see, mom? I can do it. all u do is press down just like we do when we play super Mario kart brothers. and, if u let me and duk duk borrow your sewing machine for, oh, maybe a couple of hours so we can make our parachute, well, we poopie and paw and wing swear not to mess anything up, I promise. :)
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
halo liv-a-littles, take eleventy-threeve (clack!)
...try new halo liv-a-(growf!)...try new halo liv-(growf!)... try new little halo (growf!).. try new halo liv-a-lit (growf!)..try new ha-(growf!)..try new halo (growf!)...try new (growf!)...try (growf!)...try (growf!)...tr (growf!)...t (growf!)...hee hee, okay mom, i think u r right, let's just do this as a voice over...
"try new halo liv-a-littles grain free 100% wild salmon. they're so good, they'll bring out the wolf in you. :)" #soDelicious
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Friday, April 3, 2015
eggcellent
hee hee, there is no way the easter bunny will recognize me this year. he will hardly know what's coming because when we go to the mall and it is finally our turn 2 take pictures with him, i will be like. "hi howya doin mister easter bunny, do u like my new easter bonnet, nice bowtie there. and then, GROWF!" #bunnystew :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
hallo mijn moeder
hee hee, okay duk duk i will do it. just hurry up n go hide cuz i hear her coming.
why hallo mijn moeder! i was just coming 2 find u. my nails feel really long. would you please trim them for me?
hee hee hee....oh goody! okay, i will just wait here while u go get dad and the nail thingy and the...wait, what???
mom, u do know today is april first, dontchoo??
why hallo mijn moeder! i was just coming 2 find u. my nails feel really long. would you please trim them for me?
hee hee hee....oh goody! okay, i will just wait here while u go get dad and the nail thingy and the...wait, what???
mom, u do know today is april first, dontchoo??
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doxie doings,
hardeeharhar
Monday, March 30, 2015
problem solved :)
hmmmm...well, there is my bed under our bed, my bed by the foot of our bed, and my bed to the side of our bed. we could put them all together and I bet it would be long enough. especially if dad takes his pillow and a blankie with him. and then that way, there would finally b enough room for everybuddy and i would not be kicking him and waking him up and stuff. :)
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doxie doings
Thursday, March 26, 2015
etsy fresh: u know, for mom and dad, and like for anybuddy who was ever born
Let me start by saying the obvious. tiny chumley and I should be doing our taxes. Which is precisely why we did everything in our power not to yesterday. Laundry was folded, flowers picked, celebrity gossip googled, the floor swept, holes dug, paws washed, naps under down blankies taken, and a rather lengthy blog post on baxter's adoption was started then tabled because it was time to start thinking about dinner and how it probably would somehow be better if we ate out because of all the things I did think about, defrosting something and then preparing it for dinner was not one of them. And yippee - we even loaded some happy new little doxie cards to the etsy shop, which proves that there really is a pot of cuteness gold at the end of every procrastination rainbow.
Next week we'll really hunker down and do those taxes, but for now, happy shopping and happy thursday, my friends! :)
https://www.etsy.com/shop/kalyxcraftopia
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doxie doings,
etsy
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
gettin diggy wit it
hee hee, well, mom, now that the daffodils we planted in my holes from last fall are up, i can see now i need 2 make a few more holes. just so, u know, things will look a little fuller come next spring. call me when lunchy lunch is ready, ok? :)
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doxie doings
Monday, March 23, 2015
fun for a dog and a duk
well I'll be...
poopie snakes do not slink down the stairs after all.
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hardeeharhar,
toyfriends
Friday, March 20, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
happy st Patrick's day by Baxter and duk duk
well, mom, because a) i am little like a leprechaun, b) i am wearing green, c) me and duk duk could not find any clovers and d) who needs real gold when u can make your own pure comedy gold? :). #happyStPooptricksDay
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doxie doings,
hardeeharhar
Monday, March 16, 2015
little souvenir
Sometimes when your tiny boyfriend cannot go to the beach with you, you bring the beach back home to him. :)
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doxie doings
Friday, March 13, 2015
meanwhile back in middle hyuk...
