the overall wolfy package of ferociousness

hee hee, well, okay, mom, since i am still drying from my bath, i guess u can brush me. but make sure to keep any fur u collect for project u know what. and try not to leave comb marks because it would probably dry that way and, well, i feel like comb marks would significantly detract from the overall wolfy package of ferociousness if u know what i mean. :)

the lion stalks today

hee hee do not worry about lunchy lunch for me today, mom, i'm hunting it! :)

specifically

um, well, mom, before we answer that, can u please tell us what u specifically mean by "smelly"? :)

pollen pollen go away

The spring pollen is keeping us inside more than a little wolf would like, but at least he can dream of chasing bunnies while he keeps me company by the sewing machine. :)

show n smell

hmmm....well, mom, yes, my book ag is already full. and i guess it is true that i do not have any pockets big enough..

but, i was thinking maybe i could take it to school with me if i carried it like this. :)

fun with thrift store scores: kids tee edition :)

hee hee...finest quality....superior workmanship...

...there are letters...f-e-e-d-m-e.    ...interesting....

 

not for someone else. 

this dud is for me!!

yippee!  thank u, mom :) :)

 

 

power station

Even little wolves need to recharge their batteries sometimes, especially when they find a nice comfy place in the sun. :)

wolfienomics

well, mom, i can offer u two snackies tomorrow in exchange for the one u have on your knee today :)

well not exactly

hmmmmmmmm...well... not exactly, mom...cuz, i mean...well...i just...ummm...

...how bout a) u not smell my breath, and b) let's just say we used to have bunny poop in our yard? :)

if cuteness were a thing u could eat :)

hee hee, yeah i know, duk duk.  they turned out so cute, even i would eat them.

i mean, just look at them.  the colors remind me of the delicious macarons madwilly made when she visited us. or, jelly beans! u know, not the big yucky spice ones, but the tiny jelly bird eggs - like the ones we helped dad eat up, like, weeks ago.... hee hee, yeah i do not know what mom was thinking buying them so early.   dad found the bag and poof! well, yeah, i mean we helped too, obviously... 

what's that? well, i guess we could tell her cuz she is never going to find something that is not there anymore. but i am kind of enjoying just waiting and looking at books before they are adopted, arentchoo, duk duk? besides, once mom comes back empty handed, well, lets just say i hope she asks dad about it so he is the first to crack. if they have 2 be replaced, dad's allowance is like, way bigger than ours. 

 
oooo,  okay, i know these are really awesome tiny handmade books perfect for secrets or things u want to really remember forever, but, they also kind of remind me of the petit fours we did not make in home ec. remember? cuz teacher took off points because she said poopie snake is not recognized petit four shape.  and then she took off more points because we iced all ours brown and dark yellow and not a single one of them had a girly flower on them.  hee hee, they were still delicious though, just like these i bet would be if cuteness were a thing u could eat.

hee hee hee, they are so tiny and small! i mean, they would make super little tiny presents for easter and are perfect for, well u know, drawing tiny pictures or keeping secrets or writing big tiny memories in them, dontchoo think, duk duk? 

 

hee hee, yeppies, i guess u r right.  we should really get on with our work if we are going to get them listed by this thursday 4/6 at 8:00PM EST.  but first thing's first, it's time for a snackie, dontchoo think?:)

spring cleaning

hee hee, well i'll be. i do hear better now, mom. :)

pride and prejudice

well, okay, mom, i guess we can watch it, but promise me we will fast forward thru the kissy kissy stuff. :)

mooching mochi

hee hee, o delicious smelling mochi ice cream ball,
even though i have never tasted u before,
and i do not know what u might do to my tummy,
i still really want to chomp you :)

flower power

hee hee hee, they do fit me really well, don't they? i am so lucky great auntie L found them for me and sent them.

i mean, looks, the dark lenses will definitely reduce the strain on my eyes on sunny afternoons when i am pedaling back from school, dontchoo think, duk duk?

and with just two flips of the flower flaps...

i could even fall asleep during class and teacher would never even know. :)

pooptrichor

Needless to say the weather has been a bit of a roller coaster lately, but even when there is a chill in the air, it won't stop two little friends from making do with a cracked open window and enjoying the delightful smells of spring. :)

hee hee, o yes, i do smell that, duk duk. with maybe just a hint of cheese and .. (sniff sniff) .. (sniff sniff sniff) ...... (sniff)... pork chop. definitely pork chop. boy, i wonder if the stinky bassets' mom n dad even know they snitched one.

oo yes - the wind is changing! (sniff sniff sniff) grassy...earthy...ez-pz that's bunny! i wanna say maybe 7:30 ish. probably behind the poopie snake museum annex over by the walrus reflecting pool. but not so close that it commingles with the special warning turds we left for kitty under the viburnums. (sniff..sniff) eeeeeew. yeah that stinks...

yep i agree, duk duk. spring would definitely be nicer without all the flowers stinking up the air. :)

where there's a wolf there's a way

When I am focused on makey at my workbench or side table, there aren't too many places a little wolf can stand and visibly get my attention, but nevertheless he manages to find them, and I feel his gimme snackie rays focus on me like a sunbeam through a magnifying glass . :)

hee hee, snackies...give the wolf some snackieeeeeess...

thanks mister jim :)

hee hee hee. omg, duk duk, can u believe how wonderful our friends are? i mean, how lucky are we that mister jim would send this to us before we even knew we it was something we would want? which trust me, if i knew u knew i knew we knew we wanted it, santa would have totally heard about it by now. but mister jim is even better than santa because it's like, he pretty much knows what we would enjoy without our having to be good all year or write a letter or anything like that. and we do not even have 2 wait til christmas. yessiree, that's what real friends are all about.


it's too bad today's monday and we have to go to school because i can just smell all the fun we would have today - what's that, duk duk?

hmmm, o yes, i see the truth of it. i mean, it's the least we can do, right? it's practically our civic duty. let me ask her...

mom, (cough cough) me and duk duk both seem to be coming down with something and rather than infecting everyone at school, do u think we could stay home today?? :)

chopsticks:)

Happy St Patrick's Day.  The fridge decided to act up yesterday so the we're a little shore on green today, but that doesn't stop us from sharing some adorable fun with chopsticks, featuring a certain little happy go lucky wolf :)

hold me, like u did by the lake on naboo

well, mom, i guess we can, but u have to promise not to tell duk duk.

especially since technically, this outfit is pink, and princess amidala technically never ever wore pink. not in star poops one two or three. and u know what a stickler duk duk is for detail. i would never hear the end of it.

seven bean monkey chow chili

uh...

....oooooh. pheeeeeeeeeew!

kaaaack! mom, i never thought i would say this but...

well, for reasons that will become olfactorily obvious just about any moment now, can u please open the window? :)