Showing posts with label etsy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label etsy. Show all posts

Friday, February 23, 2018

yippee there will be #supersundaydoot

do not worry, mom. we have it all worked out. duk duk said he will help u finish up the cootie protection amulet listings today while i go out and dig :)

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

if weather >=70 then todo= “dig” else doot=“sunday”

Though the little kielbasa and I are very close to finishing up another batch of cootie protection amulet necklaces (yay they’re so pretty by the way!!), tiny chumley’s ever expanding blanket of snowy white fur is wistful reminder that his pleas to go outside and dig in the loamy soil of spring should not be ignored. And so, with temps in the 70s as it has been with random irregularity, our makey pauses...


and we dig and sniff deeply into the soil...


and we wash..


and we look deep into the neighbor’s backyard, plotting our next ferocious fenceline fracas with stinky bassets.


and we think, we can probably start telling everyone we are planning to have a necklace doot this sunday at nine pm EST, but stay tuned because it kind of depends on the weather because there are many holes that need to be dug this week :)

Monday, February 5, 2018

tiny product tester


well, mom, i know it is risky, but a wolf’s gotta do what a wolf’s gotta do. especially with our cootie protection cyber craft fair being tomrorow nite and all. everything has to be substantiated and in order. just gimme a sec to take off my collar...


whoa..i can feel it protecting me already. this one is really pretty but it might be a little big for today though. i mean, in the miniscule chance that things go wrong, i need to be nimble, know what i mean? okay, lemme try another one..


hee hee, o yes, this one will do. it’s a little smaller so i won’t trip on it. i really like how they all turned out, dontchoo mom? i mean, like, they are all so pretty with the gold and the red stuff and the shiny and the matte and the subtle iridescence. nobusdy who does not know would ever know their true cootie protective powers, on valentine’s day or any other day really. and if they work on a ferocious wolf like me, then they would pretty much work for everyone.


well, i guess we should get this test over with so we can finish adorning some of them with dingly dangly pearls and make our etsy listings. lemme just ask duk duk 2 hide my collar and..


okey dokey. i think i am ready as i can be. cassie can come inside now. :)



Wednesday, January 31, 2018

save the doot date: baxter and duk duk’s cootie protection cyber craft fair (just in time for valentine’s day) :)

dear diary,
have u ever found yourself in the awkward position of being surrounded by cooties and having no way to escape them? have u ever wished u could always have protection from cootie infested uknowwhos who will never understand how to go stand over there, without having to constantly get more and more anti-cootie vaccinations? do your anti-cootie booster shots seem less effective lately? well, do not worry, my friends, because me and duk duk have got u covered with all the super cool cootie protection items that we have made for our first ever cootie protection cyber craft fair.


that’s right, just in time for valentine’s day, we will be dooting in very limited supply a variety of items we designed and helped mom make to help protect u from cooties, capitalizing not only on the protective powers of smell and fun..


but also the mystical powers of amulets, which we made in a variety of shapes so that they will be perfect for keeping in your pocket or putting around your neck. here u see one we will be making into a necklace.


anyhoo, i suppose i should get back to helping mom finish the amulets, so, i would like to close my saying i hope u r able to save the date and join us for our cootie protection cyber craft fair doot this tuesday the 6th at nine pm eastern standard time! :)

toodley-doo!
b :)

Saturday, January 20, 2018

etsy fresh: baxter & duk duk's guts and glory dachshund xray secret story valentine's day card


hee hee, omg, duk duk, our super new xray guts and glory valentine's day cards turned out really swell, dontchoo think? do not tell mom, but this totally makes up for actually having to get that darned xray from the scary special tushie man so long ago.  i cannot wait for everybuddt 2 find these cards in our etsy shop!
 
