baxter and duk duk's infinite christmas playlist

okay, that one..o, maybe a million times. no wait, a million and one times.

hee hee, what's that, duk duk? oh yes, by apples in stereo. i will look that one up next.

oh no, not again! seriously why bother even making an app for something that may as well be easier and more reliable if u trained a monkey to do it using punch cards and an abacus.

now we have 2 start all over again.

boy, i sure hope santa appreciates how busy we been spending all this time trying to stay good. how many days is it til christmas again??

orNOmentally speaking

hee, hee, well, mom, technically i did hang our new ornament :)

be kind rewind

hee hee, okay, okay, duk duk. just give me a couple more minutes with this fresh hot pile of laundry and then i can help u with the thanksgiving centerpiece for our table.

what? no, those are my gummy worms fair and square. it's not my fault u stink at playing monkey chow mambo chugalug chewdown. i mean, seriously, i feel like i am so full of monkey chow gas bubbles right now that the only thing keeping me from literally exploding is...hmmmmmm. well, nothing real-

(pfweeeeeOoOoOoOoooooOooot!)

-ly. hee hee hee. foo-whee! um, mom, i think we might have to hit the rewind button on this load of laundry if u know what i mean :)

ask a wolf a silly question:)

hee hee, really, u do not know, mom? here, i will show u..

see? they do it like this...(nibble nibble..nibble nibble)

and then, if they run out of leaves, they just turn their head, and they eat more!
(nibble nibble. nibble nibble nibble)

and that is pretty much how giraffes eat. :)

a brushy a day :)

ooooOooOooooOOOoo! duk duk, r u stinking what i am stinking?? quick go get it..

hee hee hee... a brushy a day keeps the butt licking breath at bay :)

quack three times

hee hee, no, duk duk, u can go if u want to but i toldjoo already i am not moving an inch until mom starts another hungry games. last time it was chicken jerky versus mackerel and greens and before that it was cherry tomato vs chicken jerky. i did not know it was even possible, but the stakes seem to be getting higher and even more deliciouser.
besides, what r u even doing back there by my tushie? u know how dan-

(pfweeeeOoooOOOOOooOooT!)

-gerous it can be. hee hee, whoopsie. um, i cannot really see u so quack once if u r still conscious, twice if u need urgent medical assistance, and three times if u do not want me to eat your share of dessert tonitey nite. :)

partial scene from the morning of the first day back 2 school (insert poop emoji here)(insert second poop emoji here)(insert third poop emoji here)

...well, i guess when u put it that way, mother, i guess the answer is yes. but it is hardly like i really have a choice in the matter when it is patently obvious that picking the alternative would engender a thick and gooey, conscience smothering layer of motherly disapproval, is it? it's not my fault she's reeking with coo- fine, okay, okay. i know she has been standing right here the whole time. let's just get this over with. (sigh). i cannot believe i am saying this, but yes, cassie, u can go to school with us in our pedal car. cooties and all...

kaaaaaack!

summer reading list

"...and the smelly girl kissed the unfortunate boy and they supposedly lived happily ever after..."

sheesh, duk duk! that's like the eleventieth kissy book we've had to read this summer. and thanks to all the reading we did not do last school year, we have like eleventy hundred more to go.

yeppies, i think u r right. if there is going to be any lesson learned, we are pretty much learning it now. well, we will be. go ahead and hit it, duk duk.

hee hee hee, yeppies it really is true. some things are definitely funner in comic book mode :)

now always ready :)

well, technically, it has always been always ready, but sometimes it helps to highlight our important qualities, dontchoo think, mom? :

just doo it :)

uh, no mom, i do not just do...

i Scooby Dooby dooOOOOooooooo it :)

#trueWolfStories part 2 (guts and glory)

 




...so i'm like "hrop thith one thoo?? dhad, you're kiddingh hme. the whole reathon hwhy hwe hwent thlooking hin hower backhyard hwas hthoo theck and hthee if there were henny more. i caughth hit hfair andh thquare." 













