Monday, July 26, 2021

smell and tell :)

even though it meant he had to wake up earlier, the little dachshund enjoyed his summer morning walkies very much. of course there are many obvious reasons to go walkie in the morning, the little dachshund thought to himself, like, mostly because it is cooler out, and stuff like that. but probably the most important reason to go walkie in the morning is, i can smell and tell what everybuddy had for dinner last night. :) 




Wednesday, July 21, 2021

a very important question :)



mom, dontchoo think maybe me and duk duk could just, not go to school next year? i mean, how much more can we learn, really? :)




Monday, July 19, 2021

sentinel


the little dachshund patiently waited by the window like he always did every morning, hoping his ferociousness would scare away all  the things that needed scaring away. bunnies, for one thing, he thought to himself. and the birds that would eat at my tomatoes. and of course, he realized, maybe the scariest of things that needed to be scared away, cassie. :)




Friday, July 16, 2021

natural born leader :)


hee hee, mom, how bout today i take u n dad for a walkie? u know, instead of the other way around. wolves are natural born leaders, u know.  :)




Wednesday, July 14, 2021

(f)artless

hee hee hee. okay, mom, can i open my eyes now?




hmm, where is it, mom?? i know u have been working on a surprisey prize (f)arty art piece for like, forever now, and i am very anxious 2 see it, seeing as how you did not ask for me and duk duk’s expert input on it. i wonder if..




maybe it is over here by my bed? hm. nopies. 





hang on, maybe it is way over by my other bed in the other room. excuse me, i will brb…. 

well, nopies. not there either. dang. 



mom, i do not get it. i do not see anything ferocious and (f)arty anywhere. r u sure it is even here where i can see it? :)







Monday, July 12, 2021

wrong item in error :)

eeew. what?? mom, there is no way me or duk duk would ever order that. calico critters are like, for babies. not ferocious wolves and falcons.



u told us to order soffit vents for our diy vermiposter and poop’s honor, that is we ordered. i cannot help it if amazon made a mistake and sent u this cootietaminated cute cute garbage.



hee hee, but if u want, u can give it to me and me and duk duk will see what we can do about ferociousing them up. :)






Friday, July 9, 2021

little wolf, big world

the little dachshund sneaky sneaked from one blue pot to another on his deck, quietly investigating each as best he could, sometimes standing on his tippiest of toes. hee hee, he thought to himself, if i found strawberries in one of my pots,  then certainly there could be strawberries in others! 





Wednesday, July 7, 2021

options :)


well, seeing as how me and duk duk  are over half way thru our summer vacation and have not done anything super duper exciting yet, we thought maybe we can use your credit card to buy inter dimensional travel tickets so we can visit chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy. or, well, what with the virus variants, maybe we could just buy an autogyro and fly there ourselves. or maybe we could just buy eleventy hundred pounds of gummy worms and zoomie call with them. but it all starts with your credit card so maybe i can help u find it? :)




Friday, July 2, 2021

sorry not sorry :)

spying the first delicious bounty of summer, 
the little dachshund reminded himself, i must not chomp, i must not chomp, i must not chomp! chomping is for little puppies who are impatient do not know any better. and i am a full grown wolf. chomping brings calamity, and chaos, the little dachshund knew.  chomping, means tiny tomatoes bouncing everywhere…..  hee hee, wait. chomping means tiny tomatoes bouncing ev-



-rywhere! 






Wednesday, June 30, 2021

prbo:)


hee hee, um, well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking that you and dad could sleep in the other bedroom, and me and duk duk would set up our mid summer’s foofie night party in your bedroom, and voila, it’s a vacation for everyone :) 




Monday, June 28, 2021

u know who


(pant pant pant pant)



(pant pant pant slobber slobber dopey pant pant pant) 



see, mom? it is not just the cooties, it is the entire package. that is why she has 2 stay over there and i stay over here. okay? okay.  no more sniffs, pants, or butts. 




Friday, June 25, 2021

potluck :)

hee hee hee, um, mom, u might want to stay outside a little longer. me and duk duk opened all the windows up here but i stink i mean think it will take a while before yesterday’s cheesy bean chili stops turning into today’s pooty mc flooty tooties :) 




Wednesday, June 23, 2021

magnum poop eye :)

mom, i am telling u, i totally smell it. someone pooped right here. in  the  street. i mean, there is perfectly good grass right over there, so why would anyone do that?? not only does pooping on a hard surface increase the potential for shape distortion, but i believe it also indicates our mystery pooper exhibits poopiopathic tendencies. this pooper is reckless, or cold and calculating. or maybe both…