Friday, July 19, 2019

while u were reading :)

hee hee hee! okay okay, lemme try... 

moooom! may be and duk duk be excused from today’s summer reading? my eyeballs are feeling a little funny. :)

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

it came from outer space

“o m g!” cried the little dachshund when he spied the giant carrot. “hey, does anybuddy else see this thing?” he shouted, wondering if if it was a booby trap, or at the very least, a mirage. the little dachshund carefully lifted his  ferocious white paw and poked it. “hee hee, carrot. definitely carrot.”

“well, if nobuddy is claiming it, i guess it’s finders poopers! hold my calls please because this wolf is gonna be busy all afternoon!”

Monday, July 15, 2019

first impressions :)

hee hee, ooooooo wowie! okay, this is totally worth getting my paws wet. and it kind of really only feels like stepping on a poopie snake, only not so smelly.  but the resulting impressions are really quite ferocious! 

mom, after we get duk duk to do his feet, do u think maybe we can also do our butts? :)

Friday, July 12, 2019

probably maybe bunnies

 okay, okay, mom. i will be there in a minute. i just need to finish smelling something :) 

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

window service

hee hee, um, yeppies miss walk up window lady, me and my dad would like one garden fresh cherry tomato each, please.  o and please make it snappy. my mom does not like it when we let mosquitoes in the house. 

o wait, hey miss lady! miss lady! make that one for my dad and a gazillion for me. miss lady? miss lady?? hello? one for my dad and and a ga-zill-ion for me.

hee hee hee, um, dad, u want me to taste test that 4 u and maybe u can have the next one? :) 

Friday, July 5, 2019

today is pet your pet’s butt day :)

hee hee, mom and dad, i think we r gonna need more hands :)

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

a wolf walks along minding his own business sniffing around for crumbs when all of a sudden..

eeeeeeeeeeek!! what the heck?? (sniff snifff) (sniff sniff)
o. m. g. - a ferocious chompy landshark!!  bwoop bwoop!!  mooooooom! moooooooooooooom! hurry!! 

hee hee, um, mom, can we please please keep him? :) 

Monday, July 1, 2019

tiny guest

well, u see, mom, u said we should always be nice to our guests and the extra lunchy lunch kibble i asked for is not for me, but my new friend here. o, and he likes bananas and cantaloupe and corn,  just like me, too. :) 

Friday, June 28, 2019

one tomato two tomatoes three tomatoes four

the little dachshund was beginning to wonder if their genius idea was a genius as they thought it was. they had, just moments ago, watched as mister cardinal happily obliged his and his best toyfriend’s request to pick some cherry tomatoes for their rumbly tummies. “one tomato. two tomatoes. three tomatoes. four! omg, duk duk, what a feast we will have!,” cried the little dachshund gleefully. “okay, mister cardinal, if u could just leave them here by the doorstep we will -“

but then they watched mister cardinal take the tomatoes, one by one, high up into the tallest tree it could find. “one tomato...two tomatoes...three tomatoes..four! o snap, duk duk, mister cardinal took all the tomatoes. how will we ever get our share now??” 

the little dachshund furrowed his eyebrows. if he did not think of something quickly, soon all the delicious cherry tomatoes would be gone.  “o i know! hop on my back, duk duk, and strap yourself in because it is gonna be a bumpy ride!”

up the stairs they trundled, as fast as four little shorty legs could take them. the little dachshund knew he should not be going up the stairs by himself, but technically, with duk duk on his back, he was not by himself. and then he made a giant leap and bounced his way to the window. 

“hee hee hee. o mister cardinal,” sang out the little dachshund gleefully, “we are here for our share of the cherry tomatoes u promised us!”

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

box lunch :)

hee hee, well, mom said we have 2 be quiet today on account of her not feeling well from her cootie shot, duk duk. but she did not say anything about packing ourselves a snackie box full of cherry tomatoes we picked from the garden and taking it to the creek for our lunch lunch while we look for gummy worms :)

Monday, June 24, 2019

heat wave

mom, do u think maybe u can get me and duk duk a new wolf and falcon and walrus sized swimmy pool this year? 

Friday, June 21, 2019

executive status review

hee hee hee, o yes- i see everything is coming along nicely!

but mom, dontchoo think our key tidy packaging could maybe use a little more ferociousness? 

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

wolfagami :)

um, nopies, mom.  i do not think we borrowed your scissors without asking. why do u ask? :)

Sunday, June 16, 2019

happy father’s day :)

hee hee hee, mom, well, after lunch and all, ontchoo think dad also deserves a visit to the freezy queen for a wolf cone ? :)