bandanarama

 

 

 

(sniff sniff) hee hee hee (sniff sniff) - o boy that was a doozy! 

 

okay, i'm gonna say chocobot because it smells like doughnuts mixed with destiny. am i right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yessssssss! okay everybuddy, keep or put your mask on cuz it's chocobot's turn to guess next. (fumble fumble fumble)

 

oh wait, go hide everybuddy, i think i hear mom coming...

 

 

 

why hello mother. it is so nice 2 see u. no, i have not seen duk duk or chocobot or lulu the tiger or lil pink puppy. in fact, i have been working my homework just like u asked me to do an hour ago.i have already outlined three essays in my head and duk duk was going to help me write it all - wait, what was that? why am i wearing what, mom? :)

pantalones de goma

dear diary,
you would think after all this time, the tushie man might remember what to touch and not to touch when he comes for my annual checkup. but every year,  just in case to make sure he remembers, me and duk duk always like to make sure it is abundantly clear. and every year, no matter how we say it, it seems he does not listen.

i sure hope next year mom finally finishes making me my rubber pants.

toodley-doo!
b. :)

the monday after

dear diary,

the sleepover me and duk duk hosted for the little misses this past weekend was quite a success, but unfortunately i cannot tell u much about it because what happens at motel bark and quack stays at motel bark and quack. so I will leave u with just one question - does anybuddy know how to get pink glitter nail polish off duk feet? 

toodley-doo!

b :)

otoscopic :)

hee hee, wait, mom - just hold them up a little longer. i am pretty sure i can hear the ocean! :)

wolf wagon

hee hee, choo choo! hurry little miss sarah! we have to catch up!! choo choo! almost there...almost there... 

hee hee, yeah, so this is my anti cootie mobile and over there is where u stay, Cassie. like, do not even bother thinking about coming over here 2 lick me  because all I have to do is pull my head in and zip the flap and voila, nana nana boo boo. so do not even try it, nosiree.

choo choo! choo choo! hee hee yep, what a great idea this was. I am totally protected from big dogs, panty dogs, barky dogs, girl dogs that do not know how to stay over there (hint hint present company included). I mean seriously, what's not to love about..oo hey...

um, Cassie, can u please poop on that leaf for me? :)

the cassieodrama strain

nope nope nopies nope. not gonna happen nope nope no thank u nope nope nopies nope...mom, cooties...nope nope nopies nope..mom, she's gonna...nope nope no thank u no picture is worth - nope nope...mom I really think we should..

eeeks incoming! incoming! bwoop bwoop! someone activate emergency contamination protocol Cassie-alpha-8 and tell duk duk to get my shower cap and fill the bath immediately with undiluted maximum strength anti-cootie formula!! bwoop bwoop!!

happy sunday :)

May your Sunday be filled with tiny happy dreams :)

wakey wakey

ruhhhh? well, maybe just a few minutes more? dad kept hogging the bed all night long... :)

everything is round :)

"ooooOOOOooOOoOOooo!" the little dachshund exclaimed.  The little dachshund had lived with his loving family long enough to know that any time he was asked to put a napkin in his collar and wait by his little orange table, tiny lunch - and therefore something tummylicious - was always about to be served.  But the sight before him exceeded any expectations he and his bottomless tummy could have ever imagined.

"look, duk duk,  everything is round!"

The little dachshund eagerly sniffed at the delicious treats.  "yippee, cherry tomato! and raspberry! and..." He nose wiggled wildly, sniffing at the last, curious dish. "hmmm, meatball? made of...chick- no wait, not chicken...no, not turkey exactly...maybe it's a combination of..o i know! turduck-" Glancing quickly at his best toyfriend beside him and fighting back the urges of his inner wolf, the little dachshund stopped himself just in time. "i smell turds and ucken! boy, it is a shame mom said u r allergic to ucken, duk duk, otherwise u could totally have some."















