The demands of real life have been especially challenging this year, and our tiny family trio is as grateful as ever for this little cyberslice of doxie joy, and the incredible friends who share it with us and enjoy the happy go lucky makings and musings of our two little ferocious best friends. To all our cyber family, the little kielbasa and I wish the most magical of holidays, filled with love, snackies and, of course, smelly rainbow swirlies. ❤️
hee hee, and that’s a wrap on my last present for duk duk!
okay, mom, now can me and duk duk write our letter to santa? bc, well, i mean, i realize as u can see here by all this bounty that me and duk duk got ourselves a lot of presents already, but...well, it would probably make sense to ask him for other stuff. just to, well, u know, help with the toxic odors that may or may not permeate the air when me and duk duk open the presents we are giving each other on christmas morning. :)
dad...hey dad, u r totally going the wrong way. the candy store is on the other side of town by the place that smells like cheetos and pennies..dad..dad, no u missed like the most perfect place to make a u turn cuz now u r going to have to make a pooperdil across like eleventy lanes of traffic and
even during non holidays it is a pain in the poopertootie at this time of day. dad...dad! omg u missed another chance to pick up the bypass and that would have saved us like, o, seven minutes of travel time. which is really important bc i am not getting any young-
-er. dad, seriously, if u want i can drive. just pull over and move my car seat to the front bc i like the xtra height so i can see over the hood...
oo dad, if u hang a derecho the chikky fil yay is only like fifty pedals beyond the intersection, and they give bonus treats every tootsday which
is pretty much every day if u know what i mean...
dad? dad?
mom, can we switch places cuz it seems dad cannot hear a word i am saying...
hee hee, thanks, mom for making my birthday crown again this year.
it is exactly what me and duk duk wanted, really, what with it being one part supercool, one part where the wild stinks are, and like, eleventy parts ferocious. and it is the kind of crown a wolf could wear every day really. the only thing is, and i cannot believe i am saying this, the only thing is, well, at eleventy parts ferocious, i kind of.. i kind of wish there was a ferociousness dial because even at twelve i am not sure i can always -
uh oh, mom- u better - i cannot hold- run before..o no its com-
raWwwwwwRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :)
The tiny tomato rolled along on the floor, happily rolling from bump to bump and humming the happy-go-luckiest tune he could think of . And yet, he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was about to happen...
hee hee, see, mom?
all my paws clean and tidy, just like u asked. duk duk helped me use a nail brush and everything. o, and we did all our chores, too, plus our chores for tomorrow even :) :)
(um, mom, in case santa was not paying attention, do u think we can do that again from the top, only this time louder? o, and with more feeling?)
ooooo looky!! hey duk duk, get your falcon butt over here - mom fixed the lights and finished decorating the tree!!
oo i see the gang’s all here - wolfy from miss debbi, and turbo from mister nico and mister tadhg, and me when i was little, and our robot orbament, and our snow pup, and, our brushy ornaments, and our stuffy ornaments and...heyyyy...
mom, where are all the new poopie snake ornaments me and duk duk made??
hee hee, well, mom, i would like to goto school today but...
(errrrrgh)
(errrrrrrrrgh) (errrrrrrrgh)
i am sorry, mom, but i do not seem to be able to break free from the powerful booby trap that someone must have put out to specifcally trap a very ferocious wolf like me. in fact, it is so powerful i could be stuck here for hours. perhaps maybe u could email teacher and let her know i will not be able to attend today? :)
mom, i know today thanksgiving is over now but..well, do u think santa would mind if i skipped school today so we could snuggle in bed? :)
mom, dontchoo think u me and dad could just skip this whole nail thing and maybe we can just, o, i dunno, maybe probably goto the snackie store and the trebuchet store and then the chikky fil-a instead? )
hee hee, yeah duk duk, i do not know which one i would pick, either.
i mean, well, with six teeny weenies, the mark six is already a powerful, above entry level option. and it is really cool, what with the tiny frosted gold chain reins...