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doxie doings
poopiesmell island
dear diary,
although me and duk duk's stowaway spring break vacation to the beach with mom and madwilly was very short and now we will be on our way home shortly, at least it was very long in memories. i hope one day me and duk duk can pedal back 2 this beach for real, maybe inside a giant hamster ball because a) there were big dogs b) we could walk on the water and float around c) me and duk duk could have a picnic inside and not worry about getting sand all over our gummy worms liek we did this time, and d) we would be protected from the eagles and ospreys that seem to like lurking about. oh and the hamster ball would need an ez access panel bc i found out some people bait their crab traps with pig bones and the bones wash up to shore from time to time. i am pretty sure the bones would be delicious because toy me saw a big dog snitch one while on a beach walkie and he was very disappointed that his mom told him he had to drop it.
anyhoo, before we leave the beach completely, me and duk duk hope 2 sneak off to the souvenir store today and get some saltwater taffy and some shark teeth and maybe if we are lucky, some sea glitter and manatee poop in a bottle for everybuddy back home. and then we will be back on the road so be sure to check our instygram and facebooky because i am pretty sure the drive back will be especially boring, especially since we will be packed in mom's canvas tote again since somedukkie forgot to pack our magic transformation potion. which is probably just as well because we are really hoping to be packed next to the stinky shell bucket.
toodleydoo!
b. :)
although me and duk duk's stowaway spring break vacation to the beach with mom and madwilly was very short and now we will be on our way home shortly, at least it was very long in memories. i hope one day me and duk duk can pedal back 2 this beach for real, maybe inside a giant hamster ball because a) there were big dogs b) we could walk on the water and float around c) me and duk duk could have a picnic inside and not worry about getting sand all over our gummy worms liek we did this time, and d) we would be protected from the eagles and ospreys that seem to like lurking about. oh and the hamster ball would need an ez access panel bc i found out some people bait their crab traps with pig bones and the bones wash up to shore from time to time. i am pretty sure the bones would be delicious because toy me saw a big dog snitch one while on a beach walkie and he was very disappointed that his mom told him he had to drop it.
anyhoo, before we leave the beach completely, me and duk duk hope 2 sneak off to the souvenir store today and get some saltwater taffy and some shark teeth and maybe if we are lucky, some sea glitter and manatee poop in a bottle for everybuddy back home. and then we will be back on the road so be sure to check our instygram and facebooky because i am pretty sure the drive back will be especially boring, especially since we will be packed in mom's canvas tote again since somedukkie forgot to pack our magic transformation potion. which is probably just as well because we are really hoping to be packed next to the stinky shell bucket.
toodleydoo!
b. :)
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doxie doings,
roaming
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
little stowaways
hee hee, duk duk, it was pure genius to transform ourselves into tiny toys so we could stow away with mom and madwilly on their vacation to the beach. who needs 2 make up snow days on your spring break when u can play in the sand, right?
u don't think mom will notice if we eat the sandwiches she packed, do u? :) :)
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doxie doings
Monday, March 9, 2015
always b prepared, especially for a monday :)
dear diary,
although there are many things I learned while I was in the pupscouts, one of the things that i try 2 practice every day is to always be prepared, especially for a monday. i hope u r prepared, too.
toodleydoo!
b :)
although there are many things I learned while I was in the pupscouts, one of the things that i try 2 practice every day is to always be prepared, especially for a monday. i hope u r prepared, too.
toodleydoo!
b :)
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all gussied up,
doxie doings
Friday, March 6, 2015
fun for a boy or a girl: ezpz doxie sleeve sweater makey project numero dos
Why hello my friends, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to you today about a very special and ez pz weekend project. You see, even though winter will be over in no time, it still seems spring is pretty far away. And if where you live is as cold as it has been here, then u just might want 2 try this too. Because today's project is the ez pz sweater numero dos. To do this project, all u really need is a sleeve from a very nice and soft cashmere or merino wool sweater that u can get for just a few gummy worms at the thrift store. Make sure the sweater has a sleeve that is long enough and wide enough to fit your sausagey body.
