Thursday, April 5, 2012

poopship troopers

dear diary,
yippee!! me n duk duk's chipscout badges finally arrived yesterday and so mom put mine on my uniform and looky! yep, my official chipscout outfit is now complete!! and once i am out of the pokey, everybuddy will know that i am part of troop number 238, special attack force stealth commando unicorn squadron.  and that i earned a level 1 in swimming  and that i earned my mountain camping badge and that i earned the most coveted badge of all, the golden poopie boulder badge - in recognition of outstanding effort and achievement in the field of, yeah u guessed it, pooping!  and as a matter of fact, the only thing missing from this picture besides my neckerchief and neckerchief slide is the emergency snackie snack that every chipscout carries in their emergency snackie snack pocket.  And that is only because since my meals have been cut back because I cannot go walkies and I am in the pokey, well u know my tummy delared an emergency. so let's just say there was a emergency snack attack earlier if u know what i mean.

anyhoo, mom says i am only allowed to wear my uniform for a few minutes so i really must go now bcuz duk duk n lil pink puppy n chocobot are all due home from school any minute now as i write this and i want 2 make sure they know when they come up the driveway that they will be walking into the home of an official first class junior grade unicorn commando attack force chipscout. hee hee, i hope u r having as wonderful a day as i am!

b. :)


Jasper + Amy said...

Baxter, I just love your uniform!! I wish there was a pupscouts in my town so I could have a super cool uniform w/ badges & everything too!! And that golden poopie boulder badge is just AWESOME!! You are my hero, Baxter!!


P.S. Mom says congratulations, too. :)

Kaunis Nelli said...

That is one cool uniform! I especially like the hat.

PairADox Designs said...

Baxter, You are one lucky pupscout to have such a cool uniform. I was yelling outloud to my computer "OH MY GOD Look at the cuteness" when the picture came up this morning! I'm working on an Eagle Scout quilt for my human son so we are all about the badges over here too. I may just have to make a couple of harnesses out of the leftover scout fabric so my dogs won't feel leftout!

kalyxcorn said...

thank u jasper! and maybe if u want to u can start a troop of your own - or u can join ours!! :) b

hee hee thank u pretty nelli! mom says it is my go-go style chip scout hat. i say, where's the gogo party :)

thank u miss roberta and methinks u totally should and then maybe your dogs and our troop can go camping somewhere! :)

Cassie said...

OH My WORD, Baxter,you never fail to put a smile on my face! Honestly, that is just too cute for words! You have one clever mommy... you're a lucky boy! I hope you're feeling better!! Tucker 'n Tilly send xoxo's.

Jane said...

Baxter, when you get better you will have to wear your uniform out for the neighborhood to see. For sure you will be the envy of all the other dogs. Your uniform is so cute!

Kyley and Ammo the Dachshund said...

Baxter I love your uniform! I think you should start your own club where all the doxies of the world can earn badges too! You look fabulous!

PairADox Designs said...

Kyley and Ammo, Actually there is already a real club for dogs to earn badges--it's called Dog Scouts of America--check them out at They are an interesting organization, emcompassing many areas, earn badges in all sorts of obedience, trails, agility, water activities, therapy dogs, nose work, and all sorts of competitions. Not near as cool as Baxters, but they have a red vest for the badges that the dogs wear so they even look like cub scouts. Some day when I have more time to join one more thing...

It's a Weinerful Life!!! said...

OMG you are way too cute! We love the uniform. We are going to have to look into this club you are in. As well as the one mentioned above. We are soo proud of you. Great job!!! ~Weinerful Gang~

Lorenza said...

I know you wear your uniform with pride!
It is pawesome!
Kisses and hugs

kalyxcorn said...

thank u miss cassie and miss jane and miss kyley and ammo and wiener gang and lorenza!

and what wonderful information, pairadox designs. i hope they offer easy badges too bcuz with my neck being what it is i might not be allowed to do the more strenuous ones anymore.