"well, i guess there is no time like the present, right, duk duk? it's time for tiny lunchy lunch!" And the little dachshund happily gobbled his meatball and raspberry and tiny tomato, knowing that tiny lunchy lunch would be repeated again and again, until finally lunchy lunch was over. :)

back seat maker

(skreeEEEeee) (wham wham wham) (skreeeee) (wham wham wham) (pfweeEEEEooooo) (wham wham wham) (skreeeEEEEeee) (wham wham wham)

hee hee hee - peeeee-ew!  hey dad, less cheese cutting and more wood cutting please - my new cushy comfy window perch isn't gonna make itself u know :)

have paws will travel

no need, mom, my nails will naturally wear down when me and duk duk go hiking with our old pupscouts troop this . i toldjoo about our trip, right? :)

discretionary discretion

psst - mom, can u please get my u know what spray? :) 

another brick in the wall

...hee hee, and last but not least, the u know what for the u know what so we can u know what!

boy, i sure thought it would stink that mom is making us make our own lunchy lunches this year for school, but, i think it is going to turn out quite nice, dontchoo think, everybuddy? 

i mean, we have so many good ideas, the hardest part was figuring out what not to pack for our first day of school, really. 

I sure hope we packed enough peanut butter and smelly jelly cuz once everybuddy sees how the u know what u know whats the U know whatter, they are all gonna want one. ooh - how are we doing on time? 

okay, duk duk and lil pink puppy, u guys keep working on getting our lunchy lunch box 2 shut,  and I will get out of my jammies and fire up the pedal car while chocobot and lulu the tiger get our backpacks and tell mom we are on our way :)

where wolves dare

nope, mom, not a mousey mouse. I think it is just a leaf. :)

#truefacts about...kisses & kibble

hee hee, yep it's true.  if the kisses i get every day from mom and dad were kibble, my tummy would explode. :)

the speed of time

Even though time seems to move agonizingly slow for tiny chumley when we are away and he is left home alone to howl into his baby cam to call for our return,  time also occasionally moves more quickly than he would like. And though he may be small and sometimes overlooked amidst a sea of chores and other such nonsense, the little kielbasa knows, as every dachshund is born to know, how to refocus priorities and recalibrate the speed of time, if even for just at most a week. 

mom, dontchoo think we have better things than this to do the week before school starts?? 

c.o.d.

um, no, mister man in brown, there is nobuddy here by the name of bd poopsalot. and i checked with my mother just like u asked me to and nobuddy here is expecting any c.o.d. delivery of a mega fortress of magnitude quad suspension compound action hyper spring loaded tri bucket trebuchet.  but maybe, if i close this door and u pretend 2 walk away and bring it to the side of the house, u might find a tiger and a unicorn who might know a thing or two and they just might b able 2 help u. :)

midday in the garden of gruesome and gore

..yeah i know those stinky bassets totally deserved it. and besides, losing my digging privileges for two days and having to read this book isn't too bad really because well, a) it's raining out anyway, and b) do not tell mom, but this book has not been too bad so far, dontchoo think, duk duk?  i mean, sure there are words in it, but everybuddy knows u can just skip that stuff so long as there are pictures to look at.
 

and yeah, i submit that the pictures certainly could be way more gruesome. and i question whether this book is really a work of nonfiction like it thinks it is, because look at how close all the boys and girls are standing to each other.  nobuddy does that in real life. that's how u catch cooties.

but, hmmm, well, now that i've said that out loud, i take back what i said about these pictures not being very gruesome. because, well, since the girls are totally not standing over there, u just know that any moment the boys will turn into cootie infected zombies. and then things will really take a turn, what with the whole zombiefication process turning their eyes red, their feet into mighty meat tearing talons, and their beaks into razor sharp precision pecking instruments of gore. nobuddy would stand a chance and then the world would be ruled by zombies and nobuddy would care anymore where u pooped or how many gummy worms u ate or even bother with school or chores...

...boy i cannot wait 2 turn the page now, duk duk, can u? just stay close 2 me because i am pretty sure things are about 2 get super scary. :)

secret agent dog

mom, dontchoo u think the elves of rivendell were really secret dachshunds in disguise? 

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fuzzy cute

hmmm, well I guess maybe, mom. but can u please do not tell duk duk about the extra gummy worm for doing my nails early? :)