all is bright and usually funny :)

rawwwwr!  rawwwwr!  rawwwwwr!

what?? mom, u know i cannot help it anymore. i’m a wolf not puppy.  plus, the holidays can always use a little more merry merry rawwr rawwr, dontchoo think? :) 

(psst - besides tiny chumley’s magical Edelpoop teeny weenie musical wonderlands, here is a peek at some other goodies we will be dooting on cyber brown wednesday, noon and nine pm est, in very limited quantities. ) 

 

loose lips stink ships, or, how to get ahead on cyber brown wednesday :)

hee hee hee, okay dad, i will tell u but u have to keep it a peecret. it is quite simple really…

our first doot will be at noon eastern standard time and our second doot will be at nine pm eastern standard time. during each doot, me and duk duk plan to offer a whole 6 instant gazillionaire adventurer’s wallets (instant because we will be including one very precious eleventy zillion bags of gummy worms bank note, and one very important poooie snake credit card), 3 full trio sets of teeny weeny wonderlands magical poops +planets series (they are numbered uno dos tres and so on) , and there will be teeny weeny wonderlands which can be ordered individually under their particular squadron sector,  which also corresponds to what is printed on the front side on the blue background and indicates how many trees are in each display - cachinnant (one big one little tree) , tempus (three little trees), and ergo amici (one big tree). and because they are all different, these individual teeny weeny wonderland boxes have their own designation, alpha, beta, gamma, delta, and so on. additiona l ferociousification may be selected when ordering from the drop down. one can choose to enjoy them as is, or add a mystery pee spot, a hidey poop, or both a mystery pee spot and a hidey poop. 

this is our amazing first doot selection . and even tho mom made us offer pink, well, me and duk duk made sure it was decootiefied.

and see? here is what i was saying - the top three are the sets for the first doot and then bottom shows boxes alpha thru iota which may be ordered individually under each squadron listing cachinnant thru ergo amici. 


and this is our equally impressive second doot selection! hee hee, u might notice that the majority of wallets here are actually mostly colored after certain ferocious animals u already know. there would have been a more me now colored one but the gray leather mom ordered was not skived down to the thickness she needed so we can just pretend i am still baby poooie brown. 

i really like how all our magical planets turned out, dontchoo? the teeny weenies look so happy to be spreading the pee and poop joy! 

so, anyhoo, yeppies, that is it. hee hee so simple, right? o, one more thing - we made a timey wimey doot time translator chart. so our friends living elsewhere can finally figure out when the doot starts! 

hee hee okay so now that’s it really. i hope u can keep a secret, dad, because this cyber brown wednesday will be so pooptacular! now can we go downstairs and eat a block of cheese before mom comes back? :) 

just add money :)

dear diary, 

as u might can imagine, me and duk duk managed to use up a lot of mom’s toner printing all the money we needed to run our day to day fun. so, then we thought, why not print up credit cards? because then we can spend even more and not have to worry about anything. except for maybe how to keep together our money and our credit card and my pedal driver’s license, and well, everything for when we go on our adventures. so that is why me and duk duk asked mom to help us make the gazillionaire adventurer’s wallet, a slim, minimalist 4 pocket wallet hand stitched with the finest vegetable tanned italian leather scraps! and i am so excited to tell u that we liked ours so much, that we asked her to make some for cyber brown wednesday so our friends can enjoy them, too.  i really like them a lot because the slots look like hills and mountains, and of course there are teeny weenies running all amongst them. o! and, to add to the genius of our idea, every wallet ordered on cyber brown wednesday will come with its very own eleventy zillion gummy note and poopie snake credit card, so you or your lucky gift receiving recipient can become an instant gazillionaire, just like us. hee hee, welcome to the club. 

anyhoo, here is a peek at a few of the card wallets we will be offering and do not be alarmed if we do not blog posty regularly this week, what with us being busy making etsy listings and then eating and well, mostly eating really. which reminds me, i would also like 2 wish u a very happy thanksgiving! okay now i really must sign off and help mom with the listings before duk duk’s family arrives. 

toot-dley doo!

b :)

hee hee, and i thought they were pretty on the front side :) 

dog gone good beer :)

sure, mom, i will hold your ponytail holder for u. but maybe in exchange can u make sure everybuddy knows about the supercool and very magical seven teeny weenie sleigh mecharamas we will be dooting this cyber brown wednesday at noon abd nine on eastern standard time? and maybe show them two of the nine incredibly awesome etched and patinated dachshund necklaces we will also be dooting? and maybe if it ever gets sunny enough to take good pictures for the listings, maybe just maybe we can also doot a few of the super experimental tooled leather ornaments we helped u make, using that incredible vintage doxie stamp u have? :) 

picture perfect :) DOOT TODAY

There’s always something to be learned with a dachshund in the house. Their mix of stubborn and adorable, of perseverance and determination.  It usually means they get their way. Like, practically all the time. Because they have mastered the art of being patiently impatient. Because, in the garbled words of Captain America, I can do impatient all day. 

