Saturday, May 19, 2012

u cannot eat it or anything










ummm, r u sure this is what u were so exited about, mom?  u cannot eat it or anything.

- baxter, 5.4 years old, unimpressed and rather disappointed with my super cool thrift store score from yesterday.



Alright alright, tiny chumley and I do need to take pictures of the duds we finished yesterday (hee hee, yep I'm talkin to u, Otto and Linus!)  but well, I needed new summer walking shoes and heck I'll be passing the thrift store anyway and The Avengers doesn't start til 1:00 anyway so...wooty! I stumbled across the holy grail of vintage Pyrex Love.  Well, technically half since I only found 2 of the 4 bowls, but who's counting?  And I won't even tell you about the dresser that didn't have a price tag on it that so should have been mine.  Not that anyone here needed one.  Which is how it always seems to go when it comes to vintage scores. 

Tomorrow, baby dog, I promise,  a return to regular programming! :)


  






Friday, May 18, 2012

schnoz deep

Hee hee, strawberries. Even when they are purchased from the store and secretly stowed in the lowest pot on the deck, they are still nature's wooty gift to little nosy dachshunds. :)



Thursday, May 17, 2012

daily agenda

...and after we look for strawberries and tomatoes in my pots on the deck, we can walkie to the creek and while we are there we could have a picnic and look for bunnies and then we can come back home and open the windows to bark at the people walking by and then dad can join us for our evening walkie and of course we will have dinner and then i will sleep with u on the sofa and if i am lucky i might get another snackie and then we will brush my teeth and then we all will go to bed!

- baxter, 5.4 years old,  bright eyed and perky eared, and even not when asked, always ready with an idea on how we should spend our day. :)



Wednesday, May 16, 2012

feelin dozy

Even though the little kiebasa wanted to stay wide awake to bark at the late afternoon passers by, tiny chumley and his little noggin nodded in and out of dreamland yesterday, the result of having missed out on a full night's sleep thanks to overnight thunderstorms.

ooo me so sleepy! mom, i will do my best to listen but if i fall asleep, u will wake me up when you see something i should bark at, wontchoo? :)





Tuesday, May 15, 2012

no thank u







no thank u doctor tushie man.  there is no need to put me on the table, really.  i am very comfortable right here and my neck feels just fine.  :) :)

- baxter, 5.4 years old, hoping to pass off a partial white fib in hopes of avoiding the veterinary inevitable.


Yep, it's true. Baxter's momentary moments of pain made a small comeback appearance - once on this past Weds which prompted his vet visit, and once we think on Sunday though neither big boyfriend or I saw what he was exactly doing to know for sure if what we heard was indeed a  quick pain yip.  And of course ever since then and between episodes the little chum's been acting quite normally.  We're monitoring the pain's frequency and duration to determine when best to pursue further diagnostic, but for now and under doc's orders, other than losing weight and playing nicely with his toyfriends, tiny chumley can continue living a low impact, pokey free lifestyle.  :)

Monday, May 14, 2012

tastes like peanut butter

















o yummy yummy!
are you sure that my diet
starts today, boo hoo?

- baxter, 5.4 years old, on enjoying one last gelato hurrah before having to lose to 2.5 pounds to get back to the vet's recommended weight of 17.5 pounds. 




Sunday, May 13, 2012

happy mother's day :)

 
okey dokey, i think mom's breakfast is ready!  time 2 wake her up and get her out of bed by telling her we barfed monkey chow all over the family room rug! 


- baxter & his toyfriends, various ages, on having picked flowers and saved their snackies from the past week so they could put together a breakfast tray for their mom on mother's day, and on hatching a plan on how to bring her to it since nobuddy could figure out how to bring it to her in bed without spilling it.




Saturday, May 12, 2012

tin men










dear diary,
guess what!!  yesterday i met opie and andy taylor, u know, from the andy griffith show,  but boy are they nothing like i thought they would be - in fact i think they might be robots, which would be really cool, but i think they have been standing outside for so long that they rusted stiff, just like the tin man. so next time we go to the park i think i will try to remember a can of oil and see if that helps, bcuz i really want opie to take me to his fishing hole and i can help him dig for worms.

anyhoo my walkie was very nice and i hope u had a nice walkie too!

toodley-doo!!
b. :)

Friday, May 11, 2012

video playbox: sunshine day

Hee hee, some puppy was very happy he got to decide what we could do on yesterday's very sunny afternoon.  Wanna join us? :)



Hope you have a sunshiney weekend!! :)

Thursday, May 10, 2012

come out come out wherever u are






















o mister turrrrr-tle! i hope u will visit me this year!!!

