in the springtime there will be poop :)

hey, hey - how about right here, mom, in this sedum stuff? i am telling u, i can plop some micro poops here and nobuddy but the bunny would notice and he when he finds them he would be like, ooo a scary wolf lives here. i best skeedaddle out of here before he chomps me. and then our tomatoes and strawberries would totally be safe  :) 

never would i ever :)

well, i guess see your point, mom. but… i would not need to promise 2 be a more gracious host to cootie i mean cassie if u promised there would never be a next time, would i? :) 

ipso fixo gonezo

hee hee - ugh! sheesh, cassie, can u stop panting even for just one minute? u r creating so much turbulence in here it is hard to keep a camera still! anyhow, hey mom, looky! 

tadaaah!  señorita floofy mc panty pants can see clearly now! 

in fact, she can see so well now..




i bet she can see herself right out the door and all the way back home, dontchoo stink, mom? :) 

floofed

well, okay, fine, mom. she can stay here for the day but a) her entertainment is not my responsibility bc me and duk duk already have the entire day planned and it most definitely does not involve cooties or panting, and b) per our agreement from last time she came over, me and duk duk will be pulling trigger on all the things from our cootiepocalypse amazon wish list the minute she leaves.  okay? okay. 

now it’s time to get this farty started. cassie u can stay here with mom while - 

eeeek! hey hey hey! what the heck?? not again, cassie.

how many times do i have 2 tell u to look out for ferocious wolves before u start walking?? 
i am standing right here cantchoo see??? 

yeah that’s right, just keep walking away like nothing happened. it’s only me that got all cootiefied.  nothing that a zillion baths won’t fix. sheesh. it is really not fair considering u r the one with all the floofy floof hair. if only there was a way to…. o i know! hee hee hee stay right there, cassie, i have an idea….

smell u never :)

o boy, i c this is really happening. sure, cassie, come right in and make yourself at home. u know, i wish i could really stay longer but

as luck would have it, i have 2 go get the pedal car inspected and well, u know, stuff that will take all day so yeah, 

try not to slobber up my water bowl and smell u never! 

who can it be now :)

aw great. 



moooom! r u sure i do not have 2 take a bath or goto the tushie man today??? 

maybe probably

hee hee, um, well, dad and i r not really up to anything, mom. especially definitely not anything 2 do with the cheesy string snacks u think are missing from the refrigerator. i am sure maybe probably they will turn up while me and duk duk are at the movies, dontchoo think? :) 

strawberry monday :)

hee hee, um, what strawberry, mom? 

three seconds to mayhem ( or, how good friday became really good friday )

hee hee, o little buuuuneee, come out come out wherever u are! 

o little buuuuuneeeeee! where are u? me and duk duk made u carrots and huneeee! 

hee hee, o little buuneeee, something smells me i am getting a little warmer!!! :) 

rainbow sprinkles :)

(pfweeeeeoooOooooOooOOOooOooooooot!) 

hee hee hee. hooowheee! that’s riper than a day old raisin soaked in poopie water! boy, if only duk duk were here to sm- 

what? me? disruptive?? mom, u said wait patiently in my bed while u finish up your computer work, and that is exactly what this wolfie had been doing for like, the last eleventy hours. no barking, no whining. just me, sitting here. waiting….hee hee, and smelling. hey, while it seems u r taking a break now, may we please go get a wolf cone? today is bogo free rainbow sprinkles and u know what they say, rainbow sprinkles bring rainbow tinkles. i can pedal us if u want and everything. :) 

little wolf big mission

hurry, mom, i smell bunnies this way! :) 

inside u can smell the difference

well, mom, seeing as how it is raining and u r outside already, maybe how bout u go and poop for me and i will stay inside and make us dinner?  :) 

sleepy monday

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :) 

sefi :)

hee hee, please be vewy quiet, mom. even though this wolf has his enhanced hearing mode enabled, there are still a lot of noises he has to filter in order to listen for alien foofies in outer space. :) 

meal planning :)

well, i was stinking i mean thinking that we could make jiggly wiggly meat jello and that way it would be dinner and dessert and entertainment all in one. and we could even put glitter in it. for entertainment later. :) 

springing it :)

well, how bout instead of u spending every day outside gardening and being too sore after 2 make anything, me and duk duk rent a mega back hoe and we can finish all the yard work for you? our genius ideas are not gonna make themselves, u know.  and,  we really want to have a spring tooty doot  doot! plus, hee hee, well, mega back hoe. we could make a bunny trap the likes of which shai pooplud has never seen! :) 

said the little dachshund

“i may be a ferocious wolf, mom,” said the little dachshund, “but i can too eat like a baby bird. here, let me show u!” :) 

pooptrichor

well, okay. u do have a point, mom.  and i guess a ferocious wolf does sometimes have to suffer for his art, so…

let’s get this show on the road. poop mushies just don’t make themselves, u know. and they are going 2 smell fantastic :) 

daylight savings time :)

well, technically, my tummy works on an 18 hour wolf-day clock, and with factoring in daylight savings time now, that means i need to eat four hours earlier and eleventy point seis times as often. but we can round it to five times an earth-day just to make it ezpz. :) 

best of both worlds :)

well, how about we have a snackie now, and we have a snackie later? :)