Friday, January 21, 2022

snow day :)

well, technically, even tho i have 2 zoomy zoom school today, it is still a snow day so do u think maybe i could have a cup of hot monkey chow cider before school starts? :) 

Monday, January 17, 2022

yellow rug :)

well, duk duk and me were stinking i mean thinking we could this instead. u know, because it is sleeting and u said it was going to turn into freezing rain and it would not be safe for us to be outside to do anything much less try to write our names in it. u would not even notice really, what with this rug being yellow already. :) 

Friday, January 14, 2022

ctp 3 :)

hee hee, um, why, no, mum, i have not had my midday meal yet. u must be stinking i mean thinking of baxter the ferocious wolf, who may have had his lunchy lunch already.  but i am his friend, chester theomungus pooplington the third. did baxter not tell you i was visiting today? that’s okay, i will just have a large portion of whatever it is u r eating  :) 

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

wolf practice makes perfect :)




whoa i think i scared even myself with that last one :) 

Monday, January 10, 2022

Friday, January 7, 2022

duk dukked :)

what? how am i supposed to know where your gummy worms are, duk duk? i’ve just been here in my bed like, all day really. cuz, u knows it is sunny here and a wolf needs to recharge his batteries. 

but hey if u do find them do not forget u still owe me like eleventy bags from the new year’s eve disco fiascotastrophe so do not come back empty winged or some dukkie is going to get quite a pounding. what? o do not worry, we’ll be here when u get back alright. mom, me, myself, and i. all four of us. waiting for our eleventy bags of gummy worms…. yeah, okay. smell ya. 

hee hee hee, eleventy minus one bags of gummy worms. :) 

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

blow hole :)

the little dachshund squealed with delight. not only was the down vest his mom found at the thrifty store cozy and warm for sleeping under, but it had a foofie hole big enough to ensure he could sleep for hours, undisturbed by the doozy foofies he knew he would shortly be producing. :) 

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

unseasonably warm

mom, is it ever going 2 snow again? i feel like some of my best pee work this season has been lost in the dirt. 

Monday, December 27, 2021

have bed will travel :)

what? mom, u only said 2 goto my kitchen bed. a wolf cannot help it if he had 2 move his bed closer to the dinner table first. how else will anybuddy see him to give him snackies?? :) 

Friday, December 24, 2021

‘twas the night before stinkmas :)

hee hee hee, tinkle smells, tinkle smells, tinkle and a spray! o what fun it is to -

hold the foofie, what is this ??! 

oooooOOOOoooOoooooo!  hee hee, tiny trees that are totally wolfy height. perfect for a sprinkly tinkly, if i do say so myself! 

but, wait. hmmmmm….hmmmmmm…. 364 days.. duk would definitely pound me if i messed everything up for us now. my brain sas nopies but my bladder is totally saying yeppies. hmmmmm…..

moooom! did santa say exactly what time he would be coming tonight?? 

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

sing song merrily on sigh :)

“o the odor inside is frightful, but i think it smells delightful 

and since i’ve got more gas to go,

let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! 

deck the stoops with piles of poopies, 
peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!

tis the reason 2 b smelly, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ewww ewww eww!

brown we now and major hurl, peweee eeew eee ewww, ewww ew-”

wha? stop? mom, these are festive songs. me and duk duk just made them better. :)  

Monday, December 20, 2021

mister particular :)



dad..i know i r busy doing the dishes and i know u checked once already but can u please check again and make sure i do not have any more birthday cake left in the refrigerator? :) 

Friday, December 17, 2021

marching band

hee hee, see dad? if u want 2 b in marching band, u have to each leg step up high, like this. and maybe toot your hiney tooter every once in a while. hee hee, like this. :) 

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

fifteen candles :)

“o what a beautiful birthday cake! hurry, dad, put me down! it smells delicious!!” squealed the little wolf dachshund as his body wiggled with delight. 

“o happy day! i smell carrots and strawberries and blueberries and turkey too! i know i promised to make my birthday cake last by only taking one bite now and saving the rest for later…

but why take one bite,

when a chompy two will do?” :)