 

then the hungry wolf in me decided, "hnope. hnope. hnoth afther hlast thime no thirree. hnot gonna hrop it. hen-oh-capithal peeth."
































it seemed like things were going nowhere, but then i had an idea. "hey hmom, hdo u hrememberr hwhat hwe talkedth habout hearlier? hafter the hfirth bunny? hif u hlet me do hthat hthen i hwill hrop it.  do hew haff a hdeal?"


"i hthaid, do hwe haff a hdeal?"

yesssss!

and that, my friends, ends the reenactment portion of our #trueWolfStories for today. thank u anton the little lion for volunteering to play the role of bunny numero dos. 

now duk duk, if you would pull the blinds so we can start the video portion of our - what's that, lil pink puppy? oh yeppies the second bunny i caught was like a whole week older so naturally it was bigger, just like anton here. it was probably my biggest catch to date as a wolf, really. i know, so impressive, right?  and, yeppies it hopped away, back into the periwinkle patch where i cannot tinkle in for the next few weeks because mom says they need to get bigger and smarter.   any more questions?

well, lulu the tiger, u see, me and duk duk pretty much knew mom would never let us record and post what we really would want to if i ever caught a bunny and gave it the real wolf treatment, so we came up with a discreet but awesome design we could use to post a picture of my wolfy success facebook and instagram, and we came up with a plan on how we could make a video that would pretty much capture the essence of what we know would happen when a wolf uknowhats a bunny, without it, being, well u know, too #rawwwry. so mom agreed to let us do all that. speaking of which, without further ado, please now enjoy the video portion of our #trueWolfStories.  Ladies and gentlewolves, me and duk duk present to u, guts and glory. :)

world war b: genius knocks at the back door

Unable to use their jury-rigged cootiesphere from last year because their mom filled it with fabric, Baxter and his toyfriend, duk duk,  use their snow day off from school to continue brainstorming new and viable solutions to the anticipated and very much dreaded outbreak of Valentine's Day cooties, transmittable only by stinky girls who refuse to stand over there....

hee hee hee, by poops, i think we've got it, duk duk!  if we just wear our pants on our heads and keep walking backwards like this at school all day, i think this plan will totally work!























and the best part? if anybuddy violates our stand over there policy and tries to kiss us in the "face" and give us cooties, ka-pow, instant stinkification! :) :)

waste not whomp not

hee hee okay everybuddy stand back, stand back...

 
 

Pow-derrred Sugarrrrrrr! (whomp)

hee hee hee hee hee. oh yeah dat's what i'm talkin bout!  

soon all our yucky leftover candy will be smashed and we will have enough powdered sugar to sneak into school and sprinkle on our lunchy lunches for the next hundred years!!   :) :)

kids in the lake

well I'll be,  henry gumption, my friend...













 

...this lake i wanted to show u was full only a month ago when i was here last. and the shoreline came all the way up to here.  i wonder why they had to drain it...

some fishie or dukkie must have pooped one heck of a floatie...

hee hee, let's see if we can find it!! :) :)

blind taste test

hee hee, oh goody, a blind taste test!

oh did i hear a package just open?

(sniff sniff) oh yummy - maybe... chicken!

okay okay, mom,  i promise i will not spoil things by detective snifffing anymore but boy does that smell delicious!!

 

...and we're waiting, we're waiting...oooh wait, did i just hear mom take something out?? hee hee, all tummies to battle stations!

 

okay mom, just say when!!

(shwoooomp nibble nibble nibbleypoo!)

that was dee-licious! what was it mom?  may i take my blindfold off so i can see?

"orijen dog treats. nourish as nature intended. brome lake du-" wait wait i can't read that very well with out my glasses (squinty squint) "brome lake...duh...duh-uck?"

duck?... duk??... DUK???

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! oh the dukmanity!!

(blink...blink blink..)

mom, may i please have some more before duk duk comes home from swim camp? :)

Orijen Dog Treats - totally tummylicious!  Special thanks to the folks at chewy.com for this special opportunity to test this tasty product. :)

Bonus behind the scenes video cuteness...

the test...


a second helping please. :)

scenes from a unicorn appreciation day party: abandon ship