Sunday, April 1, 2012

poopillon


dear diary,
well it is my fourth day here in the pokey and bcuz he is lying right next to me i am whisper writing to tell you a very big secret.  r u ready cuz here it is - not only does he snore really loud and steals your kibble when u r not looking but scooby doo stinks at solving mysteries.  especially ones that involve getting u both out of the pokey if u know what i mean.  so next time if u ever have an opportunity to choose your pokey mate, think twice about choosing scooby doo.  and even though she is a girl u might want to pick strawberry shortcake bcuz at least she smells like strawberries and cake.  which is more than i can say for useless scooby poopie bottoms doo.

anyhoo, i hope u r having a wonderful sunday and i promise 2 write again soon.

toodley-doo!
b. :)




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, Baxter. Hang in there, buddy. Just think how surprised the squirrels and bunnies will be when you get out.

Anonymous said...

Nothing worse than a stinky room mate!
Whew- Pee Eww!
My Gracie cat has the stinkiest foofies you could ever stink - gak! So sorry for you.
Scooby's eye are crossed, maybe he mixed up?
Tell your mom that Scooby needs some scooby snacks then take them for April Fools! Hee hee.

Gotta have fun some how.
We love you Baxter!

- Hidy & My mom Mr. Nancy

Lulu Louise said...

Sorry to hear you are in doggie jail. I was there on and off for almost a whole month with my leg injury. I was lucky because my friend Hippo kept me company. He was a great cellmate! http://thefogcitylu.blogspot.com/2012/02/wow-im-famous.html
Maybe Duk Duk will do something "bad" that lands him inside the prison with you!! Paws crossed.
Hope you feel better soon, Baxter!
XO,
Lulu

Lorenza said...

Hmmm.... not the best partner, right?
Be patient.... soon you will be out chasing those squirrels!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lovable Lily said...

Thanks for the warning on Scooby Doo. I mean, just look at him. He's lying there right next to you like HE's the king of the castle!

Hope that with each passing day you are feeling a bit better. It's no fun, I know, but our hoomans say it is for the best.

We look forward to your next adventure Baxter!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Keren Hening said...

"Pssst, Scooby Doo is awake! He's listening to you! maybe he knows an escape route!" Guinness

Stacey said...

That's just about the most pathetic face ever.

kalyxcorn said...

hee hee i hope so mistermiss anonymous!!

oooh hildy, u r so lucky to live with a cat who makes those delicious treasures - have u ever gotten to taste one??

well lulu, duk duk is always doin sumptin but even though the tushie man said it was okay for me to have toys so long as i do not play too rough with them, i could not guarantee that so mom says it is better if duk duk visits from the outside - well except when we want 2 watch the wonderpets. :)

hee hee i am trying 2 b patient and it helps to be chatting with friends like u lorenza so thank u! :)

anytime lily belle. and thank u i hope i feel better everyday too. :)

hee hee nope, guinness, useless! mom says sometimes people freeze up in stressful situations so i am hoping at least when we both r out of the pokey that scooby doo will be back to his normal mystery solving self.

thank u miss stacey, at least u get it. how this face isn't getting me any snackies or time out of the pokey is beyond me.