hee hee, i know u r having a hard time holding our new bigger iphoney, duk duk, but unless u want to experience both the stink and the fury of the great poopcano, i would hurry up and take the picture already! :)
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Monday, February 6, 2017
bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee. this is the voice of poopie control. klaatu barata pooptoe. danger danger! the poop must flow. all hands to foofiestations or by poopthar's snakey, u shall be stinked!
hee hee, um...okay, know that it's really me and i probably am telling u i need to go outside, right, mom?
Friday, February 3, 2017
i mean, the results speak for themselves really. and whoda thunk that the scraps mom let us use, and the old benjy thrifty store book mom let us cut up, and the papers from the scrap exchange, well, i mean whoda thunk that all that stuff would make the perfect size book for o, u know, tiny journaling, or for keeping secrets like our passwords, or well anything really. plus u do not have to worry about mysterioso battery power drain like it still seems to be the case with our iphoneys. yeah, that really stunk when my iphoney died before i could get that picture. i mean it had to be the biggest pile of - hang on i think i hear mom..
yes, mother, we are putting the last finishing touches on them now and i promise we will post them to etsy before we go to toyfriend cl-, i mean, before we go out to the creek for our study group. okay, have fun at the grocery store and if u do not mind can u please pick up some puppy bites for lil pink puppy? i forgot to get it yesterday and lil pink puppy is almost out and u know how he gets if we feed him gummy worms. bye bye, we love u too...
okay, where were we?
oh yes, i am so glad our new letter stamping kit came finally. because really, even when the pages of a book are blank, it still deserves a title, right? that way in case u r having a hard time coming up with the words inside, the title is always there to inspire.
well, okey dokey, duk duk, time to work on our etsy posts! :)
(ps we only have three books this time so we will be posting them as random serendipity doots :) )
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Sometimes, we have to call a truce, so a little wolf can take a nap by george or protect his lands, and so I can relieve myself of the concerns that he might hurt himself dragging something entirely too unwieldy my way. And so our system is paused for a while, both of us knowing full well there will always something else for tiny chumley to find on the floor, that he can readily exchange for payment in full :)
Monday, January 30, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Monday, January 23, 2017
Friday, January 20, 2017
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
it is quite comfortable really. especially for, u know, after a long day of digging, or, say to warm your paws after a cold poopie outside. u know, stuff like that. and the purple flower stink i smell is actually quite relaxing when it is not in the form of a b-a-t-h. i have 2 say, i really like it!
but, if u insist, me and duk duk will write the etsy listings the way u would like and do everything u want. ..
(hee hee, doot doot! come treat yourself to some lovely lavender and rice filled eye pillows by visiting our kalyxcraftopia etsy shop today! :) #notintendedforlittlewolvesorfalcons #butperfectfortheirmamasandpapas)
Monday, January 16, 2017
Hopefully there will be a few more handmade goodies listing later this week so as baxter would say, stay tuned, my friends!! :)
Friday, January 13, 2017
(blink blink)...(blink)....(blink)...(blink blink)...(blink).......(blink)....(blink).......(blinkety blink)......(pfweeeeoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooop!)....(blink)..
mom, in case u were wondering, that makes seventy two seconds between foofies so technically i am holding up my end of the bargain and technically that means i get 2 lick your plate like u promised. :)
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
hee hee, little miss julia, read the part again where the ferocious wolf tells goldilocks her breath really stinks and she's like, well your breath's not any better and he's like, yeah, well at least i can lick my butt! and she's like, well, i never! and he says, exactly. then she's all huffy like, why am i even in this story? and he's like, beats me. bye felicia! but then he realizes she did not leave him the basket of delicious snackies she brought and then he's like, o snap!
Monday, January 9, 2017
well, yes, mom, this one is really nice and i appreciate u making it for me from sleeve u cut from the cashmere sweater u got at the thrift store but...well...hang on...
nopies he's not over there...
...aaaand okay, i think the coast is clear...
so, do u think u can maybe make me a onesie with footies from the pink fuzzy angora sweater that i saw u also got from the thrifty store? and, u know, we can just hide i mean keep it in your and dad's bed and i can wear it when we snuggle in the mornings? :)
Friday, January 6, 2017
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
see mom? even with all of us inside we still totally have room for the mini fridge and the tv nobuddy uses in the guest bedrooom. and, if u approve our west wing addition plans, we can start work today to have a separate power line installed because i am pretty sure the stadium lighting will really stress the capacity of the circuit we currently share with george and your iron :)
Monday, January 2, 2017
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
the little dachshund's eyes grew as wide as saucers when his mother finally opened the special tin that he recognized as his from christmases past. "o what a bounty of delights!" the little dachshund thought while he quickly devised his game plan, knowing as he did that he would have but moments to take whatever he wanted from his tin on this very special day.... :)
Saturday, December 24, 2016
whoa, chocobot, i think u r right. no wonder all the little puppies were so pokey. i'd go slow too cuz i mean really, u know what they say. smelly is as smelly does. and puppies - no offense lil pink puppy - but at that age, puppies really do not know their snakeys from their swirlies..
and look at that ferocious crow, he's all like, "haw haw, what a bunch of maroons. now u have nothing to put on your stoop!"..wait, what's that, lulu the tiger? yeah i smell it, too. let me ask her.
mom, how much longer do we have to read quietly and when it is finished cooling, may we each please have a slice of buttered cherry almond angel bread? :)