- baxter, 5.4 years old, on happily hunting through the houttuynia yesterday in search for his barking friend mister turtle.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

rapoopzel rapoopzel, let out your mighty bark




















Especially now that tiny chumley doesn't have the elevated assistance of a kitty perch, I often catch passers by looking quizzically at our house when they first hear the little kielbasa barking at them from high up in his tower.  Squinting as they peer around, wondering who the mister noisy is, and often times giving up as they continue walking out of range.   And giving the little kielbasa full satisfaction of a job well done.

mom! didjoo see how i scared them off?  do u think it was my pearly white fangs or my super big hackles or my barking that did it??

Hmmmmmm.  Well, baby dog, maybe it was all three.  :)
 

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

mister bubbles

 










why, no, mom, i am not aware of anybuddy here who needs their nails done.  perhaps u meant the stinky bassets next door?

- baxter, 5.4 years old, with paws folded, and smelling fresh and clean from his after stinko de mayo bath. :)



Monday, May 7, 2012

eat stink dog duk




Hey everybuddy, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to you today about the weenie roast & adoption festival this past Saturday, which I didn't know was even happening til after me n duk duk set up our Stinko de Mayo Stinkebration.  So my first ever visit to the weenie roast was brief but very fun all the same because as you might imagine there was still plenty of stink to enjoy.  And I found a giant tray of what I think was weenie soup that totally wished I could have enjoyed too but mom said I had to choose between it or Stinko de Mayo so I told my tummy sorry and moved on bcuz I heard my friend Miss Mandy from The Green Olive Pet Company might be there and I wanted to say hi before we ran out of time.








Anyhoo, this is me, excited and happy to be standing line for what I thought was the Poopley's Believe It or Not Giant Poopie Snakes of the World exhibit.  Bcuz u know, shouldn't every weenie festival have that?















But, just like the fella behind me, I was very disappointed to find out it was only a line for buying tee shirts.  The tees were cool and my dad bought one but still, u know.  Giant Poopie Snakes of the World Exhibit...







Lucky for me I did not have to stay disappointed for very long because even though I never did run into Miss Mandy,  I ran into the giant box of kibble samples that Miss Mandy left for everybuddy and I got to take one.  I have not tried it yet but before u fall over in disbelief let me tell u where mom and dad took me next. 











YESSSsss, strawberries! And the best part? We really did not have to pick them bcuz the strawberry farm already had picked ones u could buy so while I stayed in the car with my dad, mom got us a gimungous flat and next thing u know we were all headed back home and yeah you know I had to rest up on the ride back because not only were we going to raise a lot of stink once I got home, but there was going to be lucha and everything. 




This is Baxter your roving rover reporter hoping you had just as wonderful a weekend! :)

Sunday, May 6, 2012

the stinkover

What's a puppy to do after a long day of stinkebrating for Stinko de Mayo?  Why, go down to the local gelato bar for a tiny cup of  k-9 krunchy peanut butter dairy free gelato of course.  Cure for the common stinkover. :)


Saturday, May 5, 2012

stinkebration stagnation









dear diary,
well diary, here it is the wonderful morning of stinko de mayo and can u believe me and duk duk have not been able to start stinkebrating yet?? all bcuz mom said our guess whose foofie event from last year was so noxious that we now have to do anything stinky outside.  which is a bummer bcuz it is already hot out and only going 2 get hotter.  And even though i put the first tee  i could find so i would not get sunburned, mom says we have to wait til it gets cooler out and well, quite frankly, i am not sure how much longer me or duk duk can keep some forms of the stink we planned waiting if u know what i mean.  

anyhoo diary, i hope u are having a wonderful Stinko de Mayo Saturday and i look forward to hearing all about how u celebrated your day!

toodley-doo!
b. :)

Friday, May 4, 2012

20/20


Most years, after the squirrels and birds have taken their cut of the bounty,  tiny chumley is lucky if he harvests one, maybe two little malformed red strawberries, but I am always charmed by how he pleased he is with his little irregular finds, gobbling his treasure so quickly that I often wonder if he tastes them at all.

This year, I was almost certain he'd be able to harvest something respectable, a juicy red berry shaped berry that was, well, berry sized.  We'd been checking on his future prize all week, ooohing and ahhhing every morning at how big his nicely formed strawberry was getting before hiding the growing greenish white berry beside a white flat rock. Tiny chumley's hidden treasure.  The secret in our secret garden. 

But much to both our dismays, secrets always have a way of being found out. Yesterday morning we checked by the white rock and found a berryless nub.  And I found myself in front of a very disappointed little boy.

We foraged around in the pot.  There were other little miscroscopic berries forming, but none were as close to being ready for a little dachshund's tummy as the one we had been nurturing. Little rain clouds were forming over mister happy's tiny noggin.   Hmmm, I thought.  I guess it's time to make our own rainbow.

