the little dachshund lion waited patiently in his bed, confident that no one would forget to feed him, lest they suffer the wrath of his might and ferocious rawwwr. :)
Friday, September 17, 2021
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
one hundred percent
see, mom? i am not a meatloaf. i am one hundred percent wolf shaped :)
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doxie doings
Monday, September 13, 2021
game time :)
hee hee, go ahead, mom, guess which paw. if u win, u get a foofie. and if u lose, u get a foofie. it’s a total win win really. all u have 2 do is play. hee hee, or not. and u still get a foofie. :)
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doxie doings
Friday, September 10, 2021
that’s it really :)
well, i was stinking i mean thinking that…well, okay i was only stinking really. but maybe while i have your attention, may i please have a snackie? :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
aerodynamic :)
hee hee, just put your ears out like this, mom and dad, and u can totally walkies faster!
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doxie doings
Monday, September 6, 2021
upcycled
hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, it’s a thing of beauty. a perfect facsimile if i do say so
myself! nobuddy will ever notice the subtle change. it will just be, well, improved. like everything we do around here. always for the better. in a smelly way at least.
hee hee hee, okay, lemme just get the tape and the uknowwhat and we can call this project tadonezo! whoops - why smello, mom!
what’s that? why, nopies, mom, we are doing nothing untoward or suspechoso. we are just sitting here practicing our old timey fancy writing. u know, in case u need our help with anything like that,. because seriously, this font style is due for a comeback any day now, dontchoo stink? by the way, me and duk duk saw u scored some lovely things from the thrifty store the other day. if u r going back today, can u see if they have anything decoratively suitable for a ferocious wolf and falcon den? o u r going? hooray i guess we will see u later then. okay bye bye we love u too.
whoa that was close. i mean, what mom got was cool, but it can be so much better! okay i’ll get the tape and u get the unknowwhat and meet u back in a whiffy.
one tapey , two tapey , everything’s tadonezo!
hee hee, yeppies, duk duk, this is so much better. now let’s hang it back in the foyer so everybuddy can see :)
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doxie doings,
toyfriends
Friday, September 3, 2021
volcanic activity :)
hee hee, mom, i know u were planning to nap here on the floor with me but watch out because any second now, mount pooptootieus is gonna blow :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
a few more makeys before we makey makey
well, u know what they say, mom. chop chop. all u have been doing so far is making boring human stuff this year and cyberbrown wednesday will be here before u know it. me and duk duk have a poop ton of genius ideas. :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 30, 2021
adventures in aviation :)
faced with the inevitability of his situation, the little dachshund tried one last time to prove that all his efforts were simply adventures in wolf aviation.
just a few more flaps, mom, and you will see! no tushie man for u , and definitely none for me. :)
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apple a day,
doxie doings
Friday, August 27, 2021
frenchy fry reasoning :)
okay fine. but i’m just saying, mom and dad,
if we all went to chikky fila after we do my nails, it is a win win for everybuddy really, isn’t it? :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
a trip to the candy store :)
hee hee, hurry, dad! we have to get back home before duk duk difunda out u bought me a jawbreaker :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 23, 2021
little mister tuffet :)
um, well, i was just stinking i mean thinking that even tho she addresses the package 2 u, that maybe the cashmere fairy godmother meant for me to use them first. u know, because they are so soft and fluffy and perfect for snuggling on even in summer? :)
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doxie doings
Friday, August 20, 2021
finally
the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. finally, he thought to himself. next time she comes knocking, he now realized, mom really needs to lock the doors and pull down all the window shades. :)
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
what happens in cootietown should really stay in cootietown
dear diary,
sometimes in ferocious pursuit of something to fill his tummy, a wolf gets too close to the flame and as a result, accidentally catches a serious case of the cooties. on the plus side, a wolf gets to stay home even though school started this week. but on the minus side, while a wolf stays at home, his best toyfriend duk duk plans to plaster this picture all over school. and as a result, a wolf plans to pound his best toyfriend. sometimes things just have a way of working out, don’t they? :)
toodleypoo!
b. :)
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Friday, August 13, 2021
socially distant :)
fine. if u r gonna be here for a while, cassie, i guess u may as well make yourself useful. stand here and watch for bunnies, while i take my nap. a wolf needs his ferocious sleep, u know.
but make sure to stay over there. i’ve already had like eleventy cootie shots and i still feel a little woozy because some slobbery mcpanty pants still thinks every water bowl she finds is communal. yessiree, a good nap is just what this wolf needs. remember, you stay over there cassie and it will be all be -
aw great.
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
the unbearable shortness of being :)
okay, mom, have a nice bath. i guess while u e in there, i’ll try my best to avoid miss smelly panty mc pant-
aw great. here she comes..
hey… hey…what r u doing, cassie? i cannot even see.
mom is taking a bath, cassie. stop panting all over her.
i said, stop panting up the place already! it’s bad enough the place smells like purple flower stink with all the foam bubbles, but cooties and purple flower stink? phooowee!
didjoo hear me? gassie, u r totally wasting your time. she will never gives snackies from there
like, seriously, do not even bother. mom will never give u ..
hey! why r u getting closer??? i toldjoo-
mooom? mom. u are not giving her a snackie, r u??
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doxie doings
Monday, August 9, 2021
schadenfoofie :)
mom, is it too late for me to sign up for summer school?
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dogfriends,
doxie doings
Friday, August 6, 2021
curiouser and curiouser
hmmmmmm….
hmmmmmmmmmm….
mom, why didjoo put this water bowl here taller than me? u know i accidentally left my platform sandals at chocobot’s air pee n b.
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
valar morpoopus
hee hee hee, i know, duk duk, pure genius! and to think we did not need mom’s help at all. now we can finally serve our guests gummy worms in la pee dah style! i cannot wait until - hey, duk duk, where did u-
o, smello, mom. um, is there anything i can help u with? like, maybe polishing the silver or, um, something? :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 2, 2021
contract renegotiations :)
well, mom, seeing as how i am a grown wolf now, how about i get a tiny tomato for every nail we sand?
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doxie doings
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