That’s pretty much what tiny chumley was telling me from the moment I grabbed some extra kibble for our photo shoot for today’s wooly bear hat doot. My objective? Cute well posed photos of a patient little wolf modeling . adorable hats . For today’s doots. His objective?  Snackies. In my mouth. Now. 

A hand full of hastily handed out snackies later, I reviewed the photos I took of my little hat wearing model, and realized that most of them weren’t quite exactly the perfectly posed little boy looking into the camera photos of yore.  And yet, chock full of personality, they were more perfect than any perfectly posed photo could be. 

And so the listings for today’s wooly bear hat doots at noon and nine pm eastern standard time will have a happy mix of posed and less posed shots. Because being perfect is overrated. And being imperfect? Well, that is everything.  And I hope these hats help your little wolves achieve perfect holiday photo imperfection, too. :) 

simply irresistible:)

 rawwr!

rawwwwwwwwwr!

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR!!

hee hee, got any questions? :) 

introducing the ferocious wooly bear hat. rawwwr tested, wolf strong. debut dooting this sunday in a tiny variety of cheerful and ferocious woolens and cashmeres, with more to come later this year :). 

koalawomba (doot doot bee doot doot) :)

o m g, duk duk, look - mom finally finished our prototypes !! hee hee, i can hear our sales pitch now -  ladeez and gentlewolves, please hold on to your brains because they are about to explode! sprung from the minds of a genius wolf and falcon and made by their makey mom, part supercute koala and part amazing giant wombat, and one hundred percent adorable, i present to you our very special and very limited edition koalawomba hats for ferocious wolves and wolfettes (profits to benefit australia bushfire relief)!

and looky, even in cootie pink, they are still very ferocious! yeppies, i am glad we are making our first doot of the year a fundraiser. i mean, it will mean a few less gummy worms for us, but seriously all the koalas and wombats that i keep seeing in our reddit feed...i cannot even imagine if our poopie snake museum caught on fire.  quick help me put one on before mom comes back. 

ooo this faux fur is so soft! and omg, whodathunk it would be possible - i feel even more ferocious. 

okay now pull my ears thru but don’t yank... well, i am reminding u because even though  u should know by now, u always yank. and u know how delicate a wolf’s ears are. like, seriously, we have been friends forever now and u cannot even remember .. o, is this thing on already ? thank u for not yanking. finally. 

hee hee okay, whatchoo think, duk duk? does my head look massive?  tell me my head looks massive. yeah i know, this faux fur is incredible. mom said it was so messy to work with, the koalawomba hats will be a one time only makey make. how many? i think she said we will have a total of five, maybe six koalawomba hats of each color. then poof, that’s it. 

 what? well...

didjoo know wombats can weigh up to 77 pounds and can reach up to 3.3 feet long? and koalas? they eat so many eucalyptus leaves,  they pretty much stink of eucalyptus leaves? ipso facto, who wouldn’t want to be a  koalawomba? yeah we really must not be eating enough gummy worms cuz your smelly butt still stinks of - 




whoa i think mom just got home. i guess we will have to sneak back and try on the cootie pink koalawomba  and the wooly bear ones another day. but they should all fit the same bc mom used the same pattern we drew up for her, only the wooly bear ones will look smaller bc their ears are different they will not be so poofy! okay quick, help me take this off before she catches us! what’s that? o yeah i guess we should come up with a doot date and time, shouldn’t we? hmmm...




o i know, how could anybuddy forget this date and time?? how bout this sunday 02/02 at noon and midnitey nite eastern standard time? :)

then one smelly christmas eve:)

hee hee, see? i can too hold it between my toes, duk duk. seriously that was like way too ez. now pay up. wait, hang on let me hold my breath first. (hwoooooop! hwoooo-)

(phooooooooo) why smello, mom.  what’s that? breathing funny? hmm, i am not sure why u would be stinking i mean thinking that. 

this? o yeah, this. well, u remember the christmas story we are working on for cyber brown wednesday right?  u know, the one that makes sense of everything but only if the reader knows what we know they know we have known, like, forever now? well, seeing as how u are busy with the sleigh mecharamas, me and duk duk decided we could print turn it into an adorable tiny book ourselves, with a nice poopie brown paper cover and everything. 

um, and we might have used your shiny machine to shiny it.

but um, well,  we were not really sure how 2 use the shiny machine so some of the shiny is  kind of speckledy patchy but then we thought, omg that is just like how an old leather book looks, which is great on account of how u said i am not allowed to use real leather by myself yet until i can stomp chomp chomp chomping it. which is probably like never on account of how delicious that old book was that i ate over summer.  hee hee, mmm old leather books. 

hee hee, anyhoo, do u mind if me and duk duk help ourselves to some monkey chow before we make the rest of our tiny books bc i really think it will enhance our productivity. :)