Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doxie doings. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

all aboard

um, r u sure u have 2 use it for that, mom, bc, well, i was stinking i mean thinking come winter time that it would make a very nice sled for me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy. :)

Monday, August 19, 2019

genie in the bottle

uh oh. mom.... mom... mom u might want to open the  - 


hee hee hee, phew-WEE! um, mom? two things. one, in my defense, had i known about this adventure yesterday, i probably would have eaten a little less monkey chow chili. and dos, are we getting home anytime soon bc i am pretty sure this genie is not getting back into its bottle any time -   (pfweeet!) -  soon. :) 

Friday, August 16, 2019

leg room

...and that’s why u should never bring a monkey with u on an airplane. mom, i know we have been on the road for like three hours now and it has only been two minutes and eleventy eight seconds but while we are waiting for dad to get whatever it is u got off facebooky marketplace, can u please check the baby wolf n falcon cam again? i know duk duk said his tummy hurts and he promised he would not touch our gummy worm stash while he is home alone but my spideywolf senses are tingling and - 

o m g what the heck??eeeeeeeeeEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeek! bwoop bwoop!  

mom where the heck are we and who said anything about demagorgons? all hands seek immediate cover! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! make way mom, make way...

phew that was close! chocobot says demagorgons eat wolf tushies for breakfast. 

um, mom, for the record, chocobot also says that screaming is really the only way to scare off a demagorgon. but anyway, u won’t tell duk duk about this, will u??:)

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

seven hours earlier

hee hee, o goody, our adventure is beginning!   okay, duk duk, now when we get to stop light u get the wii all plugged in while i’ll finish digging u a spot in my snoozer for your smelly butt and our gummy worm stash, okay? i sure hope we brought enough. the gps says we will be on the road for three hours and by my calculations that means we each can eat only one bag every two minutes so we have to conserve our rations and u know how u r about hogging all the gummy worms so when i look back there, u better b doing what u need to be doing and not what i think u r doing so..

so u better be... duk duk?..
.(sniff sniff)... duk duk? duk duk how come i don’t smell - 

dad!!! where’s duk duk?? 

Monday, August 12, 2019

boys in a rental car on a sunday afternoon

 kaaaack! phew, duk duk - kaaaaack  kaaaack - that was a good one!! i give it 4 out of 5 smellies! now my tur-

uh-oh, do u spy what i spy? it starts with a c and ends with utter disappointment. 

uh, sorry cassie, u cannot come over because me and duk duk are going on an adventure today. ferocious wolves and falcons only. 

so,  hee hee, maybe, like, u can come over on neverday instead. okay? o, like half past eleventy minus ocho. okay. c u then. 

hee hee, neverday.  phew that was close! now how long again do we have before dad said has to return the rental? three hours? o goody, i feel like i have at least six hours stored up.  (pfweeeeet!) wait make that five hours, fifty nine minutes and fifty seven seconds. yeah i sure hope he got an odor waiver too. :) 

Friday, August 9, 2019

undercover wolf :)

hee hee, uh, dad, u know as soon as u uncover my eyes, i’m still gonna bark at the bunnies, right? i mean, a wolf’s gotta do what a wolf’s gotta do really:) 

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

bounce :)

hurry with the trampoline, duk duk! mom will be back any minute now and i smell at least five gummy worms and three chicken chippies over me and who knows what might be inside the snackie jar up there because she always forgets about it! 

Monday, August 5, 2019

just another wolfy monday :)

mom, while u r cleaning and filling the hummyhummyzoomzoom birdie feeders, i can dig some holes for u if u want me to. :)

Friday, August 2, 2019

i scream u scream :)

hee hee, hurry, mom, cantchoo hear it? just two more blocks til we catch up with the ice cream man and then we can get a rocket pop for me and a freezy gummy for duk duk! 

