Wednesday, March 23, 2016

please don't chomp the toesies


okay, mom, u may photograph my ferocious wolf arm and paw, but please, do not chomp the toesies :)




Monday, March 21, 2016

strawberry funday

..hee hee, ninety eight, eleventy threeve, five hundred gibbensie sevix, ocho cinco diez...


um, sorry, mom, I know u asked me to set the table but can it wait bc if I can hold out for another twenty fouree two seconds, then I win and madwilly said this strawberry is totally mine :) 


Friday, March 18, 2016

nyah




..and that, mom, is concrete, irrefutable evidence as to why it was not me making all that racket just now, but that dopey roscoe that lives over there. so nyah.  nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah!



hey speaking of nyah, how bout u, me-nyan-dad all hop in the car and go get ourselves a super swirl nilly chocowafer cone with rainbow fetti sprinkles and a maraschino cherry on top? each. bcuz, u know, diets are what tomorrows are for. 

(crickets)






okay, i am very sorry i nyahed you, mom, and i promise i will not do it ever again. now may we please get a fun fun cone? :) :)



Wednesday, March 16, 2016

vitamin D

 

mom, you know how they say you are what you eat...well, i just wanted to ask, well, okay, i like my kibble and all but...









....do u think maybe i could start eating more dinosaur meat? :)



Monday, March 14, 2016

thank u and please give the little misses my regards


...hee hee hee, hee hee hee, and then duk duk, hee hee hee, hee hee hee, and then duk duk got up and everybuddy could see it was all smooshed there on his...hee hee hee o what happened yesterday was so funny I cannot stop laughing mom..


hee hee hee.. wait, do u smell something? (sniff..sniff sniff..sniff...sniff sniff sniff)  (sniff sniff) hmmmm...(sniff..sniff sniff)...is that? is that what I think it is? (sniff sniff sniff)...



eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...


 hey cassie, I know u r standing way over there in your yard but we still smell your cooties way over here in my yard and your stink is totally ruining things so can u please either stand downwind more or take a bath already? thank u and please give the little misses my regards.  







Thursday, March 10, 2016

reading music :)

..b sharp, b sharp, b sharp,  pee flat, half snake, d, d, d...pee flat, b sharp, falcon, pee minor, half snake, b, d, b sharp, b sharp, pee minor..

Monday, March 7, 2016

karty kar

 

uh-huh, yes i see.  yes, paws free starting is a very nice feature. and the interior does feel really roomy...oh, very serious i woiuld say. probably in the next month or so, really.  well, probably not a trade-in because u really cannot find a pedal car as cool as ours anymore. but,  for every day we were thinking an upgrade would be nice. something with a roof for when it rains, and maybe something bigger so we can haul more stuff.  this karty kar is practically perfect, i think.  what with the kart in back, it can haul at least a trebuchet, and probably a walrus, too, right mister? o pardon me, hang on a sec...
 








(pfweeeeEEEEooOOooOOoooot!)





















hee hee, fooo-whee that was so ripe,  my friend duk duk would have totally passed out on that one.  well, mister, at least we know now that the air circulation is very good. now let me just see how the turn sig-



















hey hey, wait, i am not done ...no, i am very serious about making a purchase in the very near - no mister really...mooooooom!

Friday, March 4, 2016

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

je suis un loup


oooOOOoooOOoooo, classic breton stripes! and a dapper dyed red silk scarf and hand blocked cashmere beret, all in me size! i guess u are right mom, with all this stuff u made, we will not need the plan b outfit for our card project at all!


Monday, February 29, 2016

thank u miss Debbi :)

hee hee, i know, we do have the best friends don't we? I mean, clip on poopie? only your bestest friends would know to send u that, right? okay, before can take it 2 school and write our thank u card, mom said we should really read the wolfy note that miss Debbi sent too, so here goes.. 

