happy st pooptrick’s day

hee hee hee, wait’ll everybuddy sees me in school tomorrow :) 

side airbag

hey...what’s that say? size.. no bide.. wait...side... 

side airbag!  oooooOOOooooOoooo!

mom, do u think maybe if me and duk duk are very careful, that we could take one of these seats into our explodatorium and well, u know, fill it up with foofie after? :) 

sunday afternoon treasure hunt :)

hurry, dad, we have to get there before it rains. duk duk said it is pretty much the biggest one he has ever seen and when he smelled it, he says he almost passed out!! 

my ferocious

please, mom? we have 2 hurry bc duk duk will be home soon and u know how jelly he gets.. i promise i will not lose it or anything....really? okay, yippee!

hee hee, my ferocious! one ring to stink them all!!

carpe poopem:)

hee hee, okay open the door, mom, i’m ready to rawwwr the world :)

young poopawan

uh, nopies, hankie. do not even think about it. this wolf’s neckmeat is completely off limits.  like infinity off limits. n - o - pee - eye- eee - s. in fact this wolf’s entire ferocious front half is a designated no chomping zone so if that is all u want to do, my little poopawan, then i suggest u leave this wolf alone and go elsewhere ... 

unless...

unless all u really mean to do is say smello and welcome, and to that end, i give u this piece of simple wolf wisdom:  real friends - hey are u listening? listen up.  real friends? real friends smell butts... 

...hee hee hee. :)

peripetia

The little wolf happily munched away on his mid morning snackie, unaware that only moments later, his day would turn into an epic cootietastrophe. 

ray of light

um, i’ll be right there, mom. just when it gets to dark o’clock :)

tiny time :)

how tiny?  well, mom, i guess i would say about this tiny. but if u want to give me a snackie that is larger than that, that is okay, too. :)

u deserve a break today

hey hey... hey mom..

do u think maybe we can itchday cootiecay pantymcay antspay and otogay the iikkychay iletfay? :)

nightmare on wolf street

o m g. this. cannot. be. happening. again.

elbow to elbow

seriously, cassie? i mean, it’s not even a question worth debating.  look. elbow to elbow. mine are smaller, nimbler, much more efficient mover of earth and stones. besides tracking in mud and leaves what do your crazy fluffy legs do of value? zilcho. nada. no thingy or thingies. u cannot even hold a snackie bone and gnaw on it without needing to borrow a giraffe’s neck... ugh, fine. we can ask her but make it snappy because chocobot’s cootie proximity protection spell is sizzling in overdrive and this wiener wolf does not want another bath just because mom thinks i smell when we both know - oh wait, here she is..

mom, dontchoo think my legs are like eleventy zillion times more ferocious than cassie’s? 

s is for stowaway

hee hee, hurry, duk duk, mom will be here any minute so get your smelly butt in there and make it snap- what? we talked about this already. besides the fact that it is physically impossible and pretty much restinkulous to switch places...

i wasn’t the one who ate half our gummy worm savings when both of us agreed months ago that we needed the extra gummies so we could finally afford premium priority linebuster tickets for the both of us. we have been looking forward to this forever.

and now we barely have enough gummies for one basic admission to the world’s most incredible stink and smell show which is also why we have to make it snappy because we will be standing in line for hours just to get a whiff of the corpse flower. hee hee, hey that tickles! wait, did u just foof-

oo, (kaaaack) hurry i hear mom coming!

oh hello, mom, thank u for agreeing to drop me off at the stink show. it is a pity duk duk cannot come but i know some quiet time alone in the heat cave is just what he needs to feel right as a robin :)

cootietagion

mom, are u sure me and duk duk have 2 go to school today? things are starting to get really kissy kissy there if u know what i mean. and well, according to the guidelines put out by the world wolf health organization, wolves should limit their exposure to cooties, particularly when the wolf is older and ferociouser. like i am. it’s a win win for everyone really :)

secret powers :)

well...

okay, mom, i guess u can look at them....

but please do not tell anyone about my webbies because they are one of my supersecret superspecial superpowers :) 

wolf in the high castle

mooom, can me and duk duk borrow the sheets off  the bed and, um, use them to make a ladder? 

inpoopnito

hee hee, i know my annual checkup is still several months away yet, mom, but wait’ll the tushie man sees me this year - he will hardly even recognize me :)

wolf rider

well, okay, mom, if that is the only way. but it hardly seems responsible when a wolf is on car security duty..

hee hee, okay i am ready! o please let my surprise be a delicious frenchy fry!! :)

epoophany

i can too, mom. just put it on me and see..

see? just like a rhino. rawrrr! rawrrrr! rawww-

wait, what does a rhino sound like again? 

little mister everywhere :)

These past couple of weeks have been doubly consumed by a cascade of rearranging and refeathering activities in our nest upstairs, which of course gave tiny chumley many opportunities to sniff at things both old and new, and jaunt about, crashing every rug test picture I took, because that’s what happy go lucky little wolves like to do. :)