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aw sheesh, cassie mc panty pants, it is too early in the morning for your smelly breathy breath. give a wolf a break already.    besides, i...

uh, exsqueeze me.  all panty mc panty pants stand way over there, remember?? sheesh! 

dear diary,  sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentall...

fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful.  stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take...

aw great.  mom, is it too late for me to sign up for summer school?  

the little dachshund knew what he was doing was risky, but for the sake of science, and in hopes of being able to finally make a lasting, e...

aw great... mom, i know they taste awful but do we have any more antibiotics left? 

so, um, yeah, one of the main protection points in the daytime is the front door and seeing as how your fluffy butt is gonna b here for i g...

okay, well, u will not be upstairs for long, right? okay..then i guess so. well, i promise i will try. but please do not take forever. i ha...

uh, nopies, hankie. do not even think about it. this wolf’s neckmeat is completely off limits.  like infinity off limits. n - o - pee - eye...

The little wolf happily munched away on his mid morning snackie, unaware that only moments later, his day would turn into an epic cootietas...

hey hey... hey mom.. do u think maybe we can itchday cootiecay pantymcay antspay and otogay the iikkychay iletfay? :)

o m g. this. cannot. be. happening. again.

seriously, cassie? i mean, it’s not even a question worth debating.  look. elbow to elbow. mine are smaller, nimbler, much more efficient mo...

Nobody really goes about their day thinking about the space above their head.  I mean, yeah, it's there.  And if a noisy bird flies by o...

“...no stranger to ferociousness, the ruffled grouse, whose scientific name is bonasa umbellus, may be a dumb bell away up north, where they...

stay with us? seriously??? here?? for a few hours? mom, just one cootie, one single cootie, has an infection radius of 50 meters. that mean...

(sniff sniff...sniff sniff) (sniff...sniff) mother, why do i smell cooties wafting in from the hallway under our bedroom door? (to be contin...

 wait wait, okay I'm ready, mom...    Dear Miss Saundra, Cocoa n Emmy, Thank you for the lovely and very funny holiday towel...

hee hee, choo choo! hurry little miss sarah! we have to catch up!! choo choo! almost there...almost there...  hee hee, yeah, so th...