Friday, March 17, 2017
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
well, mom, i guess we can, but u have to promise not to tell duk duk.
especially since technically, this outfit is pink, and princess amidala technically never ever wore pink. not in star poops one two or three. and u know what a stickler duk duk is for detail. i would never hear the end of it.
Monday, March 13, 2017
kaaaack! mom, i never thought i would say this but...
well, for reasons that will become olfactorily obvious just about any moment now, can u please open the window? :)
Friday, March 3, 2017
Thanks everyone for giving so many swirly glitter weenies good homes! tiny chumley and I will be filling orders, working on a couple special projects, and catching up on real life next week. Our posts and interaction may be reduced, but as a certain little wolf likes to say, do not worry. and please save a piece for me :):)
Happy weekend and next week, friends !!
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
hee hee, yeppies i am happy how our swirly glitter weenies all came out too, duk duk.
what a stroke of luck that chocobot and his unicorn friends decided to have their pre-easter eatsterparty at our heat cave the other week. i mean, we both know that chocobot can really make a massive pile but who knew that a group of unicorns can make like, literally an olympus-sized mountain glittery poop. and in all sorts of colors too. yeppies, even our museum was not going to be able to hold that much. we were really lucky they used their magic to help us bottle some for our swirly weenies, weren't we?
my favorite combination? well, i surprise myself by saying this, but i am not sure i have just one. i mean, on the one paw or wing, u have the chocolatey poopie brown series, and they are all actually very pretty - not just the poopie gold and browns glitter mix which everybuddy pretty much knows i would like, but the other ones too - falcony greens and blues, and even cootieful pinks and reds. those combinations we made all go nicely with the brown they way grass and tomatoes do when show up on the back end if u know what i mean.
and, on the other paw - no wing - we have the princessy purple series, with your choice of unicorn purples and holographic glitter, falcony greens and blues, and of course cootieful pinks and reds. i just want to swirl them all and stare at them forever, dontchoo, duk duk? what's that, oh right. sorry mom 2 keep u waiting. let me go ahead and finish getting ready so we can get this photo party started and get everything ready to post for this Wednesday. it'll only take me a minute, mom.... (shuffle , shuffle)...okay that's on nice n snug.
now one last thing. i think i have my lines pretty much memorized, but, duk duk, if u would just hand me my script, we can tape them to the back here where i can see them if i need a remin-
-der. wait, what??? mom, we can't lose the mask. u said this time me and duk duk had full creative authority on this project and what with spring and easter coming up, i mean seriously, what better time for a ferocious bunny to be selling these sparkly incredibly awesome -
...okay FINE, he says with frost visibly dripping from his words if that were only a thing in real life. but, a) the change notice is going 2 cost u 5 extra gummy worms for each of us b) we are going to need an extra 20 minutes to prepare and c) can u please go downstairs and get my purple plaid top hat while me and duk duk write and rehearse our new script?
okay, c u in a few.
hee hee hee, that went even better than i expected. and, thanks to the fact that we totally already wrote our plan b script ahead of time, now we have a whole 20 minutes to goof off. :)
(hee hee, don't miss tomorrow's doot for our super special sparkly swirly glitter weenies, let's say around 11:00AM EST. and please remember, as these goodies are partly made from glass and contain small parts, we like to think of these as goodies for grown ups. please enjoy responsbily. :) )
Monday, February 27, 2017
Friday, February 24, 2017
i am so happy about all our new spring goodies, i do not even know where to begin! well, okay, maybe i should begin with the super cool new cards me and duk duk have just added to mom's etsy shop. because guess what, we just added 5 new cards and 60 percent of them have 100 percent of my tushie on them! and this time, mom even let us come up with our very own, way much more practical slogans on them. u know, like this one, from our important reminders in life series. always take time to smell the swirlies.
we even made a mooshy love card for that special someone in your life, because valentine's day should not be the only day u tell your loved one how much they smell. and, our last new tushie card, is a smello card. i only wish we could have made it scratch and sniff, but i guess that is a project for future me and duk duk.
oh, and do not think we forgot about the other important holidays coming up. i mean, we already offer a lovely st patrick's day card and four whole easter cards, but u know, everyone has a ton of moms and dads or people they think of as moms and dads, and we thought, hey, let's also make and post our supercool new mother's day and father's day cards. and so we did, which you can score along with all the other cards we mentioned by visiting https://www.etsy.com/shop/kalyxcraftopia.
oooo! and, say maybe u r looking for a very special easter gift or well, u know, a teeny tiny treat or two or three hundred for yourself? well, sit back and enjoy the next thirty seconds because me and duk duk also finished our next super doot announcement. the dootage will coming to our shop sometime in the late morning of this coming wednesday, march 1st. :)
hee hee, that's right. finally a cool tiny glitter weenie for grownups, that they can put on their desk or windowsill or anywhere a little sparkly swirly calming zen is desired. me and duk duk like to shake and stare at ours up close so it feels like a kapoopiescope. and we could stare at it for hours. which is probably why we did so poorly on our math test, come to think of it, but seeing as how mom does not know that yet, let's just keep that secret between u and me, okay?
anyhoo, we will be sharing more details on our glitter weenies, but if u like, i should remind u that u can always purchase your spring and summer card needs now, and save on shipping by mentioning in the comments at checkout that u would like us to combine shipping with the swirly glitter weenies i just know u will score because we made like a ton of them. because every dollar saved now is a bog of gummy worms purchased later. :)
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
no u move it. u r the one that cut that big uknowwhat that made her leave in a hurry and if she never had to leave so fast she would not have left us in this predicament we are in. poopso facto, u touch it and u move it.
well, fine. if u are not gonna touch it, and i am not going to touch it, i guess that is it. i guess we are stuck here all day til mom comes home.
i sure hope tomorrow's as nice as it seems like it is outside today, dontchoo, duk duk?
