Friday, January 12, 2018

dopey questions

sheesh! no, cassie. if i told u once i told u eleventy majillion times already...

..ima wolf not an ewok. :)

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

work in progress :)

ooo, i like it! and maybe we could try the baby rosy pink flat one next. u know, with the sparklies on it over there? that would be very valentiney too. but, u know, in a subtle yet sophisticated way. kind of like how when u add frenchy onion soup mix to monkey chow chili, it kind of helps bring the olfactory equivalent of unami to the afterparty if u know what i mean..

hee hee oh yes me likey! okay i think we have our nose option number eleventy twelventeen! u are going to try and make as many weenies as we have valentiney options, right mom? :)

Monday, January 8, 2018

cold feet :)

well, mom, i was just thinking. today is only eight days into the new year. and, well, my paws are still really cold from playing outside in the snow. and, i know we talked about doing them today but here i am all nice and snuggled into dad’s lap so, well, maybe we should just wait and do my nails like, o..maybe never? :)

Friday, January 5, 2018

please don't freeze the toesies :)

hee hee, okay, dad, just a few more steps to the right and i think we will find our steamer spot. :)

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

puffy jacket weather

what?? i am not too big. i just look puffy because i am wearing the down jackie mom got me. and beaide, some dukkie should thank his luckee stars its not filled with his feathers, thank you.

now make way make way, let a wolfie in. it's freezing out-

(kaaack) here. foo-whee! omg, people, decency much? i mean, serously. it smells like, like.. fermented cheese in there . (kaaack).

hee hee, everybuddy knows to make a stink really spectacular u need the nuanced notes produced by a ferocious carnivore's biome. now lemme in quick cuz i think this instant pot's about to blow. :)

Monday, January 1, 2018

goodbye 2017 / hello 2018 :)

So, I haven't really taken the time to figure out if I've become more cognizant of the world's craziness, or if the world is indeed, crazier as we close 2017.  But I do know this, for as long as I am able, for as long as tiny chumley, my big boyfriend, and I are able, we will work to keep our little cyber world as safe and merry and loving as ever.  A place where a happy go lucky little short legged wolf can be best friends with a tattered one wing falcon, where there are happy disco parties every friday, and where poopie snakes and gummy worms are the currency of fun. I honestly have no idea what 2018 will bring for our tiny family or the real world, but I'm ever so glad you're along for the ride. Happy New Year, friends!! :)

Friday, December 29, 2017

the makey list

wait, what do u mean u cannot make inflatable poopie snakes, mom? we agreed before that me and duk duk are in charge of the makey ideas and this is our list. if it's on the list, it's on the list.

and inflatable poopie snakes are definitely on the list. :)

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

the dark wolf raises (a stink)

hee hee, like a hawk in search of prey, the dark wolf surveys his land while he waits for his handlers to finish readying themselves for a nice winter walkie...

how many people would he frighten on his walkie? , the dark wolf wondered. and not by any particular effort on his part, but just by merely being the ferocious something that they were seeing.

as he watched the girl handler approach him and open the door, his hackles bristled under the puffy cape santa had given him, in subtle acknowledgement thst his second handler was talking at him from be-

what? ugh. dad!! a dark elf?? sheesh, i toldjoo already the dark wolf is not, i repeat not any kind of elf. the dark wolf is the primary protector/collector of poops of all shapes and sizes and he fights inpoopstice against the downtrodden. not an elf. repeat, not an elf. nope. nopies. nope. just because his head gets cold and this was the only hat he could fi- nope. nopies. daaaad.

mom, can u please tell dad if he cannot kindly refrain from bothering the dark wolf during our walkies then he will be asked to remain at home for said duration of our walkie?

