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garrrarrrrrrrggrhhhhharrrggghhh! garrrrarrrgghharrrrrghhhh! mom, r u even trying?? these snackies are not going to just jump into the feroc...

i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up ...

hee hee, mom, i said... can we please strap this thing onto the roof of our car and take it home with us?

...hmmmm....hmmmmm..........hmmmmmmmmmm..... mom, r u sure i can only pick one ? they all look so delicious! :)

hee hee hee, and to think mom said i am not allowed to do it... hurry, dad - i cannot wait to tell mom i pooped on the beach!! 

...and that’s why u should never bring a monkey with u on an airplane. mom, i know we have been on the road for like three hours now and it...

see, dad? it is ezPz really. but i should stop talking now so i do not drop them. :)

hee hee, hurry, dad! chocobot says at the end of every double rainbow lives a dragon that foofies gumdrops and poops gummy worms!! :)

A tiny adventure to score some bulky items meant the little kielbasa couldn’t use his snoozer when he accompanied me to our desination this ...

hey, dad, what do u call a ferocious poopie snake with two front teeth knocked out? a ferothith hoopie thnake! aha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee! ...

When you find yourself in a foreign land, stripped of your ability to quickly and conveniently communicate with others as equals in a common...

hee hee okay, mom i promise i did not peek at all when we were walking here so just let me know when i should turn around and look at wha...

dear diary, earlier this week, mom and dad took me to the beach, and needless to say we all had a lot of fun.  it was mostly a delicious e...

hee hee, okay I will pose but let's hurry, mom, before that big dog comes over here.  okay, now, let's see, one paw he...

  oooOOOoooOOOOOooooooOooo! me so likey, dontchoo, duk duk? i do not have my reading glasses on but let's see if i can read what it ...

dear diary, although me and duk duk's stowaway spring break vacation to the beach with mom and madwilly was very short and now we will ...

hee hee,  what is the best thing I liked about staying in a hotel while I was at the beach? why, the yummy banana room service, of course...