Friday, September 13, 2019

wolf magic :)


hee hee hee, dad dad dad - looky...



now u see it... 



(
chomp) now u do not! :) 





Wednesday, September 11, 2019

hiders keepers


nopies, mom, i have no idea where my wolf ring is. but maybe, if u want to go start looking in the makey studio, i can come later help u look for it just after i finish making my kitchen bed. :) 




Monday, September 9, 2019

sunday brunch

hee hee, omg, duk duk, mom surely cannot complain if we make this for ourselves for brunchy brunch - it is chock full of protein! perfect for growing wolves and falcons. o yeppies, i wonder which meat flavor it is, too. oo, maybe it’s du- i mean, maybe it’s chicken.  or like, chicken and bananas. or is that butter? no i think it’s bananas. i mean, the package does not say chicken and bananas but clearly there are bananas in the picture and there are only so many quality sources of protein, right?  so, i bet it is chicken and bananas. ooo chicken and banana flavored waffles! hee hee okay okay i am drooling too. let’s see what u need to do to make it...



“just...add...water”. wait, just add water?? that is genius! we can make like a zillion of these in no time at all!  



o wait, duh i bet u r right. i guess we would still need to use the wafffle maker if we want them xtra krispy krunchy.  

hmmmmmm. hmmmm. well, i guess it would still be worth it.  what’s that, duk duk?  o u know what, u r righty-o again my friend.  if we r gonna go thru all that trouble, we may as well make them extra delicious and that substitution might be a perfect solution! and we only need 2/3 a cup so that is not a lot. hee hee, just add water. who are they kidding? okay okay, let me ask her..



mom, do u think me and duk duk can have 2/3 a cup of strawberry kool aid? for um, no unusually delicious reasons really .. :)




Friday, September 6, 2019

signs


hmmmmmm....




hmmmmmmm...





hmmmmm....




mom, i think it’s a cootie trap. for our personal safety, i suggest we should carefully turn around and walkie back the way we came. :)





Wednesday, September 4, 2019

mission impoopable :)


hee hee, um, sorry mom no time 2 talk now me and dad are on our way to the chikky fila 2 stock up on hurricane snackies :)




Monday, September 2, 2019

sunny with a chance of hurricane

ezpz, mom. we just need to put like eleventy zillion more of these leaves on the roof and voila, hurricane proof really. :)




Friday, August 30, 2019

snackie for two :)


hmmmmm...hmmmmmmmmm....



mom, do u think my shadow could have a snackie, too?  :)




Wednesday, August 28, 2019

wolf’s honor


mom, i promise, wolf’s honor.  i have not eaten any more books. 



see? :)



Monday, August 26, 2019

always on a sunday 🙄

mom..




i understand and accept why we are here..




but ...





why did u take me to the kind of place where they think being surrounded by pictures of cootietaminated girls in baskets is soothing? 







Wednesday, August 21, 2019

all aboard

um, r u sure u have 2 use it for that, mom, bc, well, i was stinking i mean thinking come winter time that it would make a very nice sled for me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy. :)




Monday, August 19, 2019

genie in the bottle


uh oh. mom.... mom... mom......mom... mom u might want to open the  - 




(pfweeeeeOoooOoooooOoooOooot!)




hee hee hee, phew-WEE! um, mom? two things. one, in my defense, had i known about this adventure yesterday, i probably would have eaten a little less monkey chow chili. and dos, are we getting home anytime soon bc i am pretty sure this genie is not getting back into its bottle any time -   (pfweeet!) -  soon. :) 



Friday, August 16, 2019

leg room



...and that’s why u should never bring a monkey with u on an airplane. mom, i know we have been on the road for like three hours now and it has only been two minutes and eleventy eight seconds but while we are waiting for dad to get whatever it is u got off facebooky marketplace, can u please check the baby wolf n falcon cam again? i know duk duk said his tummy hurts and he promised he would not touch our gummy worm stash while he is home alone but my spideywolf senses are tingling and - 



o m g what the heck??eeeeeeeeeEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeek! bwoop bwoop!  



mom where the heck are we and who said anything about demagorgons? all hands seek immediate cover! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! make way mom, make way...



phew that was close! chocobot says demagorgons eat wolf tushies for breakfast. 



um, mom, for the record, chocobot also says that screaming is really the only way to scare off a demagorgon. but anyway, u won’t tell duk duk about this, will u??:)





Wednesday, August 14, 2019

seven hours earlier

hee hee, o goody, our adventure is beginning!   okay, duk duk, now when we get to stop light u get the wii all plugged in while i’ll finish digging u a spot in my snoozer for your smelly butt and our gummy worm stash, okay? i sure hope we brought enough. the gps says we will be on the road for three hours and by my calculations that means we each can eat only one bag every two minutes so we have to conserve our rations and u know how u r about hogging all the gummy worms so when i look back there, u better b doing what u need to be doing and not what i think u r doing so..



so u better be... duk duk?..
.(sniff sniff)... duk duk? duk duk how come i don’t smell - 




dad!!! where’s duk duk?? 





Monday, August 12, 2019

boys in a rental car on a sunday afternoon

 kaaaack! phew, duk duk - kaaaaack  kaaaack - that was a good one!! i give it 4 out of 5 smellies! now my tur-




uh-oh, do u spy what i spy? it starts with a c and ends with utter disappointment. 



uh, sorry cassie, u cannot come over because me and duk duk are going on an adventure today. ferocious wolves and falcons only. 




so,  hee hee, maybe, like, u can come over on neverday instead. okay? o, like half past eleventy minus ocho. okay. c u then. 



hee hee, neverday.  phew that was close! now how long again do we have before dad said has to return the rental? three hours? o goody, i feel like i have at least six hours stored up.  (pfweeeeet!) wait make that five hours, fifty nine minutes and fifty seven seconds. yeah i sure hope he got an odor waiver too. :)