Monday, December 25, 2017

rawwwrry christmas my friends! :)

dear diary,
today i am busy spending time with my family but i thought i would share a peek at some of the things we got for christmas and a picture that is pretty representative of what our christmas morning was like. because, well, u know, ima wolf. anyhow i hope u have a merry rest of today :) :)

Sunday, December 24, 2017

the santa plan :)

um, well mom, no reason, really. but if u happen 2 find any presents from santa for a nellie mc smelly, can u please let me and duk duk know? :)

Friday, December 22, 2017

baxter and duk duk's infinite christmas playlist

okay, that one..o, maybe a million times. no wait, a million and one times.

hee hee, what's that, duk duk? oh yes, by apples in stereo. i will look that one up next.

oh no, not again! seriously why bother even making an app for something that may as well be easier and more reliable if u trained a monkey to do it using punch cards and an abacus.

now we have 2 start all over again.

boy, i sure hope santa appreciates how busy we been spending all this time trying to stay good. how many days is it til christmas again??

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

orNOmentally speaking

hee, hee, well, mom, technically i did hang our new ornament :)

Monday, December 18, 2017

spa day

hee hee, do not tell mom but u know, i think she was right.  these slippers are so cozy and perfect for lounging around after a long day's pedaling to and from school.  and putting mom's face cream on my paws beforehand? pure genius! already i can tell my pads will be smoother than a baby's blankie. what's that? oh yeah, we totally need amend our christmas list and ask santa for two jars of that gooey stuff. one for us and one 2 re-replace the nilly frosting we substituted in mom's jar so she would worry about what hap-

oh, why, hello mom. u look lovely and hydrated today. wait, what was that? oh.  nopies we have not been in your bathroom at all today. in fact, we have just been sitting here being good for goodness sake really. why do u ask? :)

Friday, December 15, 2017

ez pz

hee hee, really? o i can do that, mom, ezpz.


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

today i am eleven :)

hee hee hee, ooOOOooooOooo! i smell blueberries and i smell strawberries and i smell carrots and i smell chicken and i smell duc- i mean, i smell may i please open my eyes now?

oooOOOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOoo! it is even taller and deliciouser looking then i ever imagined! :)

Monday, December 11, 2017

layer cake

....and make it a mile high, so when we put the two ones on top, it will look like a really really long poopie snake! o, and i get to lick the spoon, right, mom? :) :)

Friday, December 8, 2017

little red riding wolf :)

rawwwr! rawwwr! rawwr!


hee hee, why hello, mother. um,
guess what - i found the red sweater u have been looking for. :)

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

hypopetically speaking :)

well...i kind of see your point about the work and all, mom, but...well...

if santa brought us a manatee, we could name him hugh and it would totally be worth it, dontchoo think? :)

Monday, December 4, 2017

o christmas glee

hee hee, okay mom, turn it on..


thanks, mom! this is exactly what we wanted. now we just need to put a red ballie on top and it can dry while we are at school. and then, when we get home, we will make our masterpoop video and then we can post it this evening and everything! :)

Friday, December 1, 2017

wolfy wolferstein, PgMP®

hee hee, yes please, mom, i would like to see...o snap. i guess u do still have a lot of finish work to do, mom. when me and duk duk were developing our doot schedule, i guess we were only thinking about the number of sets we wanted u to make and not the number of individual items u would have to spend time on.

and i see how pretty they are and we certainly would not want to rush u..

okeky dokey, i agree. let's move the doot date for our ornaments from monday 12/4 to saturday 12/9 at nine pm est and i will tell duk duk so we can update the first video we made and post it to instygram and facebooky.

u know, this schedule change works out really well really because it hopefully gives me and duk duk more time so we can make a second ornament video. because the first one was meant to be a teaser . u know, kind of like so when people see it, they would be like, ooooOOOOoooooooOOOooo - did u see that? i think i saw the legs move and i know i saw the tail move and i wonder what the rest of it looks like and haw haw haw didjoo see the size of the poopie plop it made??

pfweeeOoooOoop!) um, mom, u are still wearing your gas mask, arentchoo? :)