  

what's that, duk duk?  yeppies, i agree.  i am glad we resisted the temptation to color that part brown like we really wanted to.  it is definitely more subtle this way.  and that way it can be a secret that nobuddy will know except u and me and anybuddy who knows what we know if they know where 2 look.  




 so on the outside, when u r giving out valentines, u can look all innocent and be like,  "hi howya doin? my what a pretty dress u r wearing. cooties, what cooties?  here's a valentine's day card, see ya. "


 
and on the inside u can be like, hawhaw, the jokes on u - i just gave u a valentine with an xray of my incredibly packed poopie filled colon on there, too. 

 
well okay, intestines.  but colon just sounds better when u think it, doesn't it?






























anyhoo, i sure hope our friends think this will be a unique and swell valentine's day card to send to their friends this year because i know we do! :)











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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

work in progress :)


ooo, i like it! and maybe we could try the baby rosy pink flat one next. u know, with the sparklies on it over there? that would be very valentiney too. but, u know, in a subtle yet sophisticated way. kind of like how when u add frenchy onion soup mix to monkey chow chili, it kind of helps bring the olfactory equivalent of unami to the afterparty if u know what i mean..

hee hee oh yes me likey! okay i think we have our nose option number eleventy twelventeen! u are going to try and make as many weenies as we have valentiney options, right mom? :)

Monday, December 4, 2017

o christmas glee

hee hee, okay mom, turn it on..


ooOoooOOOOoOooooooOooo!


thanks, mom! this is exactly what we wanted. now we just need to put a red ballie on top and it can dry while we are at school. and then, when we get home, we will make our masterpoop video and then we can post it this evening and everything! :)

Friday, December 1, 2017

wolfy wolferstein, PgMP®


hee hee, yes please, mom, i would like to see...o snap. i guess u do still have a lot of finish work to do, mom. when me and duk duk were developing our doot schedule, i guess we were only thinking about the number of sets we wanted u to make and not the number of individual items u would have to spend time on.


and i see how pretty they are and we certainly would not want to rush u..


okeky dokey, i agree. let's move the doot date for our ornaments from monday 12/4 to saturday 12/9 at nine pm est and i will tell duk duk so we can update the first video we made and post it to instygram and facebooky.

u know, this schedule change works out really well really because it hopefully gives me and duk duk more time so we can make a second ornament video. because the first one was meant to be a teaser . u know, kind of like so when people see it, they would be like, ooooOOOOoooooooOOOooo - did u see that? i think i saw the legs move and i know i saw the tail move and i wonder what the rest of it looks like and haw haw haw didjoo see the size of the poopie plop it made??


(
pfweeeOoooOoop!) um, mom, u are still wearing your gas mask, arentchoo? :)

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

when everything is last minute but cyber brown wednesday is still today at noon and nine pm est :)


hee hee, well mom, we kind of want them to have kind of that gumball machine prize feeling, only they would be for grown ups. so, better made, obviously, and, well maybe, not like, just some random solid primary colors, but something with a lot of depth and visual texture and contrast. and, well, it still has to be in keeping with the spirit of cyber brown wednesday, so be sure to not make it so sophisticated that nobuddy would recognize we had a paw and wing in developing it. like, we were stinking it should be offered as a special cyber brown trio, that u can stack. and maybe one of the could be glinty sparkly like our glitter poops - maybe that should be the brown one. and one can be like, visually soft yet light reflective and interesting, like u know those quartzy stones we saw at the gem show with the golden lines in it? o, i have an idea for that which i am totallu prepared to sacrifice for but lets get back to that in a second. oh, and so the last one could be like, kind of muted colorful pearly pretty, but, maybe like, make it look like my guts the way it looked when the special tushie man took an xray of me. u know, kind of gas bubbly but not mister bubbles bubbly? more like organs and stuff, but not so defined that its all gray's anatomy gross. and, well, that's about it really. o, and can u make like eleventy million of them or at least maybe six sets in each of the mold sizes we got u? that way we can split them among our double doots happening at noon and nine pm est.


oh and can u hurry up and give us set for us to photograph now so we can work on our marketing pictures? i mean, i know we are also offering a few special teeny weenie xmas tree pee blocks and we just released the second edition of our teeny tiny story book the poop pn the stoop, but i really think our cyberbrown wednesday event today will not be the same without them, dontchoo? :)

Friday, November 17, 2017

baxter & duk duk's special friday matinee feature: weenie reindeer games :)

dear diary,
next week is thanksgiving week and as might imagine we will be very busy being thankful and eating and entertaining family and stuff so please do not worry if we are not posting regularly or responding very quickly. also, i am stilll washing cooties off myself from cassie's relatively brief but incredibly stinky visit, so there is that. but anyhow, even though we might still be posting a little next week, me and duk duk thought it might be nice to leave u with an officially awesome video we just made which we are sure u will want to watch with the sound on over and over again during next week's comedy drought. plus it has a very special announcement at the end. 



oh and if u were wondering, we hope to have a few goodies for cyber brown wednesday but we may not have a lot of time to preannounce what it will be so stay tuned because there will probably be ninjadoots! okay, me and duk duk need to pick up lil pink puppy and lulu the tiger from chukky poops so i will write u later and i hope u have a very good weekend. :)

toodleydoo!
b.














