lunchy lunch time :)

the little dachshund lion waited patiently in his bed, confident that no one would forget to feed him, lest they suffer the wrath of his might and ferocious rawwwr. :) 

one hundred percent

see, mom? i am not a meatloaf. i am one hundred percent wolf shaped :) 

game time :)

hee hee, go ahead, mom, guess which paw. if u win, u get a foofie. and if u lose, u get a foofie. it’s a total win win really. all u have 2 do is play. hee hee, or not. and u still get a foofie. :) 

 

that’s it really :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking that…well, okay i was only stinking really. but maybe while i have your attention, may i please have a snackie? :) 

aerodynamic :)

hee hee, just put your ears out like this, mom and dad, and u can totally walkies faster! 

upcycled

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, it’s a thing of beauty. a perfect facsimile if i do say so

myself! nobuddy will ever notice the subtle change. it will just be, well, improved.  like everything we do around here. always for the better. in a smelly way at least. 

hee hee hee, okay, lemme just get the tape and the uknowwhat and we can call this project tadonezo! whoops  - why smello, mom!

what’s that? why, nopies, mom, we are doing nothing untoward or suspechoso. we are just sitting here practicing our old timey fancy writing. u know, in case u need our help with anything like that,. because seriously, this font style is due for a comeback any day now, dontchoo stink? by the way, me and duk duk saw u scored some lovely things from the thrifty store the other day. if u r going back today, can u see if they have anything decoratively suitable for a ferocious wolf and falcon den?  o u r going? hooray i guess we will see u later then. okay bye bye we love u too. 

whoa that was close.  i mean, what mom got was cool, but it can be so much better! okay i’ll get the tape and u get the unknowwhat and meet u back in a whiffy. 

one tapey , two tapey , everything’s tadonezo!

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, this is so much better. now let’s hang it back in the foyer so everybuddy can see  :)

volcanic activity :)

hee hee, mom, i know u were planning to nap here on the floor with me but watch out because any second now, mount pooptootieus is gonna blow :)

a few more makeys before we makey makey

well, u know what they say, mom. chop chop. all u have been doing so far is making boring human stuff this year and cyberbrown wednesday will be here before u know it. me and duk duk have a poop ton of genius ideas.  :) 

adventures in aviation :)

faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventures in wolf aviation. 

just a few more flaps, mom, and you will see! no tushie man for u , and definitely none for me. :)

frenchy fry reasoning :)

okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad, 

if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :) 

a trip to the candy store :)

hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :) 

little mister tuffet :)

um, well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that even tho she addresses the package 2 u, that maybe the cashmere fairy godmother meant for me to use them first. u know, because they are so soft and fluffy and perfect for snuggling on even in summer? :) 

finally

the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. finally, he thought to himself. next time she comes knocking, he now realized, mom really needs to lock the doors and pull down all the window shades. :) 

what happens in cootietown should really stay in cootietown

dear diary, 

sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentally catches a serious case of the cooties. on the plus side, a wolf gets to stay home even though school started this week. but on the minus side, while a wolf stays at home, his best toyfriend duk duk plans to plaster this picture all over school. and as a result, a wolf plans to pound his best toyfriend. sometimes things just have a way of working out, don’t they? :)

toodleypoo!

b. :)

socially distant :)

fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful.  stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take my nap. a wolf needs his ferocious sleep, u know. 

but make sure to stay over there. i’ve already had like eleventy cootie shots and i still feel a little woozy because some slobbery mcpanty pants still thinks every water bowl she finds is communal. yessiree, a good nap is just what this wolf needs. remember, you stay over there cassie and it will be all be - 

aw great. 

the unbearable shortness of being :)

okay, mom, have a nice bath. i guess while u e in there, i’ll try my best to avoid miss smelly panty mc pant-

aw great. here she comes..

hey… hey…what r u doing, cassie? i cannot even see.

mom is taking a bath, cassie. stop panting all over her. 

i said, stop panting up the place already! it’s bad enough the place smells like purple flower stink with all the foam bubbles, but cooties and purple flower stink? phooowee! 

didjoo hear me? gassie, u r totally wasting your time. she will never gives snackies from there 

like, seriously, do not even bother.  mom will never give u ..

hey! why r u getting closer??? i toldjoo- 

mooom? mom. u are not giving her a snackie, r u??

 

schadenfoofie :)

aw great. 

mom, is it too late for me to sign up for summer school? 

curiouser and curiouser

hmmmmmm….

hmmmmmmmmmm….

mom, why didjoo put this water bowl here taller than me? u know i accidentally left  my platform sandals at chocobot’s air pee n b. 

valar morpoopus

hee hee hee, i know, duk duk, pure genius! and to think we did not need mom’s help at all. now we can finally serve our guests gummy worms in la pee dah style! i cannot wait until - hey, duk duk, where did u- 

o, smello, mom. um, is there anything i can help u with? like, maybe polishing the silver or, um, something? :) 

contract renegotiations :)

well, mom, seeing as how i am a grown wolf now, how about i get a tiny tomato for every nail we sand?