Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2019

tiny guest


well, u see, mom, u said we should always be nice to our guests and the extra lunchy lunch kibble i asked for is not for me, but my new friend here. o, and he likes bananas and cantaloupe and corn,  just like me, too. :) 




Friday, June 28, 2019

one tomato two tomatoes three tomatoes four

the little dachshund was beginning to wonder if their genius idea was a genius as they thought it was. they had, just moments ago, watched as mister cardinal happily obliged his and his best toyfriend’s request to pick some cherry tomatoes for their rumbly tummies. “one tomato. two tomatoes. three tomatoes. four! omg, duk duk, what a feast we will have!,” cried the little dachshund gleefully. “okay, mister cardinal, if u could just leave them here by the doorstep we will -“

but then they watched mister cardinal take the tomatoes, one by one, high up into the tallest tree it could find. “one tomato...two tomatoes...three tomatoes..four! o snap, duk duk, mister cardinal took all the tomatoes. how will we ever get our share now??” 

the little dachshund furrowed his eyebrows. if he did not think of something quickly, soon all the delicious cherry tomatoes would be gone.  “o i know! hop on my back, duk duk, and strap yourself in because it is gonna be a bumpy ride!”

up the stairs they trundled, as fast as four little shorty legs could take them. the little dachshund knew he should not be going up the stairs by himself, but technically, with duk duk on his back, he was not by himself. and then he made a giant leap and bounced his way to the window. 

“hee hee hee. o mister cardinal,” sang out the little dachshund gleefully, “we are here for our share of the cherry tomatoes u promised us!”









Wednesday, June 26, 2019

box lunch :)

hee hee, well, mom said we have 2 be quiet today on account of her not feeling well from her cootie shot, duk duk. but she did not say anything about packing ourselves a snackie box full of cherry tomatoes we picked from the garden and taking it to the creek for our lunch lunch while we look for gummy worms :)




Monday, June 24, 2019

heat wave



mom, do u think maybe u can get me and duk duk a new wolf and falcon and walrus sized swimmy pool this year? 





Friday, June 21, 2019

executive status review

hee hee hee, o yes- i see everything is coming along nicely!




but mom, dontchoo think our key tidy packaging could maybe use a little more ferociousness? 





Wednesday, June 19, 2019

wolfagami :)


um, nopies, mom.  i do not think we borrowed your scissors without asking. why do u ask? :)




Sunday, June 16, 2019

happy father’s day :)


hee hee hee, mom, well, after lunch and all, ontchoo think dad also deserves a visit to the freezy queen for a wolf cone ? :) 





Friday, June 14, 2019

projected personal usage rate

hee hee hee, omg yeppies these stickers are totally perfect for our new water bottles! 


thank goodness mom ordered them in weatherproof vinyl so that way they can be put on pretty much anything we want to really. 



hmmm, that is a very good question. we have two but they are both so different. i guess maybe u could the yeti on monday wednesday and friday, and i could take the hydro flask on tuesday thursday and saturday. 



then on sunday, we switch so that i would take the hydroflask on monday wednesday friday and u take the yeti on tuesday thursday and saturday!



wait...what? o.  i see your point. i guess we really need more bottles.  plus, shouldn’t mom have ordered like a zillion stickers bc seriously, by the time we will doot them along with our temporary tattoos this monday the 17th, we probably will only have like two left!  i mean, think about all the places that need a ferocious sticker like one of these - our pedal car, our laptop, our trebuchet...not to mention cassie’s furry butt.. hee hee well okay not really but u know what i mean.. okay let me tell her..



um, mom, two things. one, in order to properly share, may we please have another yeti and another hydroflask, preferably in racecar red and falcon beak yellow, respectively? 

and second, our projected personal usage rates indicate there might be a slight inventory problem for this monday’s semi serendipitous stickers n tattoos summer fun doot. so, maybe could u order like eleventy zillion more already? :)




Wednesday, June 12, 2019

top fun :)

hee hee, um, okay, mom,  i promise i will do my chores with duk duk, but can it please wait until after me and dad finish my plane rideys lesson for today? :)





Monday, June 10, 2019

summer school


what do u mean not taking my independent studies seriously, mom? cantchoo see i am practicing my spelling, just like u asked me to?? 




Friday, June 7, 2019

finders eaters

nopies, sorry, mom, i rawwrowed it. 




see?  
(garrrrrrrarrgghhrghghhhaargggh) 




Wednesday, June 5, 2019

second tweensies



mom, dontchoo think it is time for second tweensies? :)




Monday, June 3, 2019

pop! smello world, it’s time to eat me :)



o, nopies, mom, i promise they are not poopies at all...



in fact, they are even more precious than poopie snakes. so precious, that me and duk duk traded four whole bags of gummy worms for them on our last day of school.   the only thing is...



well, to encourage them to hatch, we need to use the stove because the tiny baby boba bubbles need to sit in super bubbly boiling water for two and a half minutes, medium bubbly boiling water for another two and a half minutes, and the baby boba bubbles need to be dunked in cold water for half a minute, and then transferred to a dry bath of honey and sugar until finally, they wake up and go “pop! smello world, it’s time to eat me!”.

so, um, yeppies, that is pretty much kind of maybe why u found sugar all over the floor and the steppy chair by the stove and probably maybe why duk duk smells like burnt feathers really. is there, um, anything else u would like to know? :)




Friday, May 31, 2019

dinner for three



Standing by the open door, the little dachshund pleaded with his mom while the summer heat wafted in. “but, mom, it is not too hot for me to go outside. besides, cantchoo smell it? i can find the bunny and chomp him and bring him back and then u can make us all hasenpfeffer and voila, friday nitey nite dinner for three :) “




Wednesday, May 29, 2019

boingy boing boing :)


mom, can u put springs in my ramp so we can turn it into a boingy boing boing springboard? :) 





Friday, May 24, 2019

chomp train



hoping to catch the tiny bunny he had been spying in his yard lately, the little dachshund quietly practiced his sneaking skills. 

chomp, he gleefully thought to himself as each paw deftly touched the ground. chomp chomp... chomp chomp...chomp chomp, chomp chomp... chomp chomp chomp chomp, chomp chomp chomp chomp, chomp-chooooomp! 

soon, he became a silent blur, quiet chomping around his home until his mother put down his lunchy lunch. and then he made the loudest of chomps. :)




Wednesday, May 22, 2019

all u can chomp :)

mom, do u think maybe we can go pick strawberries after school today? duk duk says it is all u can chomp :) 




Monday, May 20, 2019

series finale

so we could be like..rawwwwwwwwr! rawwwwwwwwwwr! rawwwwwwwwwwr!
rawwwwwwwr them all!



and that’d be it really. well, except for the part where we make our throne out of gummy worms and fund our kingdom by charging for dragon rides. :)  




Friday, May 17, 2019

rebel with paws :)

...hee hee, aaaand nobody to the left ..okey dokey u know what that means...





put one paw in front of the other ...




and soon you’ll be crossed to the other side! :)







Wednesday, May 15, 2019

squeaky clean

Besides the usual noises that will cause tiny chumley to drop everything, run on over, and stay a while, there is one noise that is a little less common. Yesterday was window and windowsill washing day, and with it, came the enticing, glass wiping siren sound of what to a little wolf always tells him that I’ve just brought out the biggest squeaky toy on the planet. No wait, make that the universe. 

 After about five windows’ worth of ignored pleas, tiny chumley and his optimistic enthusiasm finally simmer down to a slow boil. But even then, the glimmer of hope never really fades. :)

mom, i can help u wash the pollen off the window sills if u buy me a hovercraft. :)