undercover wolf :)

hee hee, uh, dad, u know as soon as u uncover my eyes, i’m still gonna bark at the bunnies, right? i mean, a wolf’s gotta do what a wolf’s gotta do really:) 

bounce :)

hurry with the trampoline, duk duk! mom will be back any minute now and i smell at least five gummy worms and three chicken chippies over me and who knows what might be inside the snackie jar up there because she always forgets about it! 

just another wolfy monday :)

mom, while u r cleaning and filling the hummyhummyzoomzoom birdie feeders, i can dig some holes for u if u want me to. :)

i scream u scream :)

hee hee, hurry, mom, cantchoo hear it? just two more blocks til we catch up with the ice cream man and then we can get a rocket pop for me and a freezy gummy for duk duk! 

glitterati

but mom, we cannot share any pictures because me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy agreed that this year, what happens on unicorn appreciation day, u know, stays on unicorn appreciation day. especially because of all the uknowwhatting with uknowwho at the uknowwhere. but if u would like us 2 post pictures of our sparkly poopie snakes, well, we have like eleventy zillion of those. do u want me to get my iphoney so we can start uploading?

lesson for a little wolf :)

the little dachshund was beginning to wonder if he should have listened to his mother when she asked him to come inside...

when it is finally cool enough for a wolf to go rideys for takeout at chipotle

o and mom, please do not forget 2 ask for xtra corn chippies and xtra corn salsa and xtra pico. o and xtra guacamole and xtra lettuce for duk duk. :) 

we just like 2 party like 2 party party yeah :)

okay, mom, i will be there in just a second!! 

hee hee hee, okay, lessee, one super duper mega gigantic air conditioned funzy puncture proof bouncy house in serpent green - check! delivery in one hour - check! mom’s credit card number - check! hee hee okey dokey -

send! 

now lessee, where can we get eleventy hundred pounds of rainbow sprinkles?  hmmm, hmmmm ... 

uh oh! what? o nothing mom. what’s under my chest? o, well, i was just coming to tell u i found your iphoney! u know, like right here on the floor. what a crazy coinkydink right? i mean, what are the chances? especially with my iphoney having been taken away for reasons totally within me and duk duk’s control, and me finding yours right here. it’s a summer miracle real-

-ly. eeeeek! no, mom, don’t take - no, i’m not done yet! 

um, mom, before u ground me, may i please re-borrow your phone to leave instructions on where they should set up the bouncy house? everything needs to be set up by two so me and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy can start stinking it up in time for chocobot’s unicorn appreciation day party  :) 

while u were reading :)

hee hee hee! okay okay, lemme try... 

moooom! may be and duk duk be excused from today’s summer reading? my eyeballs are feeling a little funny. :)

it came from outer space

“o m g!” cried the little dachshund when he spied the giant carrot. “hey, does anybuddy else see this thing?” he shouted, wondering if if it was a booby trap, or at the very least, a mirage. the little dachshund carefully lifted his  ferocious white paw and poked it. “hee hee, carrot. definitely carrot.”

“well, if nobuddy is claiming it, i guess it’s finders poopers! hold my calls please because this wolf is gonna be busy all afternoon!”

first impressions :)

hee hee, ooooooo wowie! okay, this is totally worth getting my paws wet. and it kind of really only feels like stepping on a poopie snake, only not so smelly.  but the resulting impressions are really quite ferocious! 

mom, after we get duk duk to do his feet, do u think maybe we can also do our butts? :)

probably maybe bunnies

 okay, okay, mom. i will be there in a minute. i just need to finish smelling something :) 

window service

hee hee, um, yeppies miss walk up window lady, me and my dad would like one garden fresh cherry tomato each, please.  o and please make it snappy. my mom does not like it when we let mosquitoes in the house. 

o wait, hey miss lady! miss lady! make that one for my dad and a gazillion for me. miss lady? miss lady?? hello? one for my dad and and a ga-zill-ion for me.



hee hee hee, um, dad, u want me to taste test that 4 u and maybe u can have the next one? :) 

today is pet your pet’s butt day :)

hee hee, mom and dad, i think we r gonna need more hands :)

a wolf walks along minding his own business sniffing around for crumbs when all of a sudden..

eeeeeeeeeeek!! what the heck?? (sniff snifff) (sniff sniff)

o. m. g. - a ferocious chompy landshark!!  bwoop bwoop!!  mooooooom! moooooooooooooom! hurry!! 

hee hee, um, mom, can we please please keep him? :) 

tiny guest

well, u see, mom, u said we should always be nice to our guests and the extra lunchy lunch kibble i asked for is not for me, but my new friend here. o, and he likes bananas and cantaloupe and corn,  just like me, too. :) 

one tomato two tomatoes three tomatoes four

the little dachshund was beginning to wonder if their genius idea was a genius as they thought it was. they had, just moments ago, watched as mister cardinal happily obliged his and his best toyfriend’s request to pick some cherry tomatoes for their rumbly tummies. “one tomato. two tomatoes. three tomatoes. four! omg, duk duk, what a feast we will have!,” cried the little dachshund gleefully. “okay, mister cardinal, if u could just leave them here by the doorstep we will -“

but then they watched mister cardinal take the tomatoes, one by one, high up into the tallest tree it could find. “one tomato...two tomatoes...three tomatoes..four! o snap, duk duk, mister cardinal took all the tomatoes. how will we ever get our share now??” 

the little dachshund furrowed his eyebrows. if he did not think of something quickly, soon all the delicious cherry tomatoes would be gone.  “o i know! hop on my back, duk duk, and strap yourself in because it is gonna be a bumpy ride!”

up the stairs they trundled, as fast as four little shorty legs could take them. the little dachshund knew he should not be going up the stairs by himself, but technically, with duk duk on his back, he was not by himself. and then he made a giant leap and bounced his way to the window. 

“hee hee hee. o mister cardinal,” sang out the little dachshund gleefully, “we are here for our share of the cherry tomatoes u promised us!”

box lunch :)

hee hee, well, mom said we have 2 be quiet today on account of her not feeling well from her cootie shot, duk duk. but she did not say anything about packing ourselves a snackie box full of cherry tomatoes we picked from the garden and taking it to the creek for our lunch lunch while we look for gummy worms :)

heat wave

mom, do u think maybe u can get me and duk duk a new wolf and falcon and walrus sized swimmy pool this year? 

executive status review

hee hee hee, o yes- i see everything is coming along nicely!

but mom, dontchoo think our key tidy packaging could maybe use a little more ferociousness?