little wolf chef

o, just turning on the stove so i can make me and duk duk a grilled pbsj sammie.  did u want one too, mom? i watched a utubey video and everything :) 

whizznot, want not :)

hee hee, okay, dad, u see over there by our mailbox? well, it would pretty much start there..

...and it would end over there, at the corner of our yard. so, maybe we would need what? eleventy hundrillion feet or so of wire? give or take maybe threety fliven feet for the transformer box. and, before u say anything, i know that sounds oversized, but we need a pretty heavy duty one, cuz, well, from what i have personally observed, you have your sprinklers and u have your tinklers, but u also have your ole faithfuls that would short lesser boxes out in a heart beat. hee hee or should i say in a leg lift.

 but anyhow, yeppies, if u could just approve our plans for the electric whizznot security fence, me and duk duk will order our supplies and start digging post holes today. :) 

u say yeppies, i say nopies :)

um, nopies, mom, i have not seen any sort of unusual activity and especially not the cherry tomato taking kind.  why do u ask? :)

pupae

The little orange caterpillar rested quietly in the warmth the mid morning sun, dreaming of the day very soon when he would finally shed his puffy orange casing and sprout beautiful ferocious wings that would take him all the places he wanted to go.   :)

april fools

hee hee o goody, duk duk.  it’s april 1st!

do not worry, i have a doozy. o here she comes now! 

hee hee, um, okay okay, serious face.. mom, me and duk duk have been talking about it and, well, do u think cassie can come over and play with us? 

eeeeeeek! mom, where r u going? that’s not the way it is supposed to -

hey hey,  no we were just kidd-  moooom, wait!

dontchoo know what day today is? 

hide and find bunny :)

o little bun-niessss...

come out, come out..




wherever you are! :) 

sun patrol

okay, mom, do not worry, u can keep the door open because i am ferocious and i will keep watch for u here...

...in the nice...

...warm...lovely...




...sun :)

bio logical

(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff)...

...(sniff sniff sniff)...eeew! i knew it!

mom, i told u. cassie’s cooties keep wafting over here like flies on a poopie snake. now may i please go back inside before cassie’s cooties permanently affect my ferociousness? 

call of the wild

hee hee, hey! (ding ding! ding ding dingaling ding!) i said, hey! what’s a wolf gotta do 2 get service around here??? (ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! ding ding dingalingadinggg!)

o, um, hi, mom. you’re looking, pretty and, um, frustrated today. what’s that? well, i guess we did agree that me and duk duk could have this supercool belly bell if certain conditions were met...and, i guess i did promise specifically for me that in lieu of barking my head off,  i would use the bell 2 call u when i need u...and, i promised that i would use it judiciously...

so, um, yeppies, i guess that’s that really...okay, okay, i re-promise. nopies, i guess i am set really so if u need to get back to your computer to do some work, i guess i will be here minding my own business and watching the backyard for bunnies and stuff. okay i love u too smell u later...

(DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!)

mom, what does judiciously mean? :)

cod

cash? on delivery? o. so that is what that me- um, i mean, well, nopies, mister man in brown, i am pretty sure nobuddy here ordered a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system. especially a super duper power blaster mega doopty doop trampoline with optional ragin rumble presto magic thunder dome and 12.9 infrasonic temper tympanic surround sound system that does not come filled with fishy fishies. :)

happy st pooptrick’s day

hee hee hee, wait’ll everybuddy sees me in school tomorrow :) 

side airbag

hey...what’s that say? size.. no bide.. wait...side... 

side airbag!  oooooOOOooooOoooo!

mom, do u think maybe if me and duk duk are very careful, that we could take one of these seats into our explodatorium and well, u know, fill it up with foofie after? :) 

sunday afternoon treasure hunt :)

hurry, dad, we have to get there before it rains. duk duk said it is pretty much the biggest one he has ever seen and when he smelled it, he says he almost passed out!! 

my ferocious

please, mom? we have 2 hurry bc duk duk will be home soon and u know how jelly he gets.. i promise i will not lose it or anything....really? okay, yippee!

hee hee, my ferocious! one ring to stink them all!!

carpe poopem:)

hee hee, okay open the door, mom, i’m ready to rawwwr the world :)

young poopawan

uh, nopies, hankie. do not even think about it. this wolf’s neckmeat is completely off limits.  like infinity off limits. n - o - pee - eye- eee - s. in fact this wolf’s entire ferocious front half is a designated no chomping zone so if that is all u want to do, my little poopawan, then i suggest u leave this wolf alone and go elsewhere ... 

unless...

unless all u really mean to do is say smello and welcome, and to that end, i give u this piece of simple wolf wisdom:  real friends - hey are u listening? listen up.  real friends? real friends smell butts... 

...hee hee hee. :)

peripetia

The little wolf happily munched away on his mid morning snackie, unaware that only moments later, his day would turn into an epic cootietastrophe. 

ray of light

um, i’ll be right there, mom. just when it gets to dark o’clock :)

tiny time :)

how tiny?  well, mom, i guess i would say about this tiny. but if u want to give me a snackie that is larger than that, that is okay, too. :)

u deserve a break today

hey hey... hey mom..

do u think maybe we can itchday cootiecay pantymcay antspay and otogay the iikkychay iletfay? :)