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rawwwwr!  rawwwwr!  rawwwwwr! what?? mom, u know i cannot help it anymore. i’m a wolf not puppy.  plus, the holidays can always use a littl...

hee hee hee, okay dad, i will tell u but u have to keep it a peecret. it is quite simple really… our first doot will be at noon eastern sta...

dear diary,  as u might can imagine, me and duk duk managed to use up a lot of mom’s toner printing all the money we needed to run our day ...

sure, mom, i will hold your ponytail holder for u. but maybe in exchange can u make sure everybuddy knows about the supercool and very magic...

There’s always something to be learned with a dachshund in the house. Their mix of stubborn and adorable, of perseverance and determination....

  rawwr! rawwwwwwwwwr! RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR!! hee hee, got any questions? :)  introducing the ferocious wooly bear hat. rawwwr tested, wolf s...

o m g , duk duk, look - mom finally finished our prototypes !! hee hee, i can hear our sales pitch now -  ladeez and gentlewolves, please ho...

hee hee, see? i can too hold it between my toes, duk duk. seriously that was like way too ez. now pay up. wait, hang on let me hold my breat...