Now, u can measure to make things more exact but if u want to spend more time playing on your wii and less time, u know, measuring and stuff, u can do like me and mom did and just eyeball everything. Cut the sleeve longer than u need, and, with help from your mom, stuff yourself into the sleeve and have her mark where the arm slits should be with a sharpie. Take off the sweater and cut the slits, then retry on the sweater. Mark the length of the sweater u want, cut that, and voila.
For this particular sweater, the knit sleeve binding was a little tight on my neck meat, so we cut down the seam and looky, the binding turned into a really cute collar.
And that's pretty much it, eyeball, fit, snip snap and you're done! But, say if u want to go the extra mile..
Here is what me and my mom did with my friend Hank's turtleneck sweater. It's like mine only the edges are finished with doublefold bias binding.
And the best part about this project? If u mess up, u still have one sleeve left to work with AND u have enough sweater to make the original ez pz tube sweater I reported about this same time last year! So really how can u go wrong?
Anyhoo, I would give u more details but I sort of ran out of time bc I am helping mom pack for one of her adventures and so if u have any questions please feel free to comment and I will try to answer them as best I can while she is gone. This is Baxter your roving reporter wishing you a very happy makey weekend! :)
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doxie doings,
get crafty
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
meet me at the end of the nile
sigh. well, duk duk, i guess we better tell chocobot n lulu the tiger n lil pink puppy 2 get ready. today is going 2 be another school day after all.
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Monday, March 2, 2015
Friday, February 27, 2015
someone 2 lookup 2
Just like the middle child whose older sibling has moved on to college, Baxter now seems to find himself the big wolf among his circle of neighborhood puppy friends. It's a role I think he accepts with a begrudging mixture of glee, denial, and impatience.... :)
whoa whoa! okay cassie i will show u how 2 do it right but u have GOT 2 stand over there, no exceptions.
more...more..more..okay that's good.
okay so. three things. one - all legs firm on the ground like this. but that does not mean u cannot b creative. for special angles or to achieve shading effects, u might try putting a paw on a rock or a tree root, or even a turtle if u r lucky enough to find one this time of year.
two - lean in. if u r in it 2 win it then u must take your time and if u have to take your time then u must get comfortable. otherwise it's just dribbles everywhere.
three - i sort of mentioned it in two but it deserves its own talking point. take your time. don't just pee it all out as fast as u can because then u just melt a hole in the snow.
okay that's all i've got time 4 because i told duk duk we would meet him by the frozen creek so, yeah, good luck with all that and please tell little miss julia i hope her leg feels better.
bye little miss sarah!
doop bee doo, doop bee doo, doop bee doo...yep this weather sure is exhilarating! i can see why a ferocious wolf likes to walk in this stuff. so fluffy and white and minty fresh! i mean, if cassie can do it, then i sure can cuz i even have a coat. i mean, it's not blue puffy jacket like dad's but still, i have my sweater and my fur and yep, yessiree, walking in this snow sure is fun. i could do it, like, all day lo- what? gone? r u sure sure mom?
whoa whoa! okay cassie i will show u how 2 do it right but u have GOT 2 stand over there, no exceptions.
more...more..more..okay that's good.
okay so. three things. one - all legs firm on the ground like this. but that does not mean u cannot b creative. for special angles or to achieve shading effects, u might try putting a paw on a rock or a tree root, or even a turtle if u r lucky enough to find one this time of year.
two - lean in. if u r in it 2 win it then u must take your time and if u have to take your time then u must get comfortable. otherwise it's just dribbles everywhere.
three - i sort of mentioned it in two but it deserves its own talking point. take your time. don't just pee it all out as fast as u can because then u just melt a hole in the snow.
okay that's all i've got time 4 because i told duk duk we would meet him by the frozen creek so, yeah, good luck with all that and please tell little miss julia i hope her leg feels better.
bye little miss sarah!
doop bee doo, doop bee doo, doop bee doo...yep this weather sure is exhilarating! i can see why a ferocious wolf likes to walk in this stuff. so fluffy and white and minty fresh! i mean, if cassie can do it, then i sure can cuz i even have a coat. i mean, it's not blue puffy jacket like dad's but still, i have my sweater and my fur and yep, yessiree, walking in this snow sure is fun. i could do it, like, all day lo- what? gone? r u sure sure mom?
last one home is a rotten poopie snake!! :) :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
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