Wednesday, July 31, 2019


but mom, we cannot share any pictures because me and duk duk and chocobot and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy agreed that this year, what happens on unicorn appreciation day, u know, stays on unicorn appreciation day. especially because of all the uknowwhatting with uknowwho at the uknowwhere. but if u would like us 2 post pictures of our sparkly poopie snakes, well, we have like eleventy zillion of those. do u want me to get my iphoney so we can start uploading?

Friday, July 26, 2019

lesson for a little wolf :)

the little dachshund was beginning to wonder if he should have listened to his mother when she asked him to come inside...

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

when it is finally cool enough for a wolf to go rideys for takeout at chipotle

o and mom, please do not forget 2 ask for xtra corn chippies and xtra corn salsa and xtra pico. o and xtra guacamole and xtra lettuce for duk duk. :) 

Monday, July 22, 2019

we just like 2 party like 2 party party yeah :)

okay, mom, i will be there in just a second!! 

hee hee hee, okay, lessee, one super duper mega gigantic air conditioned funzy puncture proof bouncy house in serpent green - check! delivery in one hour - check! mom’s credit card number - check! hee hee okey dokey -


now lessee, where can we get eleventy hundred pounds of rainbow sprinkles?  hmmm, hmmmm ... 

uh oh! what? o nothing mom. what’s under my chest? o, well, i was just coming to tell u i found your iphoney! u know, like right here on the floor. what a crazy coinkydink right? i mean, what are the chances? especially with my iphoney having been taken away for reasons totally within me and duk duk’s control, and me finding yours right here. it’s a summer miracle real-

-ly. eeeeek! no, mom, don’t take - no, i’m not done yet! 

um, mom, before u ground me, may i please re-borrow your phone to leave instructions on where they should set up the bouncy house? everything needs to be set up by two so me and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy can start stinking it up in time for chocobot’s unicorn appreciation day party  :) 

Friday, July 19, 2019

while u were reading :)

hee hee hee! okay okay, lemme try... 

moooom! may be and duk duk be excused from today’s summer reading? my eyeballs are feeling a little funny. :)

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

it came from outer space

“o m g!” cried the little dachshund when he spied the giant carrot. “hey, does anybuddy else see this thing?” he shouted, wondering if if it was a booby trap, or at the very least, a mirage. the little dachshund carefully lifted his  ferocious white paw and poked it. “hee hee, carrot. definitely carrot.”

“well, if nobuddy is claiming it, i guess it’s finders poopers! hold my calls please because this wolf is gonna be busy all afternoon!”

Monday, July 15, 2019

first impressions :)

hee hee, ooooooo wowie! okay, this is totally worth getting my paws wet. and it kind of really only feels like stepping on a poopie snake, only not so smelly.  but the resulting impressions are really quite ferocious! 

mom, after we get duk duk to do his feet, do u think maybe we can also do our butts? :)

Friday, July 12, 2019

probably maybe bunnies

 okay, okay, mom. i will be there in a minute. i just need to finish smelling something :) 

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

window service

hee hee, um, yeppies miss walk up window lady, me and my dad would like one garden fresh cherry tomato each, please.  o and please make it snappy. my mom does not like it when we let mosquitoes in the house. 

o wait, hey miss lady! miss lady! make that one for my dad and a gazillion for me. miss lady? miss lady?? hello? one for my dad and and a ga-zill-ion for me.

hee hee hee, um, dad, u want me to taste test that 4 u and maybe u can have the next one? :) 

Friday, July 5, 2019

today is pet your pet’s butt day :)

hee hee, mom and dad, i think we r gonna need more hands :)

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

a wolf walks along minding his own business sniffing around for crumbs when all of a sudden..

eeeeeeeeeeek!! what the heck?? (sniff snifff) (sniff sniff)
o. m. g. - a ferocious chompy landshark!!  bwoop bwoop!!  mooooooom! moooooooooooooom! hurry!! 

hee hee, um, mom, can we please please keep him? :)