Wednesday, July 25, 2018

this is not a test

um, mom, sorry 2 bother u, but based on my calculations and the current air flow speeds in this part of the house, u have exactly three point one four one eight seconds after this conversation to put your gas mask on. for, um, no particular reason really. but, i would totally put it on if i were u. :)

Monday, July 23, 2018

wile e. wolfie


unable to speak out loud lest he scare away the prize he and his vest toyfried spied beneath them, the little dachshund gleefully thought to himself, hee hee hee, only three more days of putting out carrots, then we suspend our anvil and klonk! bunny pancakes for breakfast :)

Friday, July 20, 2018

smells like rawhide :)


ooooOOOOooooooooOOOOoooo!


this element of our top secret makey for this year’s summer fart fair is turning out even better than me and duk duk ever imag— uh-oh, mom, it smells so deli- mom,i do not think i can ..u better..the wolf ...


rawwwwwwwwwr!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

snackie love


mom, thank u for telling me how much u love me all the time by, u know, kissing me on the forehead and stuff like that but, well..do u think maybe u can try showing me in snackies, too? :)

Monday, July 16, 2018

framed


mom, you’re not giving this to cassie or anything, are you?

Friday, July 13, 2018

private question


mom, what with my fur and all getting wolfier every day...well, do u think my ears will finally start getting pointy any time soon? :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

chuck it

(garrrrrrrrrrgh) hee hee, chuck it over, mom, i can chomp it :)

Monday, July 9, 2018

oyfriendtay lubcay illway ebay eetingmay odaytay


mom, do u think u can be busy somewhere else at 2 pm today because, well, um, i cannot say really :)

Friday, July 6, 2018

wolf legs


hee hee, do not worry, mom, if u would just open the door for me, i am pretty sure me and my wolf legs
can catch up to that bunny in no time. and then, chomp!! :)


Wednesday, July 4, 2018

happy 4th of july

well, i guess maybe that would work, dad...


...but me and duk duk were thinking instead of sparklers, we would put chocobot’s uknowwhat in our trebuchet and poof! shiny sparkle everywhere!! :)

Friday, June 29, 2018

can can :)

..i can too. can. can. can. can. can. can 2. can..can can can can can. oh wait, maybe you’re..wrong! nopies i totally can. can too. can with a capital can. let’s see, what day is today again? o that’s right, it’s not friday, it’s can-toosday! hmm, is it time for lunchy lunch yet cuz i sure go for a giant can-toona sandwich right about now. can. totally can. can times infinity. can times a million infinity!


duk duk, how is it possible that we are even having this conversation right now when u know i am right?
fine. but i am going to need mom to help so let me ask her.


mom, can u please hold a match up to my butt so i can prove to duk duk that i can breathe fire?

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

wednesday’s wolf is full of chomp :)


hee hee, do not worry, mom, i can finish this corn all by myself :)

Monday, June 25, 2018

ferocious hippo :)


gee mom, that is a toughie...


i mean, it could have been anybuddy really...a ferocious walrus, or a ferocious hippo...maybe a ferocious buffalo? ...or maybe even a ferocious manatee because even though they are not normally found this far north, i hear their migration patterns have been evolving, what with the changes in water temperature and all.


but nopies, sorry, mom, i have no idea who might have accidentally chomped on your rawhide hammer. but if i see anything or anyone suspicious, i will be sure to let u know :)

Friday, June 22, 2018

drawing picture with tiny boyfriends :)


...bigger......bigger.....wider.....longer..o and more dramatic shading like pretty much everywhere really...


okay, now pointier, and glintier...


..hee hee hee. hmmm, well it sort of looks right but hmmmm...


mom, would it help if maybe i just showed you?


see? u want to draw him ferocious, like this - rawwwwr!! :)

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

a feast for wolves

as he spied the little puffs of smoke and fire poofing out of the magnificent beast before him, the ferocious little wolf could not believe his luck. the battle would be fierce, he knew. and it would take forever, as dragon skin was practically impenetrable. but little wolf was confident that the day would be his, and that all the scars and wounds would be worth it, for he would finally know the taste of pink dragon meat. :)

Monday, June 18, 2018

yesterday

(pfWEEEEoooOooooOoooOooot!)
stop?? but dad, me and duk duk have been eating monkey chow for forever now and if there is any day to be doing it, it’s today. i mean, (pftoooeeeeEeeEeeeek) they don’t call it fa- wait, what? oh. (pfeewwweet-eeet-ooop)

well, i guess (pfweeep) me and duk duk would like 2 wish u both a happy father’s day and a happy farter’s day, dad. :)

Friday, June 15, 2018

jamón and please sandwich

hee hee, omg, duk duk. he’s so cute. i mean, he’s just so plump and chompy..


...and his curly swirly tail is so dreamy!


hee hee, what’s that, duk duk? yeppies, i will ask her..


mom, i know we asked u to make him and i know it was a lot of work and all...


but maybe could u please make little miss julia another soft leather birthday piggy and we can just keep this one because jamón says he does not want to live in a house full of cassie cooties. :)

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

by the dawn’s early light :)


hee hee, i know it is early but u know what they say, duk duk, the early wolf and falcon catch the bunny :)


Monday, June 11, 2018

wolf gps :)


hee hee, okay mom, now in 800 pedals turn right, and then in 450 pedals turn left, then slight right at the fork for 250 pedals and then u will see the chikky fil a on your right. :)

Friday, June 8, 2018

strawberry shortlegs

mom, after doctor miss erin finishes laser light sabering me, do u we could go get a strawberry slushie boba with extra strawberries and bubbles? :)