"dear..dear.." wait, everything is all fuzzy. duk duk can u please pull my glasses out from your favorite rock pouch? yeah I know, otters really are cool. did u find it? 
no, that's our favorite rock. the one we will use for cracking oysters on our tummies if we are ever lucky enough to find some. u can put that back...no, that's pocket brontosaurus! I wondered where he went. put him back for now and later we pull him out for show and tell today...no, that's the bubblegum we found under the table at the park.  put that ba- ooo, wait, gimme that for later - it is so hard, I should probably start rechewing it now so it will be nice and soft for doing u know whats after school today...no, that's the sandpaper we will need for the poop shaped derby cars... no, that's just a - o wait, those are my glasses. I thought we put my crystal horn rims in your pocket but I guess not. wow, how did they get so scratchy? o well. I think I can still see out of them okay.



see, I told u that hole u got from toyfriend club would come in handy. you and otters are so luckee. okay, now where were we? "dear Baxter...


Friday, February 26, 2016

scenes from makey world

This week between appointments and the demands of real life, tiny chumley and I have started work on a tiny commissioned card project, which not only promises makey challenges and tons of cuteness, but the gratifying reward of being able to help make someone's special occasion even more so. :) 

well, I think this works pretty good, mom. but let's go ahead and make one with our Plan A fabric so that way we have options when we do the photo shoot :) 


Wednesday, February 24, 2016

crop husbandry 101


As a certain little kielbasa wolf and his little wannabe falcon toyfriend get older, I like to think they've gotten a little wiser about how to fill their bottomless tummies, having spent hours together as best friends do, dreaming up ways to augment their diet with the foods, tastes, and smells they love so dearly. 

Sometimes, their ideas are brilliant, if not cracked in their wisdom thanks in no small part to the haphazard absorption of things they have barely bothered to learn in school.   But, it all makes sense to them, and who am I to stand in the way of such cuteness and earnest optimism? :)





...well, mom, in a word, yeppies.  i am confident we could introduce project UknowWhat into our garden growing plans for this year with minimal impact to existing staff workload, space utilization, and irrigation infrastructure. in fact, i doubt we would need any of those resources at all due to the recent discoveries me and duk duk have made with respect to where UknowWhats come from. let me explain...

(duk duk, if you could please just move that there so i can focus on...okay... okay yeah that's good.)

as i was saying, mom. it is ez pz really...



 
 

 


you see, these are peanuts ...






...and these? these are peanut eggs.   :)


Monday, February 22, 2016

where the wild thing is

Yesterday was tiny chumley's first dig of the new year, and needless to say, a certain little wolf was very very happy about that.

rawwr! rawwr! yep, that's exactly how i will sound when i see him in my booby trap, mom.  and i will stomp all around like this, to let him know who's boxx. and then i will throw him some greens so he can fatten up. and then i will eat him. because that's the circle of life and that's what wolves do. :) 



Friday, February 19, 2016

abcd

that's right, mom.  if u take us to the candy store and to the farm supply store and to the hardware store, and then drop us and all our supplies off by rabbit ravine after school today and not ask any questions, we promise we will do our homework for the next two weeks without u having to remind us, and we will stop pestering u about seeing deadpool until it comes out on dvd. o, and we promise 2 not use the school computer during study hall to google translate poop conversations into other languages and post them on facebook. deal?
 









deal! okay, mom, i hope u have a very good physical therapy session and we will see u later after school. 























hee hee hee.  o wait, yes she is gone. what? yes i know, duk duk, it will be very difficult to stick to our agreement but a) we really could not get in to see deadpool at the theaters anyway because it is rated R and we already have enough of a hard time getting in just as a wolf and a falcon, b) we only agreed to homework and not special projects,  c) our study hall computer privileges at school were already suspended anyway on account of all the kack sprache, and d) finally we can get a leg up on catching the easter bunny once we get everything built and the u know what set. :)





Wednesday, February 17, 2016

tiny catnip mousie stuffed in a red wood shoe


o tiny catnip mousie stuffed in a red wood shoe,
i will wait for u to come out so i can pounce you,
because that is what wolves do. :)

- baxter, 9.2 years old :) 