Friday, February 17, 2017
I love filters and photo editing software as much as tiny chumley loves chunky chicken water, but it's especially gratifying when a picture turns out all on its own, with happy rays of sunlight and a glorious halo highlighting what it seems we all could use a little more of nowadays - a calming peace, a comforting warmth, and of course, a generous dollop of cuteness.
Speaking of cuteness, here in behind the scenes world, tiny chumley and I have been furiously hand finishing what feels like a million tiny pieces of top secret coolness this week and the good news is that the hardest part is probably over. I say probably because as with all our fanciful little weenie makeys there are always aspects of haven't done it before so who knows how long it will take, but, with any luck, we will finish up and announce a doot date soon so stay tuned! And be on the lookout for some very special new cards, some of which were very obviously designed by a certain little mischievous wolf and his best falcon friend. So much fun, so little time! Have a super weekend, friends! :)
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
hee hee, yeppies duk duk, i think this is exact the extra height we need to get to the uknowwhat at the uknowwhere. yessiree, this is what happens when a hungry wolf brings his mom a perfectly good pair of shoes for her to wear and she's all thanks but nopies and then she goes off leaving him high and dry without payment in full. i mean, seriously, who does that? but u know what they say, where there's a wolf there's a way. and with this extra height surely we can finally reach the snackie jar ourselves and finally we can become self-suff... duk? hey, duk duk, where'd u -
whoops. um, hello, mom. nothing to see here really. u look nice today :)
Monday, February 13, 2017
boy, duk duk, i sure am glad we looked thru the bag of valentine candies mom got us to pass out at school tomorrow.
i mean, there were only like..three, four, five - six. six acceptable messages in the entire bag! can u imagine the mess we would have gotten ourselves into? not to mention all the cooties we might have been exposed to.
hee hee, well, i guess u know what they say...
a wolf and falcon's work is never done :)
Friday, February 10, 2017
...poopabunga, THAT'S what cottonmouth is supposed to look like?? i mean, on tv i thought his nickname compared with his appearance was a already little preposterous and here, well here he just looks like he ate a bunch of cottton candy in a hurry and forgot to wipe his mouth. he doesn't have ferocious real fangs or a slithery body or really anything that merits the impressive name of our third most favorite snake in the world.... yeah duk duk, if this does not get better by the next page then we really need to..
hold the poop...what's this? "famous name prizes or cash the easy way. attention junior entrepreneurs of america. earn famous name prizes or cash simply by selling olympic brand greeting cards. fill out the slip, enclose two dollars and blah blah blah blah." omg, duk duk, look at all this stuff. i spy a tent, a dune buggy, scuba flippers, why there is even a race track set! look at all those awesome and supercool famous name prizes..just for selling greeting cards...just like..u and me..do. heeeeyyyyy...
um, mother, i think it is time we had a talk.... :)
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
hee hee, i know u r having a hard time holding our new bigger iphoney, duk duk, but unless u want to experience both the stink and the fury of the great poopcano, i would hurry up and take the picture already! :)
Monday, February 6, 2017
bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee. this is the voice of poopie control. klaatu barata pooptoe. danger danger! the poop must flow. all hands to foofiestations or by poopthar's snakey, u shall be stinked!
hee hee, um...okay, know that it's really me and i probably am telling u i need to go outside, right, mom?
Friday, February 3, 2017
i mean, the results speak for themselves really. and whoda thunk that the scraps mom let us use, and the old benjy thrifty store book mom let us cut up, and the papers from the scrap exchange, well, i mean whoda thunk that all that stuff would make the perfect size book for o, u know, tiny journaling, or for keeping secrets like our passwords, or well anything really. plus u do not have to worry about mysterioso battery power drain like it still seems to be the case with our iphoneys. yeah, that really stunk when my iphoney died before i could get that picture. i mean it had to be the biggest pile of - hang on i think i hear mom..
yes, mother, we are putting the last finishing touches on them now and i promise we will post them to etsy before we go to toyfriend cl-, i mean, before we go out to the creek for our study group. okay, have fun at the grocery store and if u do not mind can u please pick up some puppy bites for lil pink puppy? i forgot to get it yesterday and lil pink puppy is almost out and u know how he gets if we feed him gummy worms. bye bye, we love u too...
okay, where were we?
oh yes, i am so glad our new letter stamping kit came finally. because really, even when the pages of a book are blank, it still deserves a title, right? that way in case u r having a hard time coming up with the words inside, the title is always there to inspire.
well, okey dokey, duk duk, time to work on our etsy posts! :)
(ps we only have three books this time so we will be posting them as random serendipity doots :) )
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Sometimes, we have to call a truce, so a little wolf can take a nap by george or protect his lands, and so I can relieve myself of the concerns that he might hurt himself dragging something entirely too unwieldy my way. And so our system is paused for a while, both of us knowing full well there will always something else for tiny chumley to find on the floor, that he can readily exchange for payment in full :)