Kalyxcornucopia

tiny chumley keeps walking and feeling better every day,  but as the tushie man noted, there are a few anomalies from his exam that make ba...

It’s been a rough few days for tiny chumley in the real world. Suddenly on Friday afternoon his world became spinny, his shorty legs unstea...

tiny chumley had a dental cleaning and a few bumps removed yesterday, nothing worthy of labs but things that the tushie man felt could requ...

faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventure...

whoopsie, sorry, how did i get up here? please do not let me interrupt anything here. my apologies really. i musta taken that wrong turn at ...

well, i guess i understand because it is very difficult to not even think about licking it, what with it being right there and all. but.. i...

dear diary, i know it has been forever since i have written u but now that i am home from school for  the next few days while i am healing f...

just remember, mom,  after all this u promised me the biggest strawberry ever. and if i have 2 wear a cone, then i get the second and third...

well, i guess even duk duk noticed that one of my ferocious wolf bumps has gotten kind of big rather rapidly recently ... so...if u and the...

mom.. i understand and accept why we are here.. but ... why did u take me to the kind of place where they think being surrounded by pictures...

take my blood? r u serious, doctor mister tushie man?? i mean, i feel fine really. okay, okay, look, i admit i lick my tushie because i jus...

dear diary, after finally collecting several years worth of data, i am fairly certain that the tushie man does not know how to read. and tha...

Nobody really goes about their day thinking about the space above their head.  I mean, yeah, it's there.  And if a noisy bird flies by o...

hee hee, sorry for wiggling so much doctor miss erin - the new zippy zappy zip zapper tickles!

mom, after doctor miss erin finishes laser light sabering me, do u we could go get a strawberry slushie boba with extra strawberries and bu...

smello, it’s me, baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to u from home today because i am lucky enough to get home visits for my lase...

o chikky likky stick, thanks for keeping me busy while i get lasered :)

...well, okay mom... i do not really want to say anything more about it after i say it out loud, but yeppies, it was the mousey trap in the ...

.. .and that's my robot chip! i have had it forever now, but it is nice to see it finally in person. the robot chip is pret...

and so i was like, "heck no, mom, it's a trap. i'll stay right here with u and dad, thank u very much." what'...