win win :)

um, well, mom, what with it being eleventy hundred degrees out, i was stinking i mean thinking that pooping under the bed would show initiative, really. i mean, this way, not only do we not have to go outside, but our poopie snake museum would be air conditioned, and all our precious poopies would be safe from turning into mushies. it is a win win really :) 

tiny giant :)

the little dachshund towered over the tiny village. “hee hee.  pee, poo, peeeew, yum!” cried the ferocious little giant. “soon you will smell foofie, fresh from my bum!”  

butturd popcorn :)

well, it is not my fault really. i mean, we texted u and u said yeppies and technically we did spell it right when we typed it but i guess it got autocorrected before duk duk hit send and well, that’s that really.  other than it was delicious. :) 

hopefulthee hnever :)

(guhbleergh)

(gah blahhhhhk)

(ka hurrl!) 




(hwarrrrr- ) hwha? o, juth praktithing my hurl noithes hfor the neckth thime u thell me hathie hith humming kover. hwitch hith hopefulthee hnever. :) 

towering cootieferno :)

uh, exsqueeze me.  all panty mc panty pants stand way over there, remember?? sheesh! 

baxter and duk duk’s last stand :)

well, basically until she goes home i guess. i mean, u saw what happened upstairs. a wolf leaves his third favorite bed for a minute and her fluffy butt yoinks it. instant cootieoactive waste site. me and duk duk probably will not be able to use that bed for another eleventy zillion years.  so, yeppies, if u could move my meal and water station over here, and if u would also put some poopie pads nearby,  i stink i mean think we will be good to go. :) 

it happened

see? what!?! mom, how can u not see it??

well, how bout now?  what?? i mean seriously.  okay, wait, maybe i just need to turn away from the light so u can see the reflection better. hang on a sec..

okay, now???  see? i toldjoo. it was like i was standing under niagara falls. only worse bc, u know, cooties. 

this is why me and duk duk have rules, mom.  to prevent these kinds of drooly disasters. now may i please tell, i mean ask her to please stand over there where she belongs? 

just another panty monday

hee hee, yessiree there’s nothing like being in bed with on a monday morning during summer vacation, right, mom? nothing 2 do, nowhere 2 go, nobuddy to bother u..(sniff sniff) hey, why does it suddenly smell like day old fish poopie sundae with fermented cheesy rinds and crunchy toastchee topping? that’s not even on me and duk duk’s menu until fri-

aw great…

(to be continued)

daytime in the garden of small and delicious (a tiny single jingle by baxter and duk duk)

hee hee, tiny tomato farm! 

tiny tomato farm! 

they may be nutritious, 

but they’re really delicious,

it’s our tiny tomato farm!

(guarded by ferocious wolf and falcon) :)

speak now or forever hold your pee :)

mom?

mom?



mom! 



mom, i know u said not 2 interrupt u so u could finish sewing these two rugs together so i do not go all slippy slidey in the foyer but  ..



dontchoo think it might be better if, well, instead of all these pretty rugs.. well why not just cover the foyer with grass? so that, u know, a ferocious wolf could pee on it, too?  :)  

happy independence day :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking that i would just watch tv with duk duk and lie in bed like this all day. because well, by definition, besides all the historical aspects and fireworks and stuff, independence day is really the day where nobuddy should depend on u for anything. total independence.  no chores, just snores. :) 

wide load :)

mooooom? do u think we can finally make my ramp wide enough for my pedal car? 

the corn has eyes :)

mom, anytime u r ready for help with that, i am just a nibble away. :) 

 

ergo :)

well, what if i only put one ferocious paw forward, like this? because i stink, i mean think that i would still be listening because even though i am technically moving, i have not really moved from my spot. ergo, i am still staying, just like u asked me to. only this way a wolf would be readier to, u know, not stay. for when u say okay :) 

heat day :)

mom, i have pretty much tried everything now and i still think this ferocious wolf would feel cooler if he had some watermelon… or a frosty cone… or both, really. :) 

last night in the garden of snackies and smellies :)

hee hee, um, mom, i know u just finished doing my ferocious nails, but u might want to keep your mask on a little while longer. and maybe get ready to catch dad in case he passes out because if u know what i know we know, well, let’s just say it’s gonna be a doozy  :) 

instead :)

well, how about maybe i dig u eleventybazillion holes instead? that way, my nails would be shorter and u can plant tons of stuff. and maybe make some of them into bunny booby traps. :) 

sleepy time :)

be vewy quiet :)

tgi ferocious disco friday lineup :)

hee hee, mom, try not 2 b 2 afraid :) 

see a ess ess :)

hee hee o an open window!! time 2 smell the world and see what has been happening this morning!!)

(sniff sniff… sniff sniff… kersnoot!) 

ew, mom, may we please close the windows? i smell disaster. u know, the kind spell see a ess ess eye eee nopies!