Baxter was still foraging around in the pot by the time I came back from inside the house, one hand slightly behind my back.  "Ooo, squirrel!" I declared with fingers crossed, and leaned over to work some magic while the little kielbasa scanned his backyard.

With no real squirrel threat to address, Baxter's attentions quickly refocused on the strawberry crime scene.

"Oops, false alarm.  Sorry baby dog.  But hey - what's that - right there, under the leaf? Is that what I think it is? "

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!

"Oh no jumping! Here let me get it for you..."

o yummy!! mom, how did we miss this one?  boy do we need new glasses!

Hee hee, yep baby dog, I guess we do. :)


Thursday, May 3, 2012

dog on a hot wood deck

Even though summer doesn't officially start until June 20th this year, here at our house, with a little boy happily baking out back on the deck and the faint smell of roasted wiener dog gently perfuming the air, summer started yesterday.  :)


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

u r invited : stinko de mayo


 Hey everybuddy, it's me, Baxter, your roving rover reporter, only today I am not reporting to you, I'm inviting you, to me n duk duk's first ever worldwide Stinko de Mayo celebration on this Saturday, May 5th.  Now, you may not know about the ancient Mayo aliens that visited our planet long ago, but we do, because we just turned in a report on them for our history class  (thank goodness for dukkipedia!).  Anyhoo, the aliens chose to land in what we now call Mexico 5 gajillion years ago on May 5th and needless to say because their journey was so long that when the door to their spacecraft opened, well, let's just say the only thing that people remember about them other than introducing poopie snakes into the planet's ecosystem is how stinky they were.  And just as quickly as the Mayo aliens came, they left! And although the people of earth were very sad to see the Mayo aliens go, they were equally happy that their stink was gone and that the they left such wonderful poopie snakes.  So to honor this occasion they carved out a great canyon in the arid region of what was then upper Mexico,  and vowed to celebrate this occasion annually on the day of their arrival, May 5th.  Only for some reason as millions of years passed, people forgot about this wonderful holiday and not very much is known about how it is celebrated.  So yeah u know after reading all that we had to do something about it.  Only we thought, why limit the celebration to Mexico when the whole world can celebrate? So this Saturday, May 5th, me and duk duk hope you will join us in celebrating this very special day in however fashion you see fit.  And, we even created a Stinko de Mayo facebook event so u can put it on your  calendar and everything!  Just remember though, as the surgeon general reminds us,  please stink responsibly.

This is Baxter your roving rover reporter wishing you a very happy Wednesday !! :)





 

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

where there's a will, there's a dachshund

There aren't many things I'd say the little kielbasa misses about being in the pokey, except for maybe the one thing that now motivates him every morning to be my noisy little under the desk foot warmer.

moooooom, he'll gently whine like a slow leaking air mattress,  sometimes even putting a paw on my foot for extra emphasis, whhhhy isn't it tiiiiiiime for lunchhhh yeeeeet?

"Hush baby dog," I'll tell him as I rub his furry little head and comfort him, "lunch will be here soon enough and leaking air isn't going to make it come any faster."

Quiet, for all of 30 seconds before the leaking begins again. mooooom, whyyyyy caaaan't lunchhh be nooooooow?

"Ba-by doogg," I'll say with what I think to be the singsongy voice of authority.  "Enough alreadeeeee"

moooo-oo-ooom!, he'll leak back, putting his head on my foot so he'll be sure to know if I decide to move elsewhere.

 "Baby doggg" moo-oo-oom! "Baby dooggg!" moo-o-ooom!"Bay-bee doooggg!" mooooo-ooo-om!...

I'm not sure I can tell you how long this back and forth lasts without thoroughly embarrassing myself, but so far, I've been able to outlast the little kielbasa's willful leaking til sure enough, eventually there is silence. But oddly, lunch seems to be getting earlier and earlier these days.... :)

Monday, April 30, 2012

trading places

 




 
mom, now that u know i am a very good boy and do not hog the bed or fall off or anything when it is just u and me, well, i am very glad dad is coming home 2day and i missed him very much butchoo think if i ask he might trade places with me and he can sleep in my bed and i can sleep here with u from now on? u know, just the two of us, bcuz, well, my new bed u got me is orthopedic so i am sure it would really be comfortable 4 dad and , well, dad really takes up a lot of space when we are all together,know what i mean? 

- baxter, 5.3 years old, happy that his dad is coming home from having spent the weekend with family out of town, but hoping he can continue enjoying the largesse of having an entire half of a queen sized bed to himself.

(hee hee,welcome home big boyfriend! :) )