Wednesday, November 15, 2017

teeny weenie csi


no, mom, i do not know how it got this way at all..


and i do see how u might think that these are ferocious chomp marks. but as u know, there are many tools here that could easily make those marks. and u know that i know u know i know u know i know better, so that pretty much rules me out, dontchoo think?


and besides, even if a wolf really did have anything to do with it, i am sure he would be very very sorry. :)

Friday, November 10, 2017

mega sunday teeny christmas weenie tree doot :)

hee hee yeppies, mom, in addition to our classic teeny weenies on glittery snow covered birch slab base in tiny double and single tree style in either pretty natural or festive green colors, me and duk duk made the more of the biggie smalls tree and we even expanded our selection of super adorable modern leather wrapped block bases and we even have a few double weenie ones too! and u can choose the topper u want and in addition to being able to add ornaments, for the biggie smalls we are thinking maybe u can choose to add a poop on the stoop and everything! well, probably - me and duk duk have a lot to do before our sunday doot at nine pm eastern standard time. and it might take us a little while to fill orders bc the trees are customizable, but do not worry we will promise we will fill each and every order so that way we can take it easy the week of thanksgiving :)

Friday, November 3, 2017

very soon there will be doot (like at 10:30AM EST this morning)

dear diary,
well needless to say, our halloween trick or treating was a super success and we ate so much candy that we are still buzzing these many days later! this was actually a very beneficial thing as it would turn out, because me and duk duk are getting so much done.  like for instance, how we are going to post a whole sixteen special dooty doot items today at 10:30 AM EST.  some of them u already sort of know about if u follow us on instygram or facebook, but here we will give u a special peek at all the items and tell u a little more about them so u can be on the lookout.

1) Puppy blankie play mats: When I was little and just adopted, my mom made me a special me-sized blankie play mat.  She spread it out in a very special quiet place where she promised nobuddy would bother me or take my toys away or anything.  There I would get special delicious snackies  and I could play for as long as I wanted to.  Needless to say it became a very special spot.  Even now as I am turning into a ferocious wolf and have like, a million beds and blankies, if I get or find something super terrific on the floor, u can pretty much count on seeing me make a jaunty beeline to my special place to be with it on my special blankie.  Anyway, while we were thinking of how to help other doxies in need this year, me and duk duk  realized there might be other little wolves out there who might appreciate a special blankie play mat, too, and so we decided to donate all the profits from the three blankies we will be posting today to Sophia's Grace Foundation for Dachshund Rescue. Please be sure to look at each listing even if u do not need a blankie because me and duk duk think we did a pretty good job with the saleswolfship, if we do say so ourselves.

 2) Funky Monkey Pilgrim Party Hats! Yeppies, thanksgiving is an often overlooked holiday and me and duk duk thought it was time to correct that with new hats for seven lucky and exceptional thinkers and stinkers.  They go on pretty much the way u put on our birthday hats with the adjustable double chin strap design, only u wear them hopefully while u r standing in front of a giant plate of turkey or at least stuffing or at least a big bowl of snackies.




Here is a peek at all of them plus the blankies and brooches which we will show u next.
3)  Mixed Media Dachshund Brooches: Here is a peek at all of them and how they will be numbered for the posts.
 


This little fella is nakey and on the back is a duk with plenty of space for u to quack your own tiny secret message.


This girly cameo still knows how to party, cuz, u know, #smelledit. :)

This little nakey fella loves to fetch ballies, and pretty much everything else he finds on the floor. :)

This sweet little red is a bringer of joy, which shall be to all people. 
 

This dapper cameo also has space on back for a secret tiny message, because maybe u want to remember something or someone or just want to make someone smile.



and last but not least, a nakey doxie puppy, running as fast as he can, so he can pee on the tallest tree.


I hope all our makey goodies will find new forever homes, dontchoo? and as a special thank you for reading all the way down to here, we just thought we would mention that we hope to start dooting teeny weenie trees late next week and we are working feverishly hard on ornaments so they will be coming too sometime. 

toodleydoo!
b :)