Friday, July 3, 2020

yesterday’s beans

the little dachshund started his morning like he did every morning lately, ready to check another item off his list of impossibly possible things that a wolf and falcon shouldn’t be able to do, but totally can. 

 hee hee, see, mom? i toldjoo eating all those beans yesterday night would be worth it today. now watch how high i can go! :)

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

almost back in the saddle again:)

well, maybe if we help u reorganize the makey room, then finally u could start working on more things to doot like our new mecharama ideas?  bc me and duk duk have a zillion of them. :)

Monday, June 29, 2020

tea for three :)

um, sorry, missladymom, there are no ferocious wolves or falcons here, and definitely not ones that would have probably accidentally spilled koolioade all over the kitchen floor without cleaning it up. nopies, not at all. but while u r here, wouldjoo like 2 stay for tea and teeny tiny sandwiches and smelly jelly - i mean normal jelly rainbow jelly  jellyfours? :) 

Friday, June 26, 2020

bed head

hee hee, ooo, long enough for a long ferocious wolf body..plushy soft inside for dreamy dreaming... raised cushy edge for easy neck resting... 

yeppies, mom, i think the new bed u got me for the sewing room is perfect. but, do u think maybe u can go back 2 the store and find a smaller one in mallard green for duk duk bc now that we are so ferocious and all, it is difficult for us to share the same bed without, u know, chomp chomp gory chomp chomp ouchie chomp chomp chomp. :)

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

i can totally help :)

mom, if u r having any trouble with it, you should know that i can totally help u eat that corn on the cob :)

Sunday, June 21, 2020

happy farters’ day

hee hee, and dad, when we get back from our walkie, well, being as how we will be celebrating outdoors everything, well, let’s just say u really need to open your present because, not to spoil it or anything, but we got u a mega brick of cheese and now u know why me and duk duk were making so much monkey chow chili! and we can eat gummy worms and watch bugs bunny cartoons and everything! farters’ i mean fathers’ day only comes once a year u know :) 

Friday, June 19, 2020

step down on it :)

what the heck? o snap...

mom, please do not be alarmed, but due to circumstances no longer under my control,  i fear u may soon be needing the services of a chiropractor.  
and, just for the record, u may as well put him on retainer, what with as many cracks we have in our driveway. a wolf can only be so careful when he is chasing bunnies, u know. 

Wednesday, June 17, 2020


mom, what with the plumbers here replacing our polybutylene pipes, am i correct in stinking that the retaining gates surrounding us now are a meant to protect them from me, and not vice versa ? :) 

Monday, June 15, 2020

um, this close :)

hey! stand still, u wascally wabbit! 

me and my ferocious fangs would like 2 say smello! 

Friday, June 12, 2020

obstacle course

..and then u sneaky crabby crawl, like this, until u clear the laser beams. and that is pretty much it, really. well, until u encounter the flaming stinking mushie pits of doom. but that will not be ready until tomorrow. well, i mean, if u let me and duk duk borrow the blowtorch today like we are hoping :) 

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

land shark :)

o little delicious buh-kneees, your chompy chomp prime express delivery package is here... :) 

Monday, June 8, 2020

express lane

the little dachshund chortled with glee. o why did i not think of this before, he wondered as he put one ferocious paw in front of the other. finally, a walkies express lane made especially for ferocious wolves like me! :)

Friday, June 5, 2020

laptime with dad :)

hee hee,, mom, i guess since u r at the front end, i can tell u that u might want 2 hold your breath. but dad, well, i think he is pretty much a goner. :)

Friday, May 29, 2020

cleanliness is next 2 nopiesness

um, nopies, mom. baths are for babies. and maybe wolves who do not lick themselves as much as i do. :)