Monday, July 10, 2017

happy skritchy monday monkey noises

hee hee hee, okay okay, mom n dad, maybe i am part monkey after all :)

Friday, July 7, 2017

what happens behind the sofa stays behind the sofa

well, mom, maybe it is there because there is no such thing as a big good wolf?

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

today's forecast

hee hee, well, mom, today's forecast is sunny with a chance of delicious lunchy lunch.

Monday, June 26, 2017

smello world

hee hee, i know we do this every morning, mom, but every morning smells different, doesn't it? :)

Friday, June 23, 2017

chunk and dunk :)

hee hee, oh yes, this will be much better, mom. and now that my ears flappies won't get wet, i bet i can totally beat duk duk at chunk and dunk today :)

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

watermelon break :)

dear diary,
finally school is out for summer and to celebrate and take a break from finishing up our leather clippies, i had watermelon. and it was delicious.

tomorrow me and duk duk hope to drop off lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger and chocobot at summer camp and then we will be back to start project uknowwhat. more on that later  :)


Monday, June 19, 2017

chesties with besties :)

hee hee, okay okay, duk duk. just let me post this to instygram and then we can ask mom if she will take us to see wonder woman again. :)

Friday, June 16, 2017


yeppies, mom, i understand. and under normal circumstances, we both know i would not be asking. but u were there and u saw what happened. desperate times require desperate measures. okay, i am ready whenever you are.

(garrrrggh arrrug arrrh garrrg)

oh yeth, hthere harr hat leath eleventhee hmillion cooteeth in hmy fronth theeth alone...:)

(ps -happy friday, friends and do not forget to skidmark your calendars for tomorrow's saturday double doot matinee at 11:00 am EST, featuring a litter of nine of our tiny remembering books made from vintage book covers, and a bunch of leather clippies. u know, like the ones below) :)

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

nightmare on cootie street

dear diary,
the  birthday party for little miss julia was really fun except for the part where i thought it was also my lucky day because i found a nice bone to chew on, which i did til somebuddy mentioned that it was probably cassie's and she had pretty much already slobbered all over it and i was like, "bleah, does anyone have any listerine handy?"

anyhoo, i guess it is just as well because now that i am all gunked up with cooties, i get to stay home and help mom get ready for our saturday double doot matinee at 11am EST.  i hope to tell you more about it on friday and show u some pictures but basically it will be a combination of a new tiny batch of tiny remembering books and more super awesome leather clippies !

b. :)

Monday, June 12, 2017

heart 2 heart

mom, i know it is little miss julia's birthday today, and i really want to help celebrate it, and i know there is going to be delicious cake and everything, but, do i really have to go over to cassie's house?

Friday, June 9, 2017

said the bee to the wolf

the little dachshund waited patiently while his buzzy bee friend pondered this most unusual request. most ferocious beasts, the bee thought to himself, would simply ransack his home and eat all his honey. and most ferocious beasts would do so without even bothering to ask.

o-beeeeez k-beeez, said the bee to the wolf. bzzzut do so gentlyzzz ozzzerwize myzzz butt zzzzmight stingzz you.

yippee!! squeaked the wolf in a most gleeful fashion. thank you so much and do not worry, mister bee, i may be a ferocious wolf now, but i was once a little dachshund and when i was very little, my mom taught me manners. in fact, see? look how daintily i hold my paw as i take my first gentle lick of your superdelicous bee butt. :)

Friday, June 2, 2017

definitely wolfier :)

hee hee, o i feel so regal when i wear it on this side, mom. okay, lemme try it back on my normal side.

o yeah, definitely wolfier. :)

Friday, May 26, 2017

and now we break for a very special sponsored announcement :)

hee hee, yeah, duk duk, our tiny poopers turned out swell again this year - i am so glad mom let us off the hook for helping her make them so that we could focus on making the video for our back end marketing campaign. hee hee, if u know what i mean. oh hang on...

what's that, mom? oh yes we are about to do that now. we were just waiting it to load.

o is it ready, duk duk? okay lemme start...

ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our presentation of "the cootie" starring me,a wolf, and cassie, the cootie, to bring u this very special sponsored announcement, written and directed by a wolf and a falcon :). 

(okay duk duk hit the arrow 2 play...) :)