but, mom, if i wear nikki's new dud on my head like this i cannot wear this pretty flower crown i found in our play closet from when me n lulu were doing our pirate skit and i think it would go very well with nikki's new dud, dontchoo think? and i think i can fit it if i hwuuup hard enough, and once i am dressed as purple princess queen of the forest, i can recite the speech i wrote, u know, so it will be an interactive modelling session. please? it will be so fun...oh yippee! okay will be right back!
(HWUUUUUUP! o thank u duk duk for helping my get my crown on...okay places everybuddy...)
"O friends and loyal subjects of the purple forest, we cometh here today to celebrate a new dud for my friend Nikki, who merrily is fond of climbing rocks and roaming the mountains of her native wilderness with her fair sister Lucy, and thus she did require a simple dud that was outdoorsy girly but not too frou frou - " (vroom, skreeeeee!)
hey wait, was that??? do u hear what I hear??
(bark bark brik brak bark bow wow wowbark bark brik brak ribba ribba bow wow) hey, up here, man in brown! yeah u know i'm barkin atchoo! (brik brik woof woof ribba ribba) i'm ruff and i'm tuff even in purple flowers and yeah just leave that package and run off now cuz i'm that scary. (rowr rowr arf woof arf) yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout. barkatchoo next time too, scaredy pants! (bwoof)
oh i am sorry mom, u were saying sumptin? maybe...or um, yeah. can we maybe, start this modelling session over? maybe, after i go downstairs and see what the man in brown left me? cuz well, u know, it might take a while for me to get back into character n all. :)
(hee hee, I hope u love your new dud Nikki!! :) )