and the rich red corninthian leather sleigh built for speed and comfort
but the mark nine in ferocious fang white with after market pro x4 internal methane combustion coupling system? well that’s just top of the line, isn’t it?
i mean, it is like the first vehicle ever whose interlinked coupling system relies solely on the foofie generated by teeny weenies. and no tiny chain reins means a quieter ride that allows u to truly enjoy the true and gassy noises of your ride. plus, i mean have u looked at the payload?
the mark nine red corinthian leather sleigh is capable of hauling eleventy gigsnakes to deserving boys and girls everywhere!
yeppies, duk duk, they take so long to make, we only have these two sleigns to offer for cyber brown wednesday, but hopefully we can get mom to make after the holidays. and besides, our storybook teeny weenie mecharamas will be available too and they would be perfect for leaving out all year round.
what’s that, duk duk? hee hee hee, o lemme check..
nopies, not smelly enough! i guess we know what we will be doing today!! :)
hee hee, mom, do u think maybe u can ask duk duk to do it because my ferocious ear flappies still need twenty more minutes of deep conditioning. :)
well, this year, we wanted to answer the question, what do the teeny weenies for the rest of the year, u know, like, when they are not helping santa.
and, well, to answer that question, me and duk duk thought long and hard, and drew on the depths of our life experience as a ferocious wolf and falcon. hang on -
duk duk, why r u poking at - no, technically it applies to both - cantchoo see we are in the middle of a very professional - okay, okay, fine...
sorry, i meant a ferocious wolf and a ferocious falcon. anyhow, to answer your question, which really, answers our question, when the teeny weenies are not busy helping santa, we felt they would have very normal, very rich lives. playing on the merry go round, living in cute houses, and helping others in a variety of contexts. and, well, what with santa's deep and nostalgic connections in the literary world, the help context that most intrigued us is how they might go off and appear and help in other beloved (mostly) children's stories. hee hee, all while making them their own, of course.
o u mean like, why now? why cyber brown wednesday? well, we started the project in earlier this year, thinking we would be finished in time for a cyber f(ine) art fair in late summer. i mean, we have been going to school for forever now so making peeoramas should be second nature to us, right? but me and duk duk kept having more and more ideas on how to make them cooler with all sorts of interesting details. like, the tiny tiara and tiny handstitched leather shoes and boots? and tiny red leather sleigh?
all things we had to get mom - i mean, all things our talented team had to not only learn how to make, but figure out how to make on a miniature scale.
and then after we made a few peeoramas, we thought, well, these are really cool, but what if we could add movement? you know, to engage the viewer and draw their minds deeper into these little worlds, through the very powerful sensations of touch and motion? so that took some time to figure out. and of course, as u might imagine, fabricate. but we think the results are really worth it and hope others will, too..
hmm, a preview of everything? well, me and duk duk are working on a few stop motion videos to debut our collections so our friends should stay tuned to our instygram, instygram stories, and facebook because we hope to be posting them soon. that way u can see what they look like when they are moving.
so anyhoo, if all goes well we hope to be dooting our teeny weenie peeoramas and mecharamas at our cyber brown wednesday (F)art fair on the 28th of november at nine eastern standard time. o and sometime after that, we hope to debut our new christmas ornament and after that we will have to see what have time to post because do have some tiny dachshund treasure boxes and some teeny weenie trees to finish up.
hm, is there anything else to add? well, mostly that we hope our teeny weenies will all find wonderful homes and we hope that everyone will enjoy the pocket sized tidings card we are enclosing with our orders this year. they are smaller than the postcard we usually like to include, but this year we thought it would be nice to make something that can be put in a wallet or purse so it can be taken everywhere. and we printed it on special pearly card card stock to give it a nice subtle, calming and peaceful sheen. like frost on a window on the night before christmas. i would show it to u but we did not want to spoil the surprise for our friends.
hmmmm, well, mom, they all look really delicious...
are u sure i can only have just one? :)
