Friday, March 12, 2010

the hurt locker

Yeah, I haven't seen the movie. But who needs to when I've got my own show at home? Nibbled ears and toes, missing eyes and emptied innards. Two year's worth of wailin on toyfriends, right here at my very fingertips thanks to my little canine predator.

Today a picnic exhibit of Baxter's fine handiwork, to close this very sneezy, itchy, hey-spring-is-here week.



Ugh. I like spring, but could do without my allergies. Happy Friday! :)

12 comments:

Bludog said...
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Bludog said...

At least Baxter's victims are mostly still recognizable... ours are mostly just shreds of fabric at this point!

Bludog said...

PS - that was me who deleted the first post. I had a really major typo. Guess I ought to use that preview function.

Sheila said...

Wait a minute....does duk duk have a twin?

Baxter said...

hee - some of the toys that mom left out for me have been shredded pretty well but sometimes my toys just sorta disappear or get buried under all the other toys and so i forget about em.

my mom says duk duk maintains a special cloning tank in the drawer underneath the dryer because, well, u see why! this here is alpha and beta duk duk. i just played with gamma duk duk yesterday and can't wait to mess with him today if mom will take him out of the tank again. he still squeaks and that simply will not do.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

They look JUST RIGHT to me, BUTT if your mom thinks they are in need of medical attention, I suppose a quick trip to the STUFFIE INFIRMARY would fix the situation. I'm just sayin'.

Agnes B. Bullock said...

LOL!!!! Now I know where my dachsies get the urge to destuff anything and everything with a squeakie

Alicia said...

Oskar is please to see that Bunnito is still in very nice condition. Looks like the truce that they struck is a "lasting peace", so to speak!
Our toy tank looks very similar, although several friends have gone to the big toy tank that gets emptied into the noisy truck once a week. Horrors!

Stacey said...

Murphy wants you to know you're doing pretty good, but he even ate the kitchen floor, beat that!

Your host said...

Great collection of "kill", Baxter! Are you selective in the toys that you destroy? Penny & Rosie have special toys...an elephant and a raccoon...that they hold in their mouths and squeek to relieve stress. They are well-loved and show some wear (I think on Velveteen Rabbit standards, they are "real" now). They've had these same critters since their first days at our house and they definitely distinguish between them and other "chewies".

Lorenza said...

Hi, Baxter!
Tell your mom that it is not "killing toys work".
That is "giving lots of love to my toys"
I give my toys good shakes but I have never destuffed one! Maybe I need to start now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

kalyxcorn said...

ooh - i hope baxter doesn't even try to beat eating the kitchen floor - though hmm, we could use a new kitchen floor... :)

hmm, nope. if it squeaks, it gets "loved".

oh lorenza, you are so sweet not to destuff your toys. :)