Friday, February 24, 2017
etsy fresh: always take time to smell the swirlies :)
i am so happy about all our new spring goodies, i do not even know where to begin! well, okay, maybe i should begin with the super cool new cards me and duk duk have just added to mom's etsy shop. because guess what, we just added 5 new cards and 60 percent of them have 100 percent of my tushie on them! and this time, mom even let us come up with our very own, way much more practical slogans on them. u know, like this one, from our important reminders in life series. always take time to smell the swirlies.
we even made a mooshy love card for that special someone in your life, because valentine's day should not be the only day u tell your loved one how much they smell. and, our last new tushie card, is a smello card. i only wish we could have made it scratch and sniff, but i guess that is a project for future me and duk duk.
oh, and do not think we forgot about the other important holidays coming up. i mean, we already offer a lovely st patrick's day card and four whole easter cards, but u know, everyone has a ton of moms and dads or people they think of as moms and dads, and we thought, hey, let's also make and post our supercool new mother's day and father's day cards. and so we did, which you can score along with all the other cards we mentioned by visiting https://www.etsy.com/shop/kalyxcraftopia.
oooo! and, say maybe u r looking for a very special easter gift or well, u know, a teeny tiny treat or two or three hundred for yourself? well, sit back and enjoy the next thirty seconds because me and duk duk also finished our next super doot announcement. the dootage will coming to our shop sometime in the late morning of this coming wednesday, march 1st. :)
hee hee, that's right. finally a cool tiny glitter weenie for grownups, that they can put on their desk or windowsill or anywhere a little sparkly swirly calming zen is desired. me and duk duk like to shake and stare at ours up close so it feels like a kapoopiescope. and we could stare at it for hours. which is probably why we did so poorly on our math test, come to think of it, but seeing as how mom does not know that yet, let's just keep that secret between u and me, okay?
anyhoo, we will be sharing more details on our glitter weenies, but if u like, i should remind u that u can always purchase your spring and summer card needs now, and save on shipping by mentioning in the comments at checkout that u would like us to combine shipping with the swirly glitter weenies i just know u will score because we made like a ton of them. because every dollar saved now is a bog of gummy worms purchased later. :)