Friday, February 12, 2016

happy valentine's day :)

hee hee, yeah I know, right duk duk? i mean, when mom told us we had 2 be even nicer with our valentine's day cards we have 2 hand out at school this year, i thought it would be impossible. but i think we did a pretty good job all and all.  plus really, it is kind of redundant to tell all the girls they stink because they probably already know it, as many times as we tell them.  and looky, we are so polite in saying thank u and we even included a helpful directional arrow so there is no confusion what they should do after we give them our cards. now. all i need to do is get out of this bowtie from our reed diffuser photo shoot and prep our cootie vaccines while u print the cards and..oh wait, i think mom is talking 2 us...yes, mom, we finished our valentines but we are still in the sewing room but not for long because we still have to print them and i need to...okay we will wait...
 


sheesh, seriously, mom? but i was going 2 change out of it.  yes i know today is also school picture day but if i wear it 2 school, u know that all of the girls will think i did it because of valentine's day and none of the girls will even bother reading our valentines very carefully at all and then nobuddy will stand over there and then there will be a epic giant cootietastrophe the likes of which no cootie vaccine would ever be able to adequately protect us.


 


































Wednesday, February 10, 2016

the smelly, the quick, and the dooty :)



...(sniff sniff..snort...sniff sniff sniff sniff...snort......sniff.....sniff sniff sniff.. snort.........sniff....sniff)...




yes, mom.... (sniff sniff).....i think ...(sniff)......i think........



yes, mom, i think that's the one :)


 
Hee hee, some things are taken very seriously in tiny chumley's little world.  Especially smell, which seems to make up a very large part of his sensorial existence.  There are all kinds of smells in his world, good smells that smell bad and bad smells that smell good.  Smells to chase, smells to eat, smells to be proude of and share with others, and even smells to play games with.  Hardly a moment goes by where tiny chumley's nose isn't eagerly taking in the world around him through his sniffer, so it seems only fitting that a certain little wannabe wolf and falcon would take it upon themselves with a little help from their mom to make one of their wildest makey dreams come true,  so the rest of the world can experience it with them too.



The world is a much better place when seen through the eyes of an imaginative little dachshund and his toyfriends.  And now it will smell better, too.  :)

ps - to find out more and purchase the newest smelly addition to our shop, please be sure to check in any time after our 9:00 AM EST dooty call -->  https://www.etsy.com/shop/kalyxcraftopia




 

Monday, February 8, 2016

the here and now

dear diary,
i am happy to write u and tell u that although me and duk duk's much anticipated first top secret makey project of 2016 is not yet available in our kalyxcraftopia etsy world, it will be hopefully very soon once the sun comes out and we can take pictures and work on our awesome listing.  in the meanwhile, i am also happy to write that me and duk duk expanded our card portfolio in a very royal way this past weekend with the addition of a new supercool birthday card , plus a new mother's day card and a new father's day card.  which is pretty perfect because just about everybuddy's birthday is always coming up and of course mother's day and father's day are coming up too.  u might find the cards interesting because u can see what a difference four years makes in my wolfiness.  but do not be afraid because even after fully transform into a wolf which is still probably a few years off,  i will still be me, only rawwrryer.  

speaking of rawwwryness, i have asked mom to work with me on my patience and timing because as u know, to be a skilled and successful predator, wolf needs quite a lot of patience to know exactly when to really spring out of the woods and pounce on his prey.  needless to say, these patience tests are a difficult task, but one worthy of completion if one is to become a true and successful wolf.   i will keep u informed of my progress.

toodleydoo!
b. :)


...okay, now, mom? now? um, now?...



Wednesday, February 3, 2016

opie n me :)


hee hee, okay I will pose but let's hurry, mom, before that big dog comes over here. 


okay, now, let's see, one paw here and one paw there and..okay, what do u think, should I turn my left paw just a little more? :)




Monday, February 1, 2016

unseasonably yours


A frozen shoulder has limited my makey abilities in recent times, but thanks to the magic fingers of my physical therapy team, my shoulder and my spirits have become functional enough to allow me to work on our latest top secret makey project, the results of which I know a certain little wannabe wolf and falcon are anxious to introduce to the world and put in the shop for all to experience.

With any luck, tiny chumley and duk duk will send out a doot later this week or sometime next.  But for now, all they can do is patiently wait, and they can bask in the sunshine streaming through the open window of an unseasonably warm winter day. :)




hee hee, pheeeeeeeew. okay yeah that was me, duk duk.  good thing mom opened the window. :)