's see what else mom got us...

wooty! a tiny crankshaft music box!  we can mount this on the dashboard of our pedal car,  hook the crank up to the driveshaft, and voila, sunshine even on the days when we have 2 pedal to school in the rain!! 

oo nice! mom even got us a book  that looks interesting enough to actually read. i sure hope google translator works on printed books. but if not, i guess we can always just look at the pictures like we always do anyway, only this time we will have to turn the pages from left 2 right i see. i guess wolves in japan are predominantly left pawed maybe? anyhow, this supercool book sure looks interesting and i sure hope it is scratch n stiff, dontchoo, duk duk? with plenty of butts in it, for obvious reasons. 

wait, is that it? okay okay, no need to beak me, duk duk. lemme ask her..

 

 mom, a) thank u very much for these lovely presents u got me and duk duk on your trip. b) they were very thoughtful and we very much appreciate them.  and c) um, well, didjoo happen to maybe also get us something, o, u know, something gummy for our tummies? :) :)

 

poopiesmell island

dear diary,
although me and duk duk's stowaway spring break vacation to the beach with mom and madwilly was very short and now we will be on our way home shortly, at least it was very long in memories. i hope one day me and duk duk can pedal back 2 this beach for real, maybe inside a giant hamster ball because a) there were big dogs  b) we could walk on the water and float around c) me and duk duk could have a picnic inside and not worry about getting sand all over our gummy worms liek we did this time, and d) we would be protected from the eagles and ospreys that seem to like lurking about.  oh and the hamster ball would need an ez access panel bc i found out some people bait their crab traps with pig bones and the bones wash up to shore from time to time.  i am pretty sure the bones would be delicious because toy me saw a big dog snitch one while on a beach walkie and he was very disappointed that his mom told him he had to drop it.

anyhoo, before we leave the beach completely, me and duk duk hope 2 sneak off to the souvenir store today and get some saltwater taffy and some shark teeth and maybe if we are lucky, some sea glitter and manatee poop in a bottle for everybuddy back home.  and then we will be back on the road so be sure to check our instygram and facebooky  because i am pretty sure the drive back will be especially boring, especially since we will be packed in mom's canvas tote again since somedukkie forgot to pack our magic transformation potion. which is probably just as well because we are really hoping to be packed next to the stinky shell bucket.

toodleydoo!
b. :)

yummy yummy :)

hee hee, what is the best thing I liked about staying in a hotel while I was at the beach? why, the yummy banana room service, of course! :)