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well, basically until she goes home i guess. i mean, u saw what happened upstairs. a wolf leaves his third favorite bed for a minute and he...

“o what a beautiful birthday cake! hurry, dad, put me down! it smells delicious!!” squealed the little wolf dachshund as his body wiggled wi...

(pfweeooOooOoooofweeeeooooOOOOooooOooooOooooOOOOooooOooooooooOOOooooOoooOooOoooOoooooOoooOOOOooOoOOOooooOoOOOOOOooooOooot!) hee hee hee hee!...

hee hee, no, u stink more, duk duk! no wait, i mean i stink more! u? no, i stink more!  hee hee, no, i stink more!  okay, can we just agree ...

hee hee, yeppies, definitely still as ferocious as sunday.  okay everybuddy now remember, the whole reason why we agreed not to eat our cand...

mom, after i am done with pounding duk duk, can u please take us to the candy store so he can replace all the gummy worms we were saving to...

hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, it’s a thing of beauty. a perfect facsimile if i do say so myself! nobuddy will ever notice the subtle change. it...

rawwwwr! rawwwwr! rawwwwwwr! o hang on.. ( pfweeeeOooOoOoooOooooooOot !)  heehee hee hee, hoo-whee! that scored a perfect eleventy on the sp...

whoa, duk duk! are u peeing what i am peeing?? like, seriously, the easter bunny left us all this??  how could he - i mean, seriously like i...

yeah? well we’ll see who’s heat cave this is. just u wait, mini cootie cassie patootie bottoms, when mom comes down she’ll tell you  - o wai...

... omg duk duk, sheesh, how many times can i say nopies already? no. n. o. it’s not like we have been over this eleventy zillion times al...

ever since he was little, the little dachshund knew he had special powers. with his eyes, he could spy the biggest bunny, and smallest, tin...

um, well, naturally we are going to need four  servings of gummy worms  and snackies now, dontchoo think, mom? i mean, it would be rude not...

hee hee, no u quit it. i’m just waiting here quietly like mom asked us to... well, it is not my fault u ate so many smelly jelly beans, duk ...

o m g , duk duk, look - mom finally finished our prototypes !! hee hee, i can hear our sales pitch now -  ladeez and gentlewolves, please ho...

hee hee, feel it, duk duk. it’s like fine pooprinthian feather!  yeppies, it is so ferocious and yet so soft, i cannot stop petting it eith...