hee hee, u want 2 fly, too, mom? it is really fun! me and dad are giving rideys, five for a bag of gummy worms. act now and get three bonus poopie de loops , i mean loopy de loops. it is up to u if u want to poopify them. :)
Monday, September 26, 2022
Friday, September 23, 2022
the tushie man can
well, okay, i guess u can take a picture, mom, but no video. cuz, u know, a wolf does not shiver really especially when he is at the tushie man for his annual checkup :)
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Monday, September 19, 2022
eep dog :)
hee hee, hey mom… mom… mom! here, looky who am i?
(panty - panty - panty - pant - slobber - pant - slobber ) hee hee, i’m so dopey two times two is eleventy five. (panty - panty - panty - pant - slobber - pant - slobber ) stand over where? (panty - panty - panty - pant - slobber - pant - slobber ) o let me drink from your water bowl they’re all the same right? (panty - panty - panty - pant - slobber - pant - slobber - pant )
wait? what? no, i was just - hey hey no, don’t ask her to come over! she is perfectly fine way way over there. mom! moooom!
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Wednesday, September 14, 2022
to no one in particular :)
The land beneath him swelled as gently up as it did down, the teeny tiny itty bitty teensy weensy little flea sized dachshund noticed as he made his way thru the thickets of the giant fur forest. “one day, maybe i will find out why the land moves in such gentle swells, and why the winds from the west are always so smelly. but today,” the teeny tiny itty bitty teensy weensy little flea sized dachshund pipped to no one in particular because not even the fleas of unusual size were listening to him, “ today, i will climb mount elbow swirly and when i reach the top, i will slide back down. and then i will go back up, and i will slide back down again. because sliding is fun, and knowledge is something i can always get later.” :)
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Monday, September 12, 2022
whatever i want to :)
nopies, it is okay, mom, said the little dachshund. i do not need a leash, really. i am all grown up now, and i can do whatever i want to. :)
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Wednesday, September 7, 2022
vitamin d :)
yeppies, it’s not just for christmas anymore! it would be delicious, and me and duk duk can totally make it 4 u n dad tonitey nite for the low low price of two bags of gummy worms each.
what? spell it? butt that would totally spoil the sur- .. okay fine…
tee you are dee dee you see kay eee en.
turd ducken. hee hee, now can me and duk duk put u n dad down for two orders?
why do i get the feeling u r on to us, mom?
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Friday, September 2, 2022
Wednesday, August 31, 2022
feed zone :)
well, technically these are all my rugs so, u know, i am exactly where i need 2 be. :)
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doxie doings
Monday, August 29, 2022
hot dog :)
but every day is a good day 2 go hunting for tomatoes, dontchoo think, mom? :)
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Monday, August 22, 2022
what’s more 2 learn :)
well, i was stinking i mean thinking of, u know, just, not going 2 school anymore. a wolf already knows pretty much everything relevant to wolf living, really. what’s more 2 learn? :)
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Wednesday, August 17, 2022
tooter hole :)
aw sheesh, cassie mc panty pants, it is too early in the morning for your smelly breathy breath. give a wolf a break already.
besides, if u r gonna stink up the place, then u have to do it properly, from your tooter hole, not your pie hole. like this.
(pfweeeooOooooOoooooOoooot!)
hee hee, see? putrid, with a touch of ferocious. or as i like to call it, just another wednesday morning. :)
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Monday, August 15, 2022
haipoo monday :)
summer strawberries
delicious from mom’s garden
a wolf chomps them now :)
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Friday, August 12, 2022
tgidiscodecontaminationfriday :)
aw great.
never mind, mom. i think we are gonna need to spend all our tardis money on cootie decontamination. again.
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doxie doings
Wednesday, August 10, 2022
probably definitely maybe
well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking with only one week left before school starts, that maybe me and duk duk could build a tardis and go back to the beginning of summer. or forward to next summer. your choice really. especially since we probably maybe most definitely need to borrow your credit card 2 buy all the parts we need. :)
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doxie doings
Friday, August 5, 2022
testing testing one two pee tres
testing testing one two pee. nothing 2 pee here really, my mom accidentally deleted something that allowed my blog posties to post to my facebook page and hopefully we fixed it. :)
tiny trundler :)
the little dachshund quietly giggled to himself as he ferociously trundled up the ramp, his little bottom bouncing up and down with each step he took, squeaking tiny poofs of air so noxious that he was actually glad his nose was at the opposite end of his burping bottom. :)
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Wednesday, August 3, 2022
win win :)
um, well, mom, what with it being eleventy hundred degrees out, i was stinking i mean thinking that pooping under the bed would show initiative, really. i mean, this way, not only do we not have to go outside, but our poopie snake museum would be air conditioned, and all our precious poopies would be safe from turning into mushies. it is a win win really :)
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Monday, August 1, 2022
tiny giant :)
the little dachshund towered over the tiny village. “hee hee. pee, poo, peeeew, yum!” cried the ferocious little giant. “soon you will smell foofie, fresh from my bum!”
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Friday, July 29, 2022
butturd popcorn :)
well, it is not my fault really. i mean, we texted u and u said yeppies and technically we did spell it right when we typed it but i guess it got autocorrected before duk duk hit send and well, that’s that really. other than it was delicious. :)
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Wednesday, July 27, 2022
hopefulthee hnever :)
(guhbleergh)
(gah blahhhhhk)
(ka hurrl!)
(hwarrrrr- ) hwha? o, juth praktithing my hurl noithes hfor the neckth thime u thell me hathie hith humming kover. hwitch hith hopefulthee hnever. :)
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