Monday, January 25, 2021

monday morning

um, well, maybe could i spend just a few minutes more here under the blankies with dad and then me and duk duk could start school? 

Friday, January 22, 2021

breakfast :)

even though the little dachshund preferred chicken for breakfast, sometimes he did not mind a little avocado toast. :) 

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

brand new day :)

the little dachshund jauntily trundled along the top of the wall, his ferocious white paws confidently moving him forward while his eyes looked down and around at the world beneath him. sorry i cannot play with u today, mister turtle! the little dachshund pipped when he spied his now much smaller looking friend. but maybe tomorrow, when i am less taller, i’ll come by the creek, and give u a holler! :)

Monday, January 18, 2021

home improvement



mom, have u and dad ever considered doing your uknowwhats in the backyard instead, like i do? because, well then we could use this space for something funner. like, well, u know, a mini trampoline disco bar or an all u can eat gummy worm buffet station. :) 

Friday, January 15, 2021

mystery and danger :)

the little wolf shark appeared out of nowhere, lured by the smell of something delicious.
i probably should not be leaving the safety of my hidey spot, he thought to himself as he remembered what his mother told him, for the ocean is full of mystery and danger.

 but i even though i am little, i am full of ferociousness, and that is all that matters. :) 

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

who why or how :)

nopies, mom, i have no idea who, why, or how the bathtub got filled up with yellow jello.  but sure was a brilliant i mean awful idea. because...i mean, say if u r a wolf that does not know how to swim really and your best toyfriend falcon can, well, this way u could swimmy swim together. sort of. finally. in yellow jello. but..not really. because i am sure whoever did that was not stinking i mean thinking the way we would. i mean, i am sure there are a zillion reasons why someone else would fill a tub with yellow jello, dontchoo think?  but now that it is there, do u think maybe me and duk duk could try it before u clean it out? :) 

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

lunchy lunch :)

the little dachshund took in a deep breath and wiggled with glee. even tho this new lamb kibble is only my eleventieth favorite food, he thought to himself, it is still quite delicious. and most importantly, it makes my poop even stinkier than with my old kibble. :) 

Monday, January 4, 2021

extra credit :)

Our new year so far has been very gray and wet, and busy as we discombobulate the house once again in preparation for more home improvement projects.  Though I hope we’ll be able to post regularly these next two weeks,  fret not if we are unable to do so. And know we will be back again, with more little random things sprung from mind of a happy go lucky little wanna be wolf and his makey mom. :)

hee hee, omg. mom, may i please borrow this light ring thingy for zoom school today? teacher says we get extra credit if she sees that we are paying attention and if this look doesn’t get me a zillion points, i do not know what will.  :)

Friday, January 1, 2021

goodbye 2020

dear diary,
i am very grateful that miss saundra sent me this christmas ornament. i am sure she did not mean for me to use it this way, but i think she might appreciate how funny it is to say goodbye to 2020 in this manner. because 2020 was that kind of year, wasn’t it?  

toodley doo!

ps do not worry i hope to make my traditional smello 2021 picture soon. :)

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

the poopertons

mom, the costumes are really nice and all, but if u do not mind, ima going to forward thru all this cootie kissy stuff, okay?

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

in the meadow we can poop a snakey

well, me and duk duk were stinking i mean thinking that maybe we could do our chores today after we go outside and play and spread some christmas cheer. u know, in a brown and smelly sort of way ? :) 

Monday, December 21, 2020

countdown to christmas :)

yeppies, this will be tough, but sometimes a wolf’s gotta do what a wolf’s gotta do...o hang on, there is something i forgot about ...

mom, u know how i agreed to sit with dad and pretty much stay out of trouble and be extra good until santa comes in a few days? well, before i really really start, can u please tell duk duk to get his smelly butt up here so i can pound him one last time before christmas? :) 

Friday, December 18, 2020

sleeping ham :)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :) 

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

tis the season :)

mom, r u sure this whole cute as a button and spread good cheer thing is going to help me back on to santa’s nice list? i mean, it was only one bag of gummy worms that melted on the radiator. and how does he know if i